[SIZE=3][COLOR=limegreen]Kate Garraway Pops Out[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Don Corleone]

It's finally happened.... A Kate Garraway nip slip

[Mr Grimsdale]

fookin' ace!

how the fook did you find out about her? i'm right in thinking you're american?

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
fookin' ace!

how the fook did you find out about her? i'm right in thinking you're american?

Nope, your wrong. I'm British/Italian and proud of it (and I live in England just like you).

[Mr Grimsdale]

great mix

aston martin and ferrari!

hahaha

[Golden AWe]

ohhh...i forgot aboot the black chicks

[Golden AWe]

http://members.lycos.co.uk/jimmyred/images/pics/KGarraway/vp_KGarraway24.jpg

[Golden AWe]

is the one on the left GAYDEN?

[Golden AWe]

kate and mr grimsdale

http://members.lycos.co.uk/jimmyred/images/pics/KGarraway/vp_KGarraway32.jpg

[flappo]

sorcy tart !

[flappo]

bluddy hell !

[flappo]

woof !!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

gawd, i'm viewing this in the clients office
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=189920

ooh no missus no!

more tissues

[flappo]

mr g sure loves taking 'risks'

;)

[Golden AWe]

mr g - the international man of mystery (and masterbation!)

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
kate and mr grimsdale

http://members.lycos.co.uk/jimmyred/images/pics/KGarraway/vp_KGarraway32.jpg

not blaaaaaaaaaady likely, that git on the right is a fookin' bandit

of course, all the birds love him

[Reverberator]

You would think wardrobe would av combed his hair

[Mr Grimsdale]

just look at her bristols

my cock would look great between those

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
not blaaaaaaaaaady likely, that git on the right is a fookin' bandit

of course, all the birds love him


hahaha i knew you'd get upset

but as you said, birds love bandits, not all of them, but they always have women who are madly in love with them no matter how dickheaded the bandit is

being evil rules the world though having a million bucks helps too

[Mr Grimsdale]

when we rule the world there will be no bandits

[Golden AWe]

maybe a female robin hood or something, and then we could catch her and punish her

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
just look at her bristols

I could suck on those things for a good month at least.

[Golden AWe]

make it a year!!!

[Don Corleone]

Got this little snippet for you:


Kate has reportedly said she has agreed to pose for a "sexy calendar as long it is tasteful and fully clothed."
She also mentions about the websites about her, "I get masses of letters about my boobs. Its crazy - there are even websites devoted to them !!!!" :)


Here's the link
http://www.geocities.com/garrawench/index2.html

[Golden AWe]

amazing...requires another wank

[Reverberator]

If yer not careful you vill vear it oot

[Golden AWe]

it just fell off

[Reverberator]

Fak (c)

[Golden AWe]

i glued it back and now it's ok

[flappo]

wot did ya use fer glue ?

[Mr Grimsdale]

it is very difficult masturbating and using only keyboard shortcuts

i NEED a new mouse

[Reverberator]

We will mend it . we will mend it

[Mr Grimsdale]

emily loved it up the council gritter

[Don Corleone]

I know a guy
He has sex with his sister
He used his dick to pop
Her 4 foot blister

[Mr Grimsdale]

haha

right, first one to post a pic of kate garraway, sarah beeny and cat deeley engaged in full on girl on girl action wins a pot of my man far

[Mr Grimsdale]

come on, no one has taken up the challenge

[Mr Grimsdale]

cuck my sock!

[Mr Grimsdale]

more pics of kates tits!

more!
more!

[Mr Grimsdale]

kates tits
kates tits

[Mr Grimsdale]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004412356,00.html

wankomatic!

[Mr Grimsdale]

http://geocities.com/garrawench/kateg_garrawench.JPG

[Golden AWe]

once again i am speechless

how can a woman be so wankable?

[Mr Grimsdale]

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/3516/Misc-TVQA-Garraway02.jpg

[Mr Grimsdale]

http://img85.exs.cx/img85/5418/kg2.jpg

[Golden AWe]

my fav brit babe along with cat deeley

[Mr Grimsdale]

cat has the legs and arse, not to mention face and kate has the knockers

sarah has the voice and knockers

knockers or pins or arse?

the debate continues

[Golden AWe]

more about the subject: hardtalk at bbc prime 19.00 GMT

[Mr Grimsdale]

hard sports more like

ooh no missus no!

