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That's right motherfucker, I wanna battle ILL MITCH!
If I win.... I want an autographed CD & POSTER.
If mitch wins... I'll let him tell people I am his friend....
Here are the rules....
One verse per person....
No Boxing or skateboarding while rapping...
If anyone says the word chilin' they will be disqualified for outdated vocab!
Can you handle THE NOTORIOUS W.A.R.F ?!?!?!
Okay ILL MITCH, step up in here boy
So I can get in that ass,
like lesbians hitting it from the back with strap-on sex toys
You're my bitch now, shut up and don't make no sound
Pretend this studio's a cypher
and do what you usually do - just stand around
Battling WARF is harder than rapping to tracks with no drums
harder than playing XBOX with no thumbs
You so dumb to step to me
Me lyrically I'm scorching
You look like the result of an unfinished abortion
DlocRoth
05-30-2005, 01:41 PM
GIT HIM!
You see I'm fucking up your optics
Mitch, I dropped your ass quicker
than parapeligic Jason Becker eating with chopsticks
You thought you had a victory, shit I'm about to spoil it
Yeah your album is about to drop...down my motherfucking toilet
Oh, your name is Ill Mitch? That's kind of funny dun
Cause that's the only way I ever see you making any money son
Why don't you quit rapping while your ahead
I killed your rap career
but I can get you a job rapping for the Greatful Dead
DlocRoth
05-30-2005, 01:47 PM
DAAAAAAMN!
He's killin ya, Mitch.
Get ILL, dude!!
Stop hiding from me mitch the bitch!
Ill Mitch name is wack
I'll give you a new emcee name it's Mini-Me
Cause lyrically you ain't half as ill as me,
you ain't even half as tall as me
Jump up on the table and look me in the eyes
Is that your real face or a wack emcee disguise
Talk to you later mitch, when you got the guts to battle me!
ILL MITCH!!
05-30-2005, 02:29 PM
Yo yo yo. Bus' dis'!!
Check it!!
Word'
My name ILL MITCH!!
And WARF my BITCH!!
he straight up call me out now
Here's my PITCH!!
*mix circus music*
"ba ba da da da da ba ba ba da..."
Crazy time!!
*cimbal crash and crunchy guitar slow groove back tracking*
Awwwwwwwwww yeah!!!!!
This MY house my playa!!
This WARF is fool
jump in to my pool
where water is hot
it burn his tool!!!
Too hot. Too hot.
*mix squeaky*
WARF say he "Notorius"
ILL MITCH he is the "Glorious"
Nobody better make mistake to thinking he hilarious
He isn't.
He try to making funny
While I be making money
sit in back of limo with a playboy bunny.
I am MITCH. I coming from Russia. I skip to the lou my darlin and I'm gone to CRUSH YA!!
Bring it. You are new Mitch Bitch and play toy.:D
DlocRoth
05-30-2005, 03:15 PM
ROFL!!!
*mix squeaky*
Damn WARF.....
Is you a sucka?
Assume buffalo stance and battle!!
ILL MITCH!!
05-30-2005, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by DlocRoth
Damn WARF.....
Is you a sucka?
This my element, WARF is irrellevant.;)
smokey.
DlocRoth
05-30-2005, 11:20 PM
WARF's in the lab....
He'll be back.
Redballjets88
05-30-2005, 11:27 PM
gaest thread on earth but w/e
DlocRoth
05-30-2005, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by Redballjets88
gaest thread on earth but w/e
Are you kidding me?
This is pure GOLD, I say..:)
Anonymous
05-30-2005, 11:38 PM
Ha! Beat THIS, WARF! :lol:
Originally posted by ILL MITCH!!
This WARF is fool
jump in to my pool
where water is hot
it burn his tool!!!
Bring it. You are new Mitch Bitch and play toy.:D
Damn straight! :rofl:
"It burn his tool"... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC!
Cheers! :bottle.
DlocRoth
05-30-2005, 11:54 PM
THIS shit needs a sticky!
Anonymous
06-02-2005, 12:01 AM
Well, wadda'ya know... ILL MITCH DID kick WARF'S ass. WARF quit! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheers! :bottle:
Dr. Love
06-02-2005, 01:30 AM
Main has certainly changed since the last time I was here.
