Death By Hollywood.. Lyrics I made up..

[mattiew23m]

Ed mentioned in the 2dorks interview a song called "death by hollywood".. Well, i got bored, and wrote some lyrics for it

ROTH ON!


Death By Hollywood

Verse 1:
Death By Hollywood, A little too fabulous for his own good
Death By Hollywood, too outragous, and misunderstood

But when your shining, like a diamond under lights
They'll remember all those classic nights
They can't see
what's about to unfold
Remember this name
when we start to implode
(dave talks)
To a theater near you baby!

oooooooooooh yea!!!!!!!!!!!

CHORUS:
You wanted action
now your gonna get it
owwwwwww yea
you wanted rock n roll
man, don't even sweat it
You wanted wild times
man your gonna get it
who's talkin' controversy
shit... just forget
(dave talks)
"Shut up, HOLLYWOOD!!!"

Verse 2:
Death By Hollywood
Were a little too classic for your own good
Death By Hollywood
Givin' too much, than we all should

But when were flying and the charts light up the sky
You'll start to wonder
( dave talks)
"just how did hollywood die?"

Chorus:
You wanted action
now your gonna get it
owwwwwww yea
you wanted rock n roll
Man,don't even sweat it
You wanted wild times
man your gonna get it
who's talking controversy
Shit. just forget it
(Dave Talks)
"Eddie, shutup hollywood!!"

Guitar Solo

OOO YEA YEA YEA
Repeat Chorus
You wanted acccccccction (similar to dirty movies)
now your gonna get it
owwwww yea
you want rock n roll
man, don't you sweat oooh yea
You wanted wild times
now your gonna get it (Dave Talks) yes you will baby
who's talkin controversy
ooooooooh shit, just forget it


chorus continues as dave talks in the backround saying, now this is death TO hollywood and then goes into a final section where the whole band does this

Cause now its
death
death
death to hollywood
this is
death
death
death to hollywood
ooooooooow
death
death
death to hollywood
this is
death
death
death to holywooooooooooooooooooooood
ow ow ow

GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ending in a crashing of drums, and crazy guitar licks.. Just insanity... )

[mattiew23m]

http://www.2dorks.com/junk/vanhalen_05_11_2005/ed-02-death_by_hollywood.mp3

[mattiew23m]

guess it sucks lol no one said anything hahahaha

[vanzilla]

Here's one I think you're familiar with....
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Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool
Got the twelve o’clock news blues
And I’ve given up hope on the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew
Is it any wonder I’m not crazy? is it any wonder I’m sane at all
Well I’m so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin’ but I’ve no place to go and all night to get there
Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I’m not in jail?
Is it any wonder I’ve got

Too much time on my hands, it’s ticking away with my sanity
I’ve got too much time on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
I’ve got too much time on my hands and it’s ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

Well, I’m a jet fuel genius - I can solve the world’s problems
Without even trying
I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends
That is, as long as I’m buying
Is it any wonder I’m not the president
(he’s not the president)
Is it any wonder I’m null and void?
Is it any wonder I’ve got

Too much time on my hands, it’s ticking away at my sanity
I’ve got too much time on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
I’ve got too much time on my hands and it’s ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

[mattiew23m]

nahh it was a hard night of partying and i was pretty wrecked when i wrote that.. Probably almost as wrecked as when eddie played that on the 2dorks interview hahahah if not more so

[Ollie5150]

Man, they must've took you a while to write, not bad!

I can't wait for new material, and this new song sample sounded cool.

[wiseguy]

Those lyrics are great. Nice job!!!!

[mattiew23m]

thanks a lot guys.. Didn't take me long at all.. I think hearing the song sample, and all reflecting on the past, and wanting a reunion help me write these.. And good ole Jd was riding shot gun

[mattiew23m]

the song defineatly has potential.. dave could come up with stellar lyrics to a song like that

[jero]

Love the lyrics, lets send em to Eddy!

[mattiew23m]

hahaha wow thanks guys.. Glad that you dig it... Maybe we should just all write the next =v h= cd.. hahaha j/k Hopefully dave, and ed will take care of that one.. HOPEFULLY


ROTH ON!

[mattiew23m]

[DLRisGOD]

Lyrics made me crack a smile...Just sounds like shit DLR would say, yah know?

Must've taken a minute to pull everything together...Good Work!

[DLR7884]

Fucking fag.

DLR7884
Wish I never gave you the time of day, Mattie.