View Full Version : My Girlfriend Just left me for a Gang Member
Jesterstar
05-06-2005, 03:40 PM
Have fun with this one guys. It just happend. I hope one of you write something funny. Enjoy your revenge on Jesterstar
Guitar Shark
05-06-2005, 03:44 PM
BLOODHOUND GANG THEME
Whenever there's trouble, we're there on the double.
We're the Bloodhound Gang.
If you've got the crime, we've got the time.
We're the Bloodhound Gang.
DLR7884
05-06-2005, 03:44 PM
Sorry to hear about that dude.
DLR7884
For real.
DLR7884
05-06-2005, 03:45 PM
Was it because you spend WAY too much time on the internet?
DLR7884
Or because the monthy "spending cheddar" from mom and dad wasn't enough for her?
Carmine
05-06-2005, 03:46 PM
Sorry to hear that Jest...
Its that Phukkin Snoop Dog and his posse aint it? That boy was in town this week!
Jesterstar
05-06-2005, 03:46 PM
I don't know what the fuck happened. She said she wanted to go grab a bag from her friend Missy. That was it. She's picking her shit up sunday.
Guitar Shark
05-06-2005, 03:47 PM
A dime bag?
Nickdfresh
05-06-2005, 03:48 PM
I actually am sorry to hear that one.
Good luck, you're better off without her likely.
Jesterstar
05-06-2005, 03:48 PM
it doesn't feel that way now.
ALinChainz
05-06-2005, 03:49 PM
I don't know if I believe it.
Seems like J-Star would make something up like he kicked her to the curb or something.
If it is true, then it indeed sucks.
Carmine
05-06-2005, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I don't know what the fuck happened. She said she wanted to go grab a bag from her friend Missy. That was it. She's picking her shit up sunday.
if it were me....I'd bang Missy now!
but thats me...
Warham
05-06-2005, 03:49 PM
Jester, stop acting so human. You're going to make people actually feel sorry for you.
DLR7884
05-06-2005, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
it doesn't feel that way now.
Go fuck as many sluts as possible, especially her friends.
DLR7884
That will make it feel better, trust me.
Guitar Shark
05-06-2005, 03:51 PM
You guys are a bunch of suckers!
1. He never had a girlfriend to begin with.
2. Since when has Festeredsore ever been sincere.
He's going to take all your sympathetic replies and claim you are OWNED because of them.
:)
Nickdfresh
05-06-2005, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
You guys are a bunch of suckers!
1. He never had a girlfriend to begin with.
2. Since when has Festeredsore ever been sincere.
He's going to take all your sympathetic replies and claim you are OWNED because of them.
:)
Very possible...
Originally posted by DLR7884
Go fuck as many sluts as possible, especially her friends.
DLR7884
That will make it feel better, trust me.
Definitely! Whether this thread is for real or not, it's sage advice!
DLR7884
05-06-2005, 04:03 PM
This thread is 18 minutes old and now has 16 responses....
DLR7884
I knew it'd be popular.
Jesterstar
05-06-2005, 04:12 PM
Yea so did I. I was hoping to catch more shit. To cheer me up.
Dr. Love
05-06-2005, 04:15 PM
I had no idea I was a gang member. :confused:
DLR7884
05-06-2005, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Yea so did I. I was hoping to catch more shit. To cheer me up.
ok.....
Originally posted by Dr. Love
I had no idea I was a gang member. :confused:
LOL.
DLR7884
Made me laugh.
Guitar Shark
05-06-2005, 04:22 PM
Me too. :D
Originally posted by Jesterstar
it doesn't feel that way now.
It never does. But you will look back on it and say: "Man, am I glad that bitch did what I should have done." Trust me.
Originally posted by Dr. Love
I had no idea I was a gang member. :confused:
:D
Did I just log onto the fucking Oprah message board??
No chick would leave the STAR.
This is a troll. "Your" all owned!
Cathedral
05-06-2005, 04:34 PM
I'm reminded of a crying boy and a wolf, something something etc. etc.
Originally posted by Cathedral
I'm reminded of a crying boy and a wolf, something something etc. etc.
Hey, it MUST be genuine if ALAN THE PANTHER feels sorry for him...;)
DLR7884
05-06-2005, 04:35 PM
ALAN is so thoughtful.
DLR7884
Jester, listen to ALAN-he'll guide you through the rough times.
Originally posted by DLR7884
listen to ALAN-he'll guide you through the rough times.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=484112
Send her a t-shirt, works every time.......
Originally posted by Figs
Send her a t-shirt, works every time.......