[Golden AWe]

kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...



kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...


kate...

[Golden AWe]

i miss you kate!!!

[Reverberator]

Gizza job , any job .

[Mr Grimsdale]

hand or blow?

go away you filthy beast

[Reverberator]

Could I interest you in a plate of cockles ooooooooooooooooooh matron .

[Reverberator]

nooooooooooooooooo

[Don Corleone]

One day soon I will cum on her titties

[Don Corleone]

Oh yes I'd let her go a few rounds with my blue veined, one eyed, purple headed trouser trout.

[Reverberator]

I've got a cucumber

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Reverberator
I've got a cucumber

Try something like the letting her go a couple of rounds with the bald headed champion.

[Reverberator]

She loves it .

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'd let her take the pig skin bus to tuna town

[Golden AWe]

wow


we have a bus load of cummer fans of hers here at the army alone!


(could my english be any worse? i heard kate's into foreigners though)

[Mr Grimsdale]

how do you define a cummer fan?

[Golden AWe]

a fan that would like to cum over her, a real bukkake kinda fan

[Mr Grimsdale]

cunt me in!

[Golden AWe]

it's gonna be a long list


we cunt use a normal car, we need a bus to fit all of us in!


then we'll try to fit in on kate!

[Mr Grimsdale]

woof!

[Reverberator]

Can I cum , I have access to Reg Varney .

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
then we'll try to fit in on kate!


I'm calling cuming first in her mouth.

[Golden AWe]

ok!


it'll be 15000 euros btw.

[Reverberator]

Whats that in real money?

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
it'll be 15000 euros btw.

Do you want cash or a cheque? I also take a round of anal while I'm on

[Golden AWe]

hahahah...whatever you prefer, mr corleone.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Reverberator
Whats that in real money?


15000 euros.



bwahahaha...

[Mr Grimsdale]

i really hope kate reads this

she'll be so impressed

someone e-mail the link to gmtv

[Golden AWe]

so kate is a member of the army too, like yer boss!

well, i have seen a nickname called "horse" viewing the hitchworld a couple of times...ha ha

[Mr Grimsdale]

i think you've had too much vodka

[Golden AWe]

i'm sorry


she's more like a donkey, huh?

[Reverberator]

Katies got a boyle on her arse .

[Mr Grimsdale]

then i shall volunteer to lance it

all she needs is a prick

[Reverberator]

Give her a Lance percy val

[Golden AWe]

i want to give her too

[Mr Grimsdale]

2 what?

[Golden AWe]

both of my penises

[Mr Grimsdale]

you better hope bella doesn't find out

[Reverberator]

I already have

[Mr Grimsdale]

it's true love between bella and goldenAWe, she's even giving him a nazi salute

[Reverberator]

He's sutch a lucky fakker .

[Mr Grimsdale]

rather him than us

[Golden AWe]

hmmm...

[Mr Grimsdale]

...what was that AC DC song again?

whole lotta bella?

[Reverberator]

32 , 49 , 56

[Mr Grimsdale]

it's enough to make your eyes water

goldenawes cock is doing the same

[Mr Grimsdale]

ooh crumbs!

[Golden AWe]

hmmm....

[Mr Grimsdale]

where's mr badguy and his TOTAL! pic?

[Mr Grimsdale]

TOTAL!

...see it doesn't work without the pic

[Golden AWe]

hahaha

but you had to try anyway

mr badguy's avatar has quite an effective effect as well

[Mr Grimsdale]

TOTAL!

[Golden AWe]

nope, wasn't too effective this time either

[Mr Grimsdale]

somebody call mr badguy and get him to post THAT pic

[Golden AWe]

TOTAL!

[Golden AWe]

a little better...

[Mr Grimsdale]

where's badguy when you need him?