Big Fat Sammy
06-02-2005, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Main has certainly changed since the last time I was here.
Yeah...it kinda has a looser feel now huh? :D
ILL MITCH!!!!!!
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Well, wadda'ya know... ILL MITCH DID kick WARF'S ass. WARF quit! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheers! :bottle:
This battle isn't over, I've been had a chance to respond!
Originally posted by ILL MITCH!!
Yo yo yo. Bus' dis'!!
Check it!!
Word'
My name ILL MITCH!!
And WARF my BITCH!!
he straight up call me out now
Here's my PITCH!!
*mix circus music*
"ba ba da da da da ba ba ba da..."
Crazy time!!
*cimbal crash and crunchy guitar slow groove back tracking*
Awwwwwwwwww yeah!!!!!
This MY house my playa!!
This WARF is fool
jump in to my pool
where water is hot
it burn his tool!!!
Too hot. Too hot.
*mix squeaky*
WARF say he "Notorius"
ILL MITCH he is the "Glorious"
Nobody better make mistake to thinking he hilarious
He isn't.
He try to making funny
While I be making money
sit in back of limo with a playboy bunny.
I am MITCH. I coming from Russia. I skip to the lou my darlin and I'm gone to CRUSH YA!!
Bring it. You are new Mitch Bitch and play toy.:D
Shut up you Russian dummy, learn how to speak
That's why your girl and your moms told me to sperm on her cheek
Now you done did it, try to battle me and you got calm looks
You 'bout to come get burnt like all the food that your mom cooks
And then one minute later, your gonna end up on the floor dead
You gased, the only thing that's big about you is your fucking head
I'm fed up with all the things about you and I just heard one line
And you supposed to be the illest Roth Army nigga that rhymes
Everyone at the Roth Army, including you better beware i'm the best
Just from looking at you, I can tell your mom's got hair on her chest
Cuz your eyebrows connect and their so long your lips will feel it
Go skateboard back to Russia in your Speed Racer helmet
You can't bring it,
I got that shit that you can't deal with, see you need me to save you
You know why?? cuz you don't have a flow, your breath smells like a platano
And don't be tryna cut me off, cuz you soft
And, that's the last time you'll do that, ima send yo ass to the north
Pole where its freezing, and its come on, bad for your health
Talkin' about my BURNT TOOL, while your drooling on yourself
What, come and get it, your more debted than somebody with aids
I'ma play you like spades, hang your ass like dreads or braids
You don't want it, if you did, then I'll drop the fucking bomb
I'ma embarass you so bad, your gonna transfer to DDLR.COM
Anonymous
06-03-2005, 11:32 PM
You go WARF... you go, brutha!
Cheers! :bottle:
Anonymous
06-03-2005, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by MAX
This could get good. :)
Hell yeah! This thread may very well be one of the most entertaining 'fights' at this site. Fight for the crowds, flare entertainment, kewl lights, women, music, hell it's almost as good as RAW.
Cheers! :bottle:
Matt White
06-03-2005, 11:36 PM
I'm grabin' some Pop-corn!:D
canadiandlrgirl
06-04-2005, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by Matt White
I'm grabin' some Pop-corn!:D
don't forget the beers:D
DlocRoth
06-04-2005, 10:25 AM
What do you got, Mitch??
Stop Dreamin and start drivin, Stevie!!
Anonymous
06-04-2005, 09:10 PM
ILL MITCH!!! Get your ass back in the ring, the 'fight' continues.
Cheers! :bottle:
Yeah, I've dropped like 7 verses to his one
I'm the winner.
Yeah ILL MITCH!
He's 19 years old, and still in high school.
It's about to get ugly!
Anonymous
06-04-2005, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Yeah, I've dropped like 7 verses to his one
I'm the winner.
Nah, you'll only win if you get an autographed CD & Poster. Actually I DO want you to win. Then you'll scan the cover and share the mp3's. And I will challenge you to a proper fight... with my HHH avatar. Now THAT will be a fight, ey? :D
Cheers! :bottle:
FasterPussycat
07-03-2005, 11:48 PM
Oh...I see!!!
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