Stupidest Band Names in Rock

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  • Mr Grimsdale
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 9485

    Stupidest Band Names in Rock

    Lillian Axe

    ...there ya go!
    Originally posted by flappo
    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

    Originally posted by Cato
    translating your Japanese.


    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

    omae baka dana?
  • superdave
    Sniper
    • Apr 2004
    • 779

    #2
    Great White--you would think it would be a name of a kick ass band--instead one of the sorriest and gayest bands in history

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    • Warham
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 14589

      #3
      Bread

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      • SNIPER
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2625

        #4
        The Waborita's

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        • Hoongood
          Roadie
          • Jan 2004
          • 119

          #5
          Nirvana

          Just a stupid band that sucked way too much to be called nirvana, even if it is spelled incorrectly.
          Yeah right she says, maybe in your dreams!

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          • Hoongood
            Roadie
            • Jan 2004
            • 119

            #6
            How about Pearl Jam?
            That is stupid as hell.

            A ton of new wave/alternative bands have bullshit names.
            Toad the Wet Sprocket
            Goo Goo Dolls
            Jesus and Mary Chain
            Depeche Mode


            The list could go on and on...
            Yeah right she says, maybe in your dreams!

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            • DrMaddVibe
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6682

              #7
              The Foo Fighters

              The Flying Cheetah Wheelies

              Cinderella

              Queen

              Quiet Riot

              Twisted Sister

              Stryper

              Angel
              http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
              http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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              • jojo2371
                Head Fluffer
                • Nov 2004
                • 324

                #8
                Originally posted by Warham
                Bread
                lol warham when u say bread,which i agree is a terrible name,you should throw in the matching bookend to that name ........poco !! god what a double bill that would be on the marquee!!!!!!

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                • Roguesgirl
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1702

                  #9
                  Did you know the Doobie Brothers were first called Pud? LMAO.
                  TLC
                  You KNOW I got the blues.
                  Can you dig it?
                  Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!

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                  • rustoffa
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8959

                    #10
                    Men without hats

                    Miami sound machine

                    Flock of seagulls

                    Herman's hermits

                    Ambrosia

                    Little river band

                    Paul Davis

                    Seals and Marty Croft

                    Zapp

                    Destiny's Child

                    Boyz 2 Men

                    Morbid angel

                    Cradle of filth

                    Hot hot heat

                    Kate Bush

                    Poco

                    Air supply

                    Orkestral manurevers in the dark

                    Manudo

                    ....TBC

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                    • Hecubus
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 575

                      #11
                      Murray Head

                      Taco

                      Vanilla Ice
                      "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                      "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                      "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                      "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                      "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                      "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                      "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                      "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                      "N--- yeah."

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                      • Roguesgirl
                        Veteran
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 1702

                        #12
                        Old Man's Crotch
                        TLC
                        You KNOW I got the blues.
                        Can you dig it?
                        Welcome to Massachusetts. Now get the FUCK out of my way!

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12748

                          #13
                          Van Halen.

                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                          • twonabomber
                            formerly F A T
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 11194

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rustoffa

                            Seals and Marty Croft

                            huh? i thought it was just Seals and Croft.

                            Sid and Marty Krofft made kids TV shows...
                            Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                            • Coyote
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8185

                              #15
                              Trixxter
                              Enuffz Enuff (or something like that)
                              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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