Joke

[4moreyears]

A woman bought a new Lexis LS400, and returned the
next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The Salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

Watch this!" he said........"Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again"
came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few
days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical
music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them.

"ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......





The French National Anthem began to play, sung by
the Dixie chicks, accompanied by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore.

[FORD]

That's not the real punchline to that joke, and you know it!

Here's the real version.....

Artificial Intelligence

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.

"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"

She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.

"ASSHOLE!!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

[4moreyears]

Originally posted by FORD
That's not the real punchline to that joke, and you know it!

Here's the real version.....

Artificial Intelligence

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.

"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"

She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.

"ASSHOLE!!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

I am shocked you are not closing the thread because it does not meet your criteria. You seem to close any other thread you do not like.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by FORD
That's not the real punchline to that joke, and you know it!

Here's the real version.....

Artificial Intelligence

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.

"Madam," said the sales manager, "the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly that!"

She drove out, somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson." The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" She was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.

She was stopped at a traffic light enjoying "On The Road Again" when the light turned green and she pulled out. Suddenly an enormous sports utility vehicle coming from the street she was crossing sped toward her, obviously not paying attention to the light. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision.

"ASSHOLE!!" she yelled and, from the radio, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States."

I guess they were assuming Howard Dean had it in the bag also.

[4moreyears]

Ford, just shut down the thread ike you always do when you disagree with something...asshole.

[FORD]

Ok, since the originator of this thread has now asked twice that it be closed, I will do so