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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35163

    Would you have signed this....?

    It's 1988.

    You just started your new job as head of A&R at Warner Brothers.

    As you look across your desk at the new 'post it pad' invention you think "Shitty hair bands with catchy songs are selling like mad".

    You look down and there is a demo tape with a ludicrous picure on the front.



    You give it quick listen and think "These people are even better and sexier than Warrant I must give them a million bucks!"

    Back on planet Earth my brother emailed me these MP3's last night from a studio demo that we recorded when I was 18. At the time I was doing the rhythm guitar and keyboards thing. Amazingly we didn't get signed...

    I'm spectacularly biased but listening again I think it's not bad for a bunch of 18-20 year olds.

    Spot the use of the Roland D50 keyboard preset at the start which Roth copied on Skyscraper...







    Cheers!



  • seenbad
    Commando
    • Jan 2004
    • 1406

    #2
    To make that million bucks, you need a singer that isn't tone deaf. He ruined you. If you had some pipes you could have been playing stadiums instead of arguing with me over the last 5 years. He sounds like a cross between Stephen Pearcy and Jim Morrison trying to do Def Leppard songs.

    The guitar player had some chops...albeit they weren't his own. They were mutilated EVH licks with a pinch of Vito Bratta.

    Kick ass drummer.

    Sincerely,

    Seenbad.
    sheepa lotta peepa dahba looka fo uh moopy

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    • MAX
      Rotharmy Gladiator

      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12975

      #3
      What the fuck are you two doing?
      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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      • Panamark
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 17113

        #4
        Thankgod they didnt sign ya Seshman...
        Otherwise you wouldnt be where you are now..
        Dont forget the Seshmistress and the Seshlette

        Good vocalists are essential. I would be too embarrassed
        to even post our demos. (Unless I could remove the singer)

        If you meet a good singer, then you have a chance..

        The music was cool Sesh.
        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
        Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17113

          #5
          Moral: You have done great, business, love everything..

          Dont look back in anger !

          hmmmm, I reckon we could flog that lyric to Oasis :p
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17113

            #6
            I would have signed ya if the singer was good
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • Full Bug
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 2915

              #7
              I wonder if Sesh still uses hairspray....Or was it mousse?
              Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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              • DlocRoth
                ROCKSTAR

                • Jan 2004
                • 5518

                #8
                Dippity Doo...
                Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                • DrMaddVibe
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6659

                  #9
                  1st...I don't care what people look like. Its the music business not a modeling agency! Granted the better looking a band is the more the lil girls will spend!

                  I would've looked at who I had in a producing department that could recraft the material. With all of the editing effects that are out there I'm amazed that you weren't offered anything. The days of signing a band as a "project" and giving them the time and resources to develop is gone! Now its about corporate greed and hit songs.

                  If you want my honest opinion...The lead singer held you back. The background vocals were too much. The mixing of the tape didn't do a damn thing to push the musicians. It seemed very "flatlined". The solos weren't pushed to the front. The good thing, the music wasn't the problem, the instruments are played well. I'd blame whomever mixed that for you and the "singer"!
                  http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
                  http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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                  • Big Train
                    Full Member Status

                    • Apr 2004
                    • 4011

                    #10
                    Sesh, can I ask a question? What were you guys doing in 1988? Were you playing to large crowds, selling a lot of CD"S? That has a hell of a lot more to do with why you get signed than looks or sound does.

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                    • nosuchluck
                      Sniper
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 908

                      #11
                      hahah
                      great pic! which one is you?

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                      • The Scatologist
                        Sniper
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 932

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Big Train
                        Sesh, can I ask a question? What were you guys doing in 1988? Were you playing to large crowds, selling a lot of CD"S? That has a hell of a lot more to do with why you get signed than looks or sound does.


                        He was playing to a lot better crowds and selling a LOT more CDs then Ashlee Simpson before she got signed
                        The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

                        -TheSmokingGun.com

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                        • academic punk
                          Full Member Status

                          • Dec 2004
                          • 4437

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Big Train
                          Sesh, can I ask a question? What were you guys doing in 1988? Were you playing to large crowds, selling a lot of CD"S? That has a hell of a lot more to do with why you get signed than looks or sound does.
                          As the saying goes, "A good A&R person doesn't need ears, he needs eyes".

                          Attribute that to the guy who signed Motley Crue, who persued them after seeing how well they worked the crowd at a gig at the Rainbow.


                          (This has also been Dave's own advice to people who ask how they can signed.)

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                          • Redballjets88
                            Full Member Status

                            • Mar 2005
                            • 4454

                            #14
                            he stage preformance and look does a lot...look at wasp they didnt have the billboard hits but they were famous bc they rocked the shows
                            R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                            hopefully God will ressurect you

                            "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                            " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                            • Redballjets88
                              Full Member Status

                              • Mar 2005
                              • 4454

                              #15
                              the*
                              R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                              hopefully God will ressurect you

                              "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                              " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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