Guru Calls in UFO for TV Crew

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  • Full Bug
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2921

    Guru Calls in UFO for TV Crew

    UFO Guru Calls in Craft for TV Crew
    29-May-2005

    A man who claims that he has been using bible texts to call down UFOs for years has apparently caused one to appear on command for a Las Vegas TV crew.
    The stunned television personnel watched as 'Prophet Yahweh" aka Ramon Watkins, raised his arms in prayer to Yahweh and pleaded with him, "show them that I'm not mentally ill." Moments later, the crew filmed an excellent UFO sighting, with the craft manuevering in an impossible manner, then heading off toward Nellis Air Force Base, then returning, only to disappear.

    Unlike the prophet's calls to his friends in the sky, the TV station's calls to Nellis Air Force Base went unanswered.
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  • Bill Clinton
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Jul 2004
    • 19

    #2
    I have no comment. And don't even ask me about what I know about area 51.

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    • bueno bob
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22942

      #3
      Nonsense...
      Twistin' by the pool.

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22942

        #4
        He wants to impress me, he can pray for one of those things to actually FUCKING LAND...or he can pray that I'll get the winning lottery numbers, then I'll be impressed....
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20565

          #5
          ASTOUNDING!!!

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