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Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:52 AM
Return of the Ashtray

Larg....It is The Way Of Greebing.
You are the degenerates watching the Invincible Clothes Dryer.
It's 3 minute mission,
to seek out, new bowl and numerous ashtray.
To coldly go, where only Buttlick has gone before!
DAAA DEEE, DA Da da de deee...

"SHIT! HERE COMES THE LARGIVERS!!!"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:52 AM
"You will be LAAAAARG"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:53 AM
"THE ASHTRAY!! YESSSS!"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:54 AM
"Do you have typewriter?"
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 01:54 AM
I remember the first WRESTLEMANIA that had Mr. T wrestling in it.
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:55 AM
"My Alan, Jim! If I didn't know better I'd swear he was in Larg."
"Larg? But, that's just an old wives' tale."
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 01:55 AM
I like Jerry Lawler. He was funny when he wrestled ANDY KAUFFMAN.
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:55 AM
"Captain, the people have no Chevy."
"Yes, Mr. Spock...they're all in Larg."
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 01:55 AM
Would you fuck CHYNA DOLL?
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 01:55 AM
Do you think wrestlers take roids?
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 01:56 AM
I think Vince McMahon fucked up when he started the XFL.
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:56 AM
"Jenny & I smoked The Bowl!"
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 01:56 AM
His daughter Stephanie is hot. I'd hit.
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:57 AM
"He has a 14-inch cock!"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:57 AM
It is almost..The Red Hour
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:58 AM
"In the Name Of Alan, FUCK ME!!!"
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 01:58 AM
Hey ass fuck - I thought we were talking about wrestling?

I like the Iron Shiek.
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:58 AM
"The whole planet's gone sex crazy, captain."
"That's what happens when you're in Larg."
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 01:59 AM
Remember when the Rock was popular. Now he does movies.
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 01:59 AM
"Do you know Alan? He has been outside."
"It is hard. Not everybody has fack"
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 01:59 AM
STOP FUCKING UP MY WRESTLING THREAD LURCH YOU SHITHEAD!
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:00 AM
"I wish...I...could shoot heroin again...these people are not Larg...."
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:00 AM
"The Chevrolet Knows All....but is it impure?"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:01 AM
"I can't believe it went on all night. Boy, is my hand tired."
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 02:02 AM
Hey FUCK FACE! THE NEXT PIC YOU POST BETTER HAVE RODDY PIPER IN IT OR I'M GONNA PLUG YOUR ASS.
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:02 AM
"THERE THEY ARE!!! THEIR BOWL IS NOT FULL!!"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:03 AM
"How DARE you worship Spammy!!!"
"I am not fooled by the Tequila and the klown outfit.."
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:04 AM
"Just smile like an idiot and you'll blend in."
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:05 AM
"Regular mud doesn't work. Set to Electric Blue."
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:05 AM
"Why are they are raising their right hands?"
"They are applying for citizenship."
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 02:06 AM
ALL RIGHT DUDE - YOU SUCK - I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS.

YOU AND HOLLYWOOD.

YOU BOTH SUCK.
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:06 AM
"Cap'n! I dinna b'lieve whit we ar' seein' up here!"
"Scotty...we are seeing it down here too"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:07 AM
"Spock..where is this transmission coming from?"
"It appears to be a vision of Larg"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:07 AM
"The alien transmission's affecting me, Captain..."
"Be strong...remember the Mud.."
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:08 AM
"Yooooo Cummmmm...or we fuck your ass with this hollow tube until you worship Alan The Panther"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:08 AM
"Their mud is quite obviously yellow. It is highly illogical"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:08 AM
"These may help. I got them out of
a box of Cracker Jacks."
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 02:08 AM
HARDROCK 69 IS A DUMB FUCK WHO LIVES IN THE STYX.

FUCK YOU HR.
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:09 AM
"The Captain would look sexy in this robe. Hmmm..this man's cock is firm. Interesting..."
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:09 AM
"Spock is staring at my ass..but WHY?"
"Captain..BEHOLD the Lights Of Larg!"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:10 AM
"Wooow...far out and groovy Mr. Spock!"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:10 AM
"I am Larg. You will eat the peanuts with motor oil"
"Larg...you will calculate the value of Paris Hilton's ass"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:11 AM
"ERROR!!!! ERROR!!! MUST EAT KRACKERS!!!!
"Captain, your usual brand of bullshit seems to be working."
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:11 AM
"Captain, the people of this planet must know Alan The True Panther."
"They must drive, Mr. Spock. The Chevy will lead them to Larg"
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 02:12 AM
"I can feel the blessedness of Larg. That machine was just an imposter. I will have to wear that robe again tonight for my date with Mr. Spock"
hollywood5150
06-07-2005, 02:16 AM
hey HARDROCK69 ......why does that punk got beef with you???

peter something or other???
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by hollywood5150
hey HARDROCK69 ......why does that punk got beef with you???

peter something or other???

Why don't you mind your own bidness and talk about rasslin' somewhere d-bag?
Fabulous Peter
06-07-2005, 02:25 AM
What's wrong HARDCOCK? Just now realize I've been owning your punk ass for 2 pages dummy?
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 09:38 AM
You have not been "owning" anything.

There is nothing you can post to equal the pure and true Larg of this thread. It is impregnable.
Hardrock69
06-07-2005, 09:46 AM
Beware....lest you continue on in this manner and upset Alan The Panther.....http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=517643
Hardrock69
06-09-2005, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Fabulous Peter
Hey FUCK FACE! THE NEXT PIC YOU POST BETTER HAVE RODDY PIPER IN IT OR I'M GONNA PLUG YOUR ASS.


Yeah well I always knew you were a fucking pole-smoking faggot...