What would you find on Sammy Hagar's tour bus?

[Nitro Express]

Used condoms covered in shit would be some of the items found. What are some others?

[DrMaddVibe]

Zeromember, whorewoman, 3 cock ring, mona, bassplayer, cheap booze, and lots of cheese.

[Dave's Bitch]

indecent pictures of what sam and mike get up to when the lights go out

[Dave's Bitch]

whips,chains kinky masks and all that jazz

[The Scatologist]

A Voodoo Doll of Dave

[Redballjets88]

mike anthony tied up and gagged naked in the closet covered in male excrament

[fatmanwalking]

Princess Leia dressed up in her gold bikini chained to the bed.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by fatmanwalking
Princess Leia dressed up in her gold bikini chained to the bed.

That was good...took a minute to sink in. :D

[Hardrock69]

One of the most used items would be a funnel, along with several cases of Mikey's Hot Sauce, and many bic butane lighters....

[Vinnie Velvet]

Bottles of Tequila and Canola Oil.

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

A dart board with Dave's face on it. And posters all over the place that say "You're the man Sammy", "You're a God Sammy".

[Matt White]

A copy of "CRAZY FROM THE HEAT"...and a DICTIONARY!!!!:D

[Redballjets88]

a shrine to dlr

[RuzDNailz]

Sam with a bottle of tequila in his one hand......or
A gimp mask and a dog leash.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
A Voodoo Doll of Dave
LMFAO...

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
A copy of "CRAZY FROM THE HEAT"...and a DICTIONARY!!!!:D
LMAO!!holy fuck matt that was fuckin' hallarious....you da man:D

[Panamark]

What would you find on Sammy Hagar's tour bus?

An Alien butt probe table ?

[Tom Vu]

Ha! Ha! He! He! You can't trick me. Ha! That was a tricks question. The answer is:

Sammy doesn't having to travel by tour bus. He's flying in the lear jets. And after he leaves the airport, Sammy's transportation is limo all the way!

He-lllllooooo Baaaaay-beeee!!!

Oh You Ate One Too?!? \m/\m/!!!

[col5150]

a piece of three inch wide plastic tubing and a cage full of very unfortunate hamsters

[Panamark]

Crikies, maybe the aliens have simply been trying to rescue the
hamsters and gerbils all these years ?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
Ha! Ha! He! He! You can't trick me. Ha! That was a tricks question. The answer is:

Sammy doesn't having to travel by tour bus. He's flying in the lear jets. And after he leaves the airport, Sammy's transportation is limo all the way!

He-lllllooooo Baaaaay-beeee!!!

Oh You Ate One Too?!? \m/\m/!!!

Yeah buses can be a bit too much for the elderly..

[NATEDOG001976]

Vaseline and a Dildo!

[NATEDOG001976]

Oh, I forgot the all the gay porn too...

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
Ha! Ha! He! He! You can't trick me. Ha! That was a tricks question. The answer is:

Sammy doesn't having to travel by tour bus. He's flying in the lear jets. And after he leaves the airport, Sammy's transportation is limo all the way!

He-lllllooooo Baaaaay-beeee!!!

Oh You Ate One Too?!? \m/\m/!!!


shut the hell up Tom Vu.even Thorman's more interesting than you

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
shut the hell up Tom Vu.even Thorman's more interesting than you


actually i take that back.your both assholes

[guwapo_rocker]

Thorman and his Momma!!

[W*NK*R]

Joe Thunder, lp covered in cream. (< Posts on army wall)

[OULUVROTH2]

YOU MIGHT FIND SOME "HOW TO BE MORE LIKE DAVE" BOOKS ON BOARD!

[tydhurst]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
Ha! Ha! He! He! You can't trick me. Ha! That was a tricks question. The answer is:

Sammy doesn't having to travel by tour bus. He's flying in the lear jets. And after he leaves the airport, Sammy's transportation is limo all the way!

He-lllllooooo Baaaaay-beeee!!!

Oh You Ate One Too?!? \m/\m/!!!

You really are a dull sack of shit aren't you?

[rothdaddy]

Question should be "What would you find on Sammy Hagar's private jet?"

[Redballjets88]

i little kid pedalling it around sammy hagars tour bus