The Legend of Hot Shot Willie Loons, my couzin from Rosedale, Mississippi...well well

[Loons The Great]

Thiz cat could play Eruption behind hiz head ala Hendrix, smoke a blunt, play kazoo, take a shot of Jack Daniel's, stomp hiz foot kinda beat like, and whistle the melody to,"Oh Susanna," at de same time...an' flirt with all the ladies in de juke joint...I ain't lyin'!!

[WARF]

What happened to One Eyed Johnny Loons from Alabama?!?!!

[Loons The Great]

R.I.P. One-Eyed Johnny Loons

Sad, sad story 'bout ol' One Eyed Johnny Loons from Alabam'...his gong kit behin' his drum kit...well, one sho' it was on fire, fell over and killed ol' Johnny Loons...his mammy still talk 'bout how sad it was to see a one eyed man cry...got dem blues sho' nuff...ironically, Johnny's blues band was strikin' up,"Bang a Gong(Get It On)" by T.Rex when he passed on...

[Loons The Great]

Hot Shot Willie Loons could also play,"Spanish Fly," on the washboard or violin. I ain't lyin'.

[Loons The Great]

My couzin Red Hot Willie Glaze Loons could play the riff to You Really Got Me on de sitar...I ain't lyin'...whilst he wuz dippin' snuff, drinkin' some Blackened Voodoo Lager, an' dancin' the Charleston.

[WARF]

I was just another train put in that station... and I'll be smilin' again!!!

[Loons The Great]

Cain't hepit, datz da kinda guyIam...Aw Reep!!...

[Loons The Great]

Red Hot Willie Loons had 'em a blues cut with some of dese a herre lyrics:
Your little station said to my Big Train,
"Are you hear to harm me?"
Lil' Elvis said,"Just sit tight, honey, I'm here to release the army."

[WARF]

What are you gonna do for your 100th birthday?

[Loons The Great]

Well, by then, I ain't gonn' marry...naw I ain't gonn' settle down...I'm gonna do like the preacher, ride from town to town...WELLA WELLA WELLAHH...

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!


Get on wit it!

[Loons The Great]

Well well wellah...Yez Yeah...Sho' Nuff'...Fo' Sho'...Alright alright...

I had a couzin' name of Blind Sammie Loons...he was banned from all family bar b que's 'cuz he started playin' Take Me Back(Deja Voo) on the harmonica on on of 'em hot summah days when it was 110 Degrees in de shade...had de whole family raisin' cane and fussin'...Pig N' Whistle Red Loons, my secound cousin, started rippin' off pieces of de ribs wesa eatin' an' throwin' 'em at Blind Sammie...Blind Sammie, poor ol' fool...used to take his harps with 'em into the outhouse...sittin' there playin' de Mississippi saxophone whilst he wuz on de crapper...

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Thiz cat could play Eruption behind hiz head ala Hendrix, smoke a blunt, play kazoo, take a shot of Jack Daniel's, stomp hiz foot kinda beat like, and whistle the melody to,"Oh Susanna," at de same time...an' flirt with all the ladies in de juke joint...I ain't lyin'!!

That there is some FUNNY shit.

[diamondsgirl]

I wanna hit a Loons family picnic...fo sho...

I'll bring my washboard

[mewisemagic]

hey loons,i havent forgot you on the albert collins deal,im just running behind,ill try to have it in the mail by thursday....