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  • stevevai0911
    Roth Army Recruit
    • May 2005
    • 11

    Embarassing story

    I had been watching some real sex on HBO and hell i was hyped and horney... mastrabating for hours straight. i went into the bathroom and all of a sudden i squirted out a bucket full of cum all over the place my mom walked into the room(in wich i was naked) so i quickley reacted and squirted toothpaste all over the place.. she stared at me in dispare, i said quote"to many beers i guess."
    she stood at me laughing at said "your father does the same, the old cover the cum with toothpaste trick. and wow with a penis that small howd you get so much out."

    so the moral of my story is dont cum to much
    MY ROTH DICTIONARY

    Main Entry: [1]David Lee Roth
    Pronunciation: Day-vid Leee Rah-th
    Function: Noun
    Etymology: HIS PARENTS
    Date: October 10th 1954.

    1: To be a Womanizer
    2: To own a stage.
    3: The art of humping a microphone.
    4: see (legend)
    5: MOTHER FUCKIN WOMANIZER
    6: To be a legend unbelievable performing and be replaced by a pussy.
  • Redballjets88
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2005
    • 4469

    #2
    k
    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

    "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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    • Redballjets88
      Full Member Status

      • Mar 2005
      • 4469

      #3
      what's your favorite vai cd?
      R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

      hopefully God will ressurect you

      "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


      " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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      • stevevai0911
        Roth Army Recruit
        • May 2005
        • 11

        #4
        My favorite Steve Vai solo Cd is fuckin obvious choice. Steve Vai - "The Infinite Steve Vai - An Anthology"
        MY ROTH DICTIONARY

        Main Entry: [1]David Lee Roth
        Pronunciation: Day-vid Leee Rah-th
        Function: Noun
        Etymology: HIS PARENTS
        Date: October 10th 1954.

        1: To be a Womanizer
        2: To own a stage.
        3: The art of humping a microphone.
        4: see (legend)
        5: MOTHER FUCKIN WOMANIZER
        6: To be a legend unbelievable performing and be replaced by a pussy.

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563

          #5
          which episode was it?
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • ashstralia
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Feb 2004
            • 6566

            #6
            Originally posted by stevevai0911
            I had been watching some real sex on HBO and hell i was hyped and horney... mastrabating for hours straight. i went into the bathroom and all of a sudden i squirted out a bucket full of cum all over the place my mom walked into the room(in wich i was naked) so i quickley reacted and squirted toothpaste all over the place.. she stared at me in dispare, i said quote"to many beers i guess."
            she stood at me laughing at said "your father does the same, the old cover the cum with toothpaste trick. and wow with a penis that small howd you get so much out."

            so the moral of my story is dont cum to much

            jestie? hello! nice alias.

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