What Will Nixon say after the "Big Thaw"

[steve]

1. "I'll Be Back"
2. "Heard you missed me, well I'm baaa-ack!"
3. "I'm get you, and you're little dog too"
4. (puts remaining finger bones into a "V" - "I am not a corpse"
5. "That's cold" (like in the Bud Light commericals)

[FORD]

"WHO did you say was president?? Oh God, put me back in the freezer. His father was bad enough!"

[academic punk]

"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or business man from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid."
President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1954


(Note to all who believe that this quote is way too perfect to be for real: should you wish to find the source, go to the Eisenhower Presidential Papers,

Document #1147; November 8, 1954
The Papers of Dwight David Eisenhower, Volume XV - The Presidency: The Middle Way
Part VI: Crises Abroad, Party Problems at Home; September 1954 to December 1954
Chapter 13: "A new phase of political experience" )

[steve]

"Less Ike, More ME!"