...probably shooting some peasants

[Golden AWe]

his playing seek and hide

hide and hide


hide and wank

whatever is on the menu

[Mr Grimsdale]

topless hand shandys are on the menu
only 10 quid a time

[Golden AWe]

the color is vanilla but the taste varies

[Mr Grimsdale]

a friend of mine has drunk the piss of several people and he does indeed claim to be able to tell the difference

[Mr Grimsdale]

i haven't tasted any piss

am i missing out?

[Mr Grimsdale]

http://www.acanthafireplaces.com/shows/images/kate_garraway.jpg

can i start with hers?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
http://www.acanthafireplaces.com/shows/images/kate_garraway.jpg

can i start with hers?


ohh you elegant flower
have a taste of my golden shower

i'll be the sauce and you'll be the gravy
let's get nasty before i join the navy

(wrote this myself and you can definetely tell!)

[Mr Grimsdale]

that's an international hit if ever there was

[Golden AWe]

yup, i won the eurovision song cuntest with that one


back in 1974

[Mr Grimsdale]

and there was everyone else thinking it was abba

[Golden AWe]

yesss

well, all bears look alike

like me and bjorn

[Mr Grimsdale]

that's nice

[Golden AWe]

but who'd you prefer, the blonde or the brunette?

of the women in abba...

[Mr Grimsdale]

that is a very difficult question

looking at photos of them taken back in the 70's i don't think either of them are anything special

back i remember when i was a small boy i used to fancy the blonde

my lederhosen got very sticky!

[Mr Grimsdale]

two words for you all

KATE GARRAWAY

[Mr Grimsdale]

the lady of the two hemispheres

[Mr Grimsdale]

my cock would look rather fetching placed between them

[Mr Grimsdale]

TOTAL!
http://www.newsandsport.com/pictures/kate_garraway/02.jpg

[Mr Grimsdale]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
http://www.newsandsport.com/pictures/ruth_england/111.jpg

[Mr Grimsdale]

a veritable smorgasbord

[Mr Grimsdale]

look at the cold meat!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
TOTAL!
http://www.newsandsport.com/pictures/kate_garraway/02.jpg

a dress full of DELICIOUS BOOBS!

[Mr Grimsdale]

...to the brim

overflowing with pleasure!

[Mr Grimsdale]

they're dribbling out

not her boobs, but my tadpoles!

[Golden AWe]

btw, there's the bandit again!

[Mr Grimsdale]

he follows her everywhere

i can't watch her in the mornings without that chutney ferret appearing

he should be shot!

[Golden AWe]

if i give the order he will be

[Mr Grimsdale]

he's lucky that you are a reasonable man

it's great being a dictator!

[Golden AWe]

yesss...i'm a man of the reason...

i saw we torture the bastard!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

goldenawe shows his caring side!

[Mr Grimsdale]

the dumps very own mother teresa

[Golden AWe]

ha ha ha

i'm The Evil Bastard, the cunt of all mother teresas...

[Mr Grimsdale]

mother teresas cunt?

i bet flappo has some pics of that

[Golden AWe]

he has now

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh blimey
(cue sid james laugh)

[Golden AWe]

i mean he has pics of me bwahahaha

[Mr Grimsdale]

you are mother teresas cunt?

ooh no missus no!

[Golden AWe]

mentally, yesss

[Mr Grimsdale]

mother teresas mental cunt!

there's at least one film in that idea

[Mr Grimsdale]

what this thread needs is more kate garraway pictures!

where is don corleone?

[Golden AWe]

can do

[Mr Grimsdale]

as mr badguy would say,

TOTAL!

[Golden AWe]

as cato would say

TOTAL BUKKAKE!

[Mr Grimsdale]

...does he say that when he's tied to chair surrounded to masturbating pandas?

[Golden AWe]

pandas are just one of the many species

[Mr Grimsdale]

come on!

i demand more pictures of kate garraway

[Mr Grimsdale]

I INSIST!

[Golden AWe]

can do!

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
what this thread needs is more kate garraway pictures!

where is don corleone?

I had to go away for a while, but now I'm back.

[Don Corleone]

Look at this sly dog

[Don Corleone]

.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
I had to go away for a while, but now I'm back.


OOH

BRILLIANT...

[Reverberator]

So am I .

[Golden AWe]

no offense, Rev, