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    Stone still rolling against death odds



    Stone still rolling against death odds

    01mar04

    KEITH Richards should have died eight years ago, an expert says.

    The 60-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist has "eluded death" after years of hard living, claims American gerontologist David Demko.

    Mr Demko investigated the lifestyles of music's biggest names and predicted their death dates in a survey titled "When Will Your Favourite Rock Star Die?" for the music magazine Blender.

    About Richards, Mr Demko wrote: "He should have passed away at 52. I'm not sure how he does it, but he defies all conventional wisdom. Eighty per cent of the factors that control how long you live are related to your lifestyle, not genes." The guitarist admitted on his 60th birthday last year: "There are a lot of people who never thought I'd make it this far."

    Among his other predictions, Mr Demko concludes that Ozzy Osbourne will die in 2013 aged 65; Whitney Houston, 40, will make it to only 59; and Michael Jackson, 45, will die at 76.
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17113

    #2
    He looks like he did die eight years ago.

    Whats with Jacko's longevity ?
    Drinkin at the fountain of youth, perhaps ?

    Man that was a bad joke...

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    • flappo
      Banned
      • Jan 2004
      • 8013

      #3
      ..hahaah

      ..no it was a GRATE joke

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      • Mr Grimsdale
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8905

        #4

        ooh me knackers
        Originally posted by flappo
        i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

        Originally posted by Cato
        translating your Japanese.


        "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

        omae baka dana?

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        • Bob_R
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3834

          #5
          Yeah Richards has defied all odds hasn't he?
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          • Mr Grimsdale
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 8905

            #6
            the alcohol is now preserving him for posterity

            i really need a shit, i wonder if i can last until i get home?
            Originally posted by flappo
            i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

            Originally posted by Cato
            translating your Japanese.


            "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

            omae baka dana?

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            • DavidLeeNatra
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10703

              #7
              Originally posted by Panamark
              He looks like he did die eight years ago.

              Whats with Jacko's longevity ?
              Drinkin at the fountain of youth, perhaps ?

              Man that was a bad joke...
              bad joke but I pissed my pants
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              • Hecubus
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2004
                • 575

                #8
                compare that to this:
                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                "N--- yeah."

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                • Hecubus
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 575

                  #9
                  And I'd like to see that guy's study on Eddie Van Halen....
                  "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                  "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                  "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                  "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                  "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                  "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                  "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                  "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                  "N--- yeah."

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                  • Ally_Kat
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7608

                    #10
                    Keith and the pope. they both keep kicking.
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                    • Wayne L.

                      #11
                      Keith Richards is the ultimate rock & roll rebel & the ultimate rock & roll star with more 9 lives than anybody who changed the face of rock & roll during the 60's with his raunchy, bluesy riffs as a member of the Rolling Stones even though it's about time for the Stones to hang it up after over 40 years of rockin the planet.

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                      • Mr Grimsdale
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8905

                        #12
                        isn't keith richards really a woman?
                        Originally posted by flappo
                        i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                        Originally posted by Cato
                        translating your Japanese.


                        "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                        omae baka dana?

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