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So my Sister Graduated College with a Batchlors in Phycology. Even though She still is incapable of Picking apart my genious thoughts. She's a good student and is the total polar opposite of me. I'm very proud of her and I love her alot.
But there was something that really bugged me out. Her Boyfriend is a Stupid fucking Douch bag.
First off I think I am being a little strong in saying that because the first time I met him I really tried to and did enjoy his company. It was about a month ago. I got Hammered and didn't mind him to much. But then My Girlfriend said that he was a dick and kind of bossy with my sister. Which had I not been blind drunk I would have adressed with him. I let it go. Kind of took it as my girlfriend being a harsh critic of him.
So Fast Forward. Graduation weekend.
We show up and my sister is helping her boyfriend move. Fine assuming my sister had her apartment ready to move also. She didn't.
So me and my girlfriend Mom dad and grandma and aunt all had to prepare her room to be moved. Which was a task since my sister takes college living litterally.
Anyway slightly annoyed that she took no time to pack not even one thing but whatever. She graduated college and that isn't something anyone of us in our family has done. So she gets a free pass.
So that night last friday me and my girlfriend went bowling with my sister and her boyfriend and his brother. I thought that his brother comming along was odd. Exspecially since I was hoping to use this weekend to Bond with him in some way. Since my sister cares about him. My sister unlike myself hasn't really brought alot of Signifigant other home. So when she brings a guy to meet the family it's a big deal. I know she must care about him.
Anyway. We go bowling. First thing he does. Is tell my girlfriend to sit in the back so his Fat Brother can sit in the front. I figure it as a size thing and don't consider it a issue. I'm not there to start shit just have a good time with my sister.
So we are riding to the ally and I hadn't smoked any weed since that morning. So I was like hey can I smoke this Joint up in here.
She was reluctant but didn't mind. She doesn't smoke weed and neither does her boyfriend or his brother.
Then as I was smoking the Joint I could sort of feel them both tense up. Not a huge deal they just aren't around weed much and figured they were kind of bitch about it. JESTERSTAR is use to that when he's got people laying on the floor and he's firing up another J or Bowl.
Besides they both traveled with Beers. They didn't ask my sister if they could but I figured it was pretty much a thing that they already established.
Then we get to the BOWLING ALLY.
This is where it gets weird.
So he's all about getting drunk with me. Or so My sister said. He's telling us how he is a big shot at the Bowling ally. (Like Who give a Fuck) since my girl is only 19 he says that he has the connections so I don't have to go up and get her drinks. Well that was total bullshit. Then Her Boyfriend tells me that he Got my Sister a Bowling ball for a graduation gift. Now I was watching my sister bowl she really didn't seem to have much interest in it. And she really looked like she didn't really like that he got her a Bowling ball as a gift.
But that's their shit.
So he goes to get a Pitcher of beer. Comes back after asking me what i liked. I said Michelobe Light pitcher is fine with me. He says cool. Now I will drink anything and I am not partial to Mich but that is what I said. So he comes back with a Pitcher of Labatts blue and two cups leaving me odd man out.
No big deal. I brought money. i'll get my own beer.
Now I have to flash back a bit.
we are having dinner. the Family with the Boyfriend.
My Girlfriend mentions that she doesn't eat Veal. So my sisters boyfreind Chimes in with the most Nonsensical point I've ever heard on the subject. He started talking about the way Calves are born and if there was a choice to carry on a new life or save the cow what was better.
Now my girl just said she doesn't eat Veal. wasn't telling anyone else what to do. He was trying to make her feel stupid about a just General point of Veiw. Which was just that. She didn't condem anything.
OK back to the Bowling ally.
He proceeds to go into a BOWLING FRENZY. Completely ignoring me and my girlfriend and my sister. Him and his brother each trying to out score eachother. OK fine brotherly competition. THEN HE PROCEEDS TO BOSS MY SISTER AROUND AND SLAP HER ASS AND DRY HUMP HER INFRONT OF ME.
My sister was embarassed. I was Beyond Mad. But I didn't want to cause a scene so I had to go grab a scratch off to get away from the situation.
I finally tell my sister after game 3 we had to get back because we were tired. I was disgusted with his behavior.
When you first meet people in my opinion you should treat them with some level of respect. And if infront of the family you should also act with some level of respect. My Girlfriends brother one is in out of Jail and the other doesn't talk to anyone. I always treat them with a level of respect just because I date their sister. Not something I would do if they were not her brothers.
Then he completely ducks us the rest of the weekend.
right now I am not this guys biggest fan. I am intending on telling my sister that I don't think that he respects her but really just leaving it at that. Then the next encounter I have with him the first time he mouths off to me. I'm knocking the teeth out of his mouth and breaking his fucking nose.
