Confirmed...Van Halen VH1 movie to begin filming!

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  • Virgil Caine
    Full On Cocktard
    • May 2005
    • 39
    #1

    Confirmed...Van Halen VH1 movie to begin filming!

    VH1 has confirmed that it will begin filming a Van Halen movie similar to the Def Leppard story that aired last year.

    Cast:

    Alex Van Halen: Keanu Reeves
    Michael Anthony: Paul Giamatti
    Edward Van Halen: David Arquette
    David Lee Roth: Jamie Foxx

    Skinny Sammy Hagar: Sarah Jessica Parker
    Fat Sammy Hagar: Bette Midler
    Gary Cherone: Rupert Everett
    Ray Danniels: James Gandolfini
    Valerie Bertinelli: Julliete Lewis
    Ted Templeman: Tom Arnold
    Tags: begin, confirmedvan, filming, halen, movie, vh1
    • Redballjets88
      Full Member Status

      • Mar 2005
      • 4454
      #2
      very funny ass clown
      R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

      hopefully God will ressurect you

      "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


      " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21883
          #3
          LMFAO!!!!

          Hey..Jamie pulled off Ray...he oughta be able to do Dave no prob!!!

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            • SoldMySoul4RnR
              Head Fluffer
              • Feb 2005
              • 360
              #4
              LMAO Sarah Jessica Parker! I've always considered her to be one ugly bitch. Good choice!

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                • redblkwht
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4617
                  #5
                  Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
                  LMAO Sarah Jessica Parker! I've always considered her to be one ugly bitch. Good choice!
                  make that 2 votes for the ugly bitch..
                  ever see a closeup of her nose? yukkkk

                  EUAS

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16338
                      #6
                      That was highly funny. 5 stars for you.

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                        • rustoffa
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8953
                          #7
                          Very fucking funny.

                          Now vote on my goddamned Heavy fucking poll thread.

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                            • DLR82VH
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 699
                              #8
                              I'd like to see Jamie try those DLR jump kicks and splits LOL
                              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2..._lee_roth4.jpg


                              http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9...0011zv5.th.jpg

                              http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5573/thhy4.th.jpg

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                                • Soul Reaper
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2005
                                  • 8335
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Virgil Caine
                                  Skinny Sammy Hagar: Sarah Jessica Parker
                                  Fat Sammy Hagar: Bette Midler
                                  LOL!!
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                                    • Terry
                                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 11957
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
                                      LMAO Sarah Jessica Parker! I've always considered her to be one ugly bitch. Good choice!
                                      She is a hag, no doubt. Have no idea why she's considered sexy....but her throwing on 10 pounds of makeup ain't gonna make that pig look any sweeter.

                                      And Matthew Broderick should just go ahead and marry Nathan Lane already.
                                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                        • bueno bob
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 22938
                                          #11
                                          Well, this thread would be funny...if it weren't so gay...
                                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                                            • CRAVE FOR DAVE
                                              Roth Army Recruit
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 12
                                              #12
                                              LMAO!

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                                                • FORD
                                                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 58777
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Confirmed...Van Halen VH1 movie to begin filming!

                                                  Originally posted by Virgil Caine

                                                  Valerie Bertinelli: Julliete Lewis
                                                  Ted Templeman: Tom Arnold
                                                  Uh, no....

                                                  Dick Van Patten would play Ted Templeman. If you ever saw a picture of Ted Templeman you would know why.

                                                  And Valerie would probably play herself.
                                                  Eat Us And Smile

                                                  Cenk For America 2024!!

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                                                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                                    • Big Fat Sammy
                                                      Veteran
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 1738
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Re: Confirmed...Van Halen VH1 movie to begin filming!

                                                      Originally posted by FORD


                                                      And Valerie would probably play herself.
                                                      Only if it's on Lifetime Movie Network...he said VH1

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                                                        • superdave
                                                          Sniper
                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                          • 779
                                                          #15
                                                          Sarah Jessica Parker looks exactly like an Afghan hound

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