Can YOU rewrite a classic rock song with Jesus lyrics??

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    Can YOU rewrite a classic rock song with Jesus lyrics??

    Sweet Home, Maranatha

    Parody of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynard Skynard

    Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Paro-dud)

    World will be a burning
    He'll carry me home to be with Him.
    Singing songs about the new land.
    I'm with God's family once again, and He said we won't sin, yeah.

    I've heard many sung things about it.
    I heard no evil could be found.
    This globe, it's not worth rememb'rin'.
    No blubberin', don't need to pout.

    CHORUS:
    Sweet home, maranatha, when my time here is through.
    Sweet home, maranatha. Lord, I'm coming home to you.

    The worthy Lamb, He loves unlovely ones (ooh, ooh, ooh).
    Now we will bid all tears adieu.
    The pearly gates call out to me.
    Walk upon those streets with you, to tell the truth.

    Chorus

    No fuss we'll show. We won't be paupers,
    And He has shown He'll save a soul like you. (yes, He do!)
    Lord, You give me, oh, so much.
    He lifts me up when my time is due. How about you?

    Chorus repeat


    Read the rest of them here or write your own.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • Loons The Great

    #2
    I heard a ruff one many summers ago, set to JJ Cale's,"Cocaine."

    He don't lie he dont lie....Jesus!

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35157

      #3

      Everybody wants Psalms
      I want Psalms too
      Everybody needs Psalms
      How about you?



      LOL

      That's so shit it's funny...

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      • Virgil Caine
        Full On Cocktard
        • May 2005
        • 39

        #4
        Bob Rivers can do it.
        Bob Rivers rules

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32555

          #5
          Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
          They'll stone ya just a-like Judas said they would.
          They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
          Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
          But I would not feel so all up and fried,
          Everybody get crucified.

          Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' with the Lord
          They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep up with FORD.
          They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the water.
          They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the slaughter.
          But I would not feel all up and tied,
          Everybody must get crucified.

          They'll stone ya when you're at the Last Supper table.
          They'll stone ya as if you were Caine and Abel.
          They'll stone ya when you're tryin' Wilbury's Luck.
          They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "WTF???."
          Tell ya what, I would not feel like the Runaway Bride,
          Everybody must get crucified.

          Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
          Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
          They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
          They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
          Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
          Everybody must get stoned.

          .
          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • zeronumber
            Foot Soldier
            • May 2005
            • 648

            #6
            You know, if you Took the subject of a lyric, and changed it with "jesus, lord, god, etc", and change adjetives with "praising, glorifing, etc, you can make a christian song out of anything.

            Crazy train for example, which I retitled "Praise his name"

            "Praise the lord...ha ha ha ha,
            Real nice, nice, nice nice....

            Praise him,
            For he is the lord,
            Millions of people,
            Want to praise him some more.

            Maybe,
            It's not late,
            To convert some heathens,
            And save the depraved.

            The people keep on sinning,
            Satan is too blame,
            I'm going to the church to praise his name.

            Let's go...

            What was the condition,
            That you were reborn,
            Was it the sins from your father,
            The sin when your born,

            Ah it's crazy,
            Or maybe it's swell,
            To praise him right now,
            Or go burn in hell...

            The choir keeps on singing,
            the songs that sound the same,
            I'm going to the church to praise his name.

            I know that things are going wrong for me...
            You got to listen to his words, Yeah...

            [guitar solo in major tonality]

            It's time to stand up now,
            And sing in the church,
            for the one who is sinless,
            Since the day of his birth...

            Jesus,
            I name I can love,
            He did in tomb,
            And then rose above...

            No more life of sinning,
            No more Blaspheming....
            I'm going to the church to praise his name."
            The Roth Army needs a leader who demonstrates the three "A's",

            Attitude, Awesomeness, America.

            http://www.samash.com/catalog/imagep..._IRG350EXB.JPG

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            • Jesus Christ
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 2428

              #7
              I liketh that one. Well done, My son

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              • zeronumber
                Foot Soldier
                • May 2005
                • 648

                #8
                Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                I liketh that one. Well done, My son
                Thanks.

                You know, the same has happened in reverse, where a perverted song was made into a jesus song.

                Originally, the Doobie Brothers wrote a song called "Pussy is just Alright", to go against gay's, but eventually, was edited due to fear of GLAAD's potential Retaliation...

                Think about it.
                The Roth Army needs a leader who demonstrates the three "A's",

                Attitude, Awesomeness, America.

                http://www.samash.com/catalog/imagep..._IRG350EXB.JPG

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                • Jurak
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 607

                  #9
                  yep, that must beith the answer!
                  "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
                  That is all.
                  Icon.



                  "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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                  • DaLeeRo
                    Roadie
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 117

                    #10
                    These Jesus and God things are not my style.....

                    I do believe in God, but you don't have to say it to ev'ryone....

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