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Loons The Great
05-30-2005, 09:02 PM
Look at all the people here tonight!
diamondsgirl
05-30-2005, 09:37 PM
Follow the hood ornament! :cool:
Hollywood Jesus
05-31-2005, 09:29 AM
Excellent idea. Dave would offer a speech for the ages. I think if you listen to those Boston radio lifts, you get the idea.

Competition, humor, self-confidence... Man, we could put a speech together just by stringing Rothisms together.
zeronumber
05-31-2005, 09:35 AM
I think it would go in the lines of...

"Bosey, Bosedy bop, ziddy bop...hey, any of you kids got a sammich?"

Ok...maybe that's a bit harsh...

But I'm sure he would say something really insperiational.
DavidLeeNatra
05-31-2005, 09:43 AM
he would say..."I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...I'm hot for TEACHER" and then leave with the good lookin' 24 year old lady who is the girl's soccer team coach...
Jurak
05-31-2005, 10:38 PM
he would say..."I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...I'm hot for TEACHER" and then leave with the good lookin' 24 year old lady who is the girl's soccer team coach...

aint it the fuckin truth....good one! :D
eddy van halen
05-31-2005, 10:50 PM
Well how the hell are ya......

this aint no disco crowd
FasterPussycat
05-31-2005, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by eddy van halen
Well how the hell are ya......

this aint no disco crowd

Hey, what's up?
FasterPussycat
06-01-2005, 12:48 AM
Keep on paarting, You muthafuckers!!!!
DLR7884
06-01-2005, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Keep on paarting, You muthafuckers!!!!

Yes, keep "paarting."

DLR7884
Paarting is such sweet sorrow.
stringfelowhawk
06-01-2005, 03:26 AM
"Smoke it if you got it"! and "Pass the dochi on da left hand side"!

That's the first and last line in his speach guaranteed!
Golden AWe
06-01-2005, 04:53 AM
don't be squirting that water at me, pal, I'm gonna fuck your grandmother!
DLRisGOD
06-01-2005, 01:58 PM
DLR would be a great motivational/inspirational speaker.

I could see his closing remarks already...

"Bumba-de-da, Bumba-de-da, Bumba-de-da-de-da...Happy Traaaiiilllsss to you....":D
Nigel
06-01-2005, 02:31 PM
" I may not go down in History Class, but I definately would go down on your science teacher"