But there was something that really bugged me out. Her Boyfriend is a Stupid fucking Douch bag.
First off I think I am being a little strong in saying that because the first time I met him I really tried to and did enjoy his company. It was about a month ago. I got Hammered and didn't mind him to much. But then My Girlfriend said that he was a dick and kind of bossy with my sister. Which had I not been blind drunk I would have adressed with him. I let it go. Kind of took it as my girlfriend being a harsh critic of him.
So Fast Forward. Graduation weekend.
We show up and my sister is helping her boyfriend move. Fine assuming my sister had her apartment ready to move also. She didn't.
So me and my girlfriend Mom dad and grandma and aunt all had to prepare her room to be moved. Which was a task since my sister takes college living litterally.
Anyway slightly annoyed that she took no time to pack not even one thing but whatever. She graduated college and that isn't something anyone of us in our family has done. So she gets a free pass.
So that night last friday me and my girlfriend went bowling with my sister and her boyfriend and his brother. I thought that his brother comming along was odd. Exspecially since I was hoping to use this weekend to Bond with him in some way. Since my sister cares about him. My sister unlike myself hasn't really brought alot of Signifigant other home. So when she brings a guy to meet the family it's a big deal. I know she must care about him.
Anyway. We go bowling. First thing he does. Is tell my girlfriend to sit in the back so his Fat Brother can sit in the front. I figure it as a size thing and don't consider it a issue. I'm not there to start shit just have a good time with my sister.
So we are riding to the ally and I hadn't smoked any weed since that morning. So I was like hey can I smoke this Joint up in here.
She was reluctant but didn't mind. She doesn't smoke weed and neither does her boyfriend or his brother.
Then as I was smoking the Joint I could sort of feel them both tense up. Not a huge deal they just aren't around weed much and figured they were kind of bitch about it. JESTERSTAR is use to that when he's got people laying on the floor and he's firing up another J or Bowl.
Besides they both traveled with Beers. They didn't ask my sister if they could but I figured it was pretty much a thing that they already established.
Then we get to the BOWLING ALLY.
This is where it gets weird.
So he's all about getting drunk with me. Or so My sister said. He's telling us how he is a big shot at the Bowling ally. (Like Who give a Fuck) since my girl is only 19 he says that he has the connections so I don't have to go up and get her drinks. Well that was total bullshit. Then Her Boyfriend tells me that he Got my Sister a Bowling ball for a graduation gift. Now I was watching my sister bowl she really didn't seem to have much interest in it. And she really looked like she didn't really like that he got her a Bowling ball as a gift.
But that's their shit.
So he goes to get a Pitcher of beer. Comes back after asking me what i liked. I said Michelobe Light pitcher is fine with me. He says cool. Now I will drink anything and I am not partial to Mich but that is what I said. So he comes back with a Pitcher of Labatts blue and two cups leaving me odd man out.
No big deal. I brought money. i'll get my own beer.
Now I have to flash back a bit.
we are having dinner. the Family with the Boyfriend.
My Girlfriend mentions that she doesn't eat Veal. So my sisters boyfreind Chimes in with the most Nonsensical point I've ever heard on the subject. He started talking about the way Calves are born and if there was a choice to carry on a new life or save the cow what was better.
Now my girl just said she doesn't eat Veal. wasn't telling anyone else what to do. He was trying to make her feel stupid about a just General point of Veiw. Which was just that. She didn't condem anything.
OK back to the Bowling ally.
He proceeds to go into a BOWLING FRENZY. Completely ignoring me and my girlfriend and my sister. Him and his brother each trying to out score eachother. OK fine brotherly competition. THEN HE PROCEEDS TO BOSS MY SISTER AROUND AND SLAP HER ASS AND DRY HUMP HER INFRONT OF ME.
My sister was embarassed. I was Beyond Mad. But I didn't want to cause a scene so I had to go grab a scratch off to get away from the situation.
I finally tell my sister after game 3 we had to get back because we were tired. I was disgusted with his behavior.
When you first meet people in my opinion you should treat them with some level of respect. And if infront of the family you should also act with some level of respect. My Girlfriends brother one is in out of Jail and the other doesn't talk to anyone. I always treat them with a level of respect just because I date their sister. Not something I would do if they were not her brothers.
Then he completely ducks us the rest of the weekend.
right now I am not this guys biggest fan. I am intending on telling my sister that I don't think that he respects her but really just leaving it at that. Then the next encounter I have with him the first time he mouths off to me. I'm knocking the teeth out of his mouth and breaking his fucking nose.
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