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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
> >>> reasons:
> >>>
> >>>I work in great depths.
> >>>I plunge head first into everything I do.
> >>>I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> >>>I work in a damp environment.
> >>>I work in a dark workplace which has poor ventilation.
> >>>I work in high temperatures.
> >>>My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
> >>>
> >>>*********************************************** ***********
> >>>
> >>>Dear Penis,
> >>>After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
> >>>raised,
> >>>the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
> >>>
> >>>You do not work 8 hours straight.
> >>>You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> >>>You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> >>>You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
> > other
> >>>locations.
> >>>You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and
> stimulated
> > in
> >>>order to start working.
> >>>You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> >>>You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
> wearing
> > the
> >>>correct protective clothing.
> >>>You will retire well before you are 65.
> >>>You are unable to work double shifts.
> >>>You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
> > completed
> >>>the
> >>>assigned task.
> >>>And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
> >>>exiting
> >>>the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
> >>>
> >>>Sincerely,
> >>>The Management
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> reasons:
> >>>
> >>>I work in great depths.
> >>>I plunge head first into everything I do.
> >>>I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> >>>I work in a damp environment.
> >>>I work in a dark workplace which has poor ventilation.
> >>>I work in high temperatures.
> >>>My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
> >>>
> >>>*********************************************** ***********
> >>>
> >>>Dear Penis,
> >>>After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
> >>>raised,
> >>>the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
> >>>
> >>>You do not work 8 hours straight.
> >>>You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> >>>You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> >>>You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
> > other
> >>>locations.
> >>>You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and
> stimulated
> > in
> >>>order to start working.
> >>>You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> >>>You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
> wearing
> > the
> >>>correct protective clothing.
> >>>You will retire well before you are 65.
> >>>You are unable to work double shifts.
> >>>You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
> > completed
> >>>the
> >>>assigned task.
> >>>And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
> >>>exiting
> >>>the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
> >>>
> >>>Sincerely,
> >>>The Management
> >>>
> >>>
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