I'm afraid that THIS is the time that JEST should tell her that she's OWN3D!!
Warham
05-06-2005, 04:48 PM
I guess you weren't making enough to keep her around.
Tom Vu
05-06-2005, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
It never does. But you will look back on it and say: "Man, am I glad that bitch did what I should have done." Trust me.
This is so truth. I don't know how long you be with your girlfriend but soon into your relationship, your PS2 or X-Box will be better company than your girlfriend. You will be playing a game and all she does is bother you. You start to think to tell her, "Go make more friends." And "Just go out and leave me alone!" I don't care how good your girlfriend looks. Nobody should ever put up with a women. They certainly aren't worth the agonize for. You should feel so luckys that she left. She did you a favor by breaking up, so that way you could catch other fishes in the water and don't have to have any regrets because it's out of your control.
Consider the date of your breakup the luckiest day of your life. Your self-worths and your happiness should not be based on somebody else. And don't lose any sleeping over a dumb hook. Women are meant to be for our pleasure and maybe a mate later on. But in the meantime, CHASE SKIRTS! Women are good for one thing and they don't even do that well. Her leaving you FOR A LOSER is the reflection of her and not you. You can't help it if she has the bad taste. In no time, she will realize WHAT A BOZO this LOSER want to be gangster man is and be beg for you back and you get the satisfaction of telling her, "YOU ARE A LOSER! GET OUTTA MY WAY."
Her new relationship with this new chump sound doom from the start. You think about it, a "gangster" and a bitch who fall for him. All this point to is a relatiionship based on INSECURITY. Boy, what a stable foundation. And by he laving you for a gangsta, NOT ONLY IS SHE INSECURE BUT SHE IS SELF-DESTRUCTIVE." These kind of girls like losers because thy have no-self worth and low sef-esteem plus they are dumb bitch hos. FORGET HER! Your next girlfriend will be 10 millions times better than she is. You will be getting hot and heavy with your new girl in no time while your ex and her new guy will be fighting, bickering about nonsense things. These type of losers she likes are the very same guys who cannot take her out for a nice dinner because they have no class. When they go out to celebrate their anniversary at McDonald, she will have to pick up the check because he will be so broke that when he reaches into his pocket, all he will feel is his testicles.
Your question shouldn't be, "Why did she leave me?" Instead it should be, "What did I ever see in that bitch?" Aim higher. You can do much,much, much, much, much, much better than her. Don't let her holding you down. YOU ARE FREE! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Women are like buses. There is always one coming up.
Seshmeister
05-06-2005, 07:35 PM
This is all very upsetting...
twonabomber
05-06-2005, 08:04 PM
that's too bad, but look at it this way. she may not be your girlfriend any more, but she'll always be your mom.
Seshmeister
05-06-2005, 08:09 PM
LMAO!
Cathedral
05-06-2005, 08:51 PM
I'm editing this message because i just can't let an insult stand.
Cathedral
05-06-2005, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by twonabomber
that's too bad, but look at it this way. she may not be your girlfriend any more, but she'll always be your mom.
That, was damn funny....ya made my beer go down the wrong pipe.
Nickdfresh
05-07-2005, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Tom Vu
This is so truth. I don't know how long you be with your girlfriend...
How can TOM VU, a man with so much apparent wisdom, be a fan of VAN HAGAR?
Nickdfresh (Looking good is the the best revenge! No, check that, doing one of her friends, then walking into a bar with her on your arm while your ex-girlfriend is alone, and sees you, is the best revenge!:)!)
Matt White
05-07-2005, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
....doing one of her friends, then walking into a bar with her on you arm while your ex-girlfriend is alone, and sees you, is the best revenge!:)!)
Now THAT is OWNING somebody!!!
Into the Ground!!!:D
Cathedral
05-07-2005, 01:33 AM
Anti-Freeze makes a great cocktail..........No Ice.
ashstralia
05-07-2005, 06:25 AM
jestie, now you'll have more time to spend on the net,
and meet one of those sexy innernet babes.
Stillwell
05-07-2005, 11:43 AM
OK, that bitch is definitely being added to the shit list!!!!
I smell a gang war brewing.
Matt White
05-07-2005, 12:11 PM
You gotsta protect yo's turf
saint
05-07-2005, 02:56 PM
Hey Jesterstar you are not alone...
My baby ran off with my best friend
Seshmeister
05-07-2005, 09:00 PM
I'm sure you'll see those girls again...
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Have fun with this one guys. It just happend. I hope one of you write something funny. Enjoy your revenge on Jesterstar
Sing a Happy Song :)
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:)
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