Gayest. Fucking. Thing. Ever.

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OZZY OSBOURNE Pleads With Queen For Knighthood, Wants Sharon To Be Known As Lady Osbourne [Hot Flashes - 05.05.12 13:36:53]

ContactMusic (www.contactmusic.com) has issued the following report:



"OZZY OSBOURNE is pleading with British royal Queen Elizabeth II for a knighthood - so his wife Sharon can be a lady.



The former BLACK SABBATH frontman isn't bothered by the Sir title himself, but would love his redheaded spouse to be known as Lady Osbourne.



He says, "I wouldn't turn down a knighthood, but I don't think I'll get one. There are people who deserve it more than me.



"I'm just a working class hero. The only reason I'd like a knighthood is so my wife could be a lady."

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HOW FUCKING MUCH do you wanna bet that Sharon's behind all of this?



Disgusting.

[Rikk]

What a fucking joke. He thinks a new album with BLACK SABBATH is a waste of time, but a box set full of the same songs he's released four or five times, plus a duet with MISS PIGGY and a MOUNTAIN cover, and being knighted are all useful?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
What a fucking joke. He thinks a new album with BLACK SABBATH is a waste of time, but a box set full of the same songs he's released four or five times, plus a duet with MISS PIGGY and a MOUNTAIN cover, and being knighter are all useful?

That's because he's Mr. Sharon Arden!

[rustoffa]

Man, Keef ripped Jagger for that.

Oz doesn't have a Keef though.

Fuck, maybe Sharon has a switchblade or something.

[Panamark]

Ya know, he could be joking. He tends to do that a lot !

[DLR82VH]

Damn I don't think Ozzy knows what the hell is going on anymore cept for what Sharon tells him to do.


Really sad if you ask me

[Panamark]

Actually the Gayest thing ever is that Van Hagar 5150 walk...

[DLR82VH]

LMFAO!!!!!! Why did you have to remind me of that shit........I am fuckin crackin up over here thinkin about that dumbass walk.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Panamark
Actually the Gayest thing ever is that Van Hagar 5150 walk...

Hmm. This is true. The 5150 strut is/was much gayer than Ozzy begging to be made a knight.

Good point.

[Hardrock69]

They have not Larg....

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Ozzy is really doing my fucking head in. If I ever meet him I'm going to give him a fucking big bollocking for this shit. Sharon is definately behind it all. Fuck, she's everywhere these days. She's even doing fucking ASDA adverts.

[bueno bob]

Somebody desperately needs to start the "Sharon Osbourne: The Cunt" thread.

[FORD]

OK, so Ozzy doesn't want Sabbath inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame because it's a bunch of pretentious crap (I believe those were his words) but he wants to be a fucking knight???

Your majesty!! There's a swarm of bloody birds attacking Buckingham Palace. What can we do??

Call Sir John of Osbourne. He'll handle those flying menaces!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by FORD
OK, so Ozzy doesn't want Sabbath inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame because it's a bunch of pretentious crap (I believe those were his words) but he wants to be a fucking knight???

Your majesty!! There's a swarm of bloody birds attacking Buckingham Palace. What can we do??

Call Sir John of Osbourne. He'll handle those flying menaces!!

"But Lady Sharon won't let him out of his cage, Majesty!"

[scottd1984]

Originally posted by FORD
OK, so Ozzy doesn't want Sabbath inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame because it's a bunch of pretentious crap (I believe those were his words) but he wants to be a fucking knight???

Your majesty!! There's a swarm of bloody birds attacking Buckingham Palace. What can we do??

Call Sir John of Osbourne. He'll handle those flying menaces!!

NICE!! ROFLMAO!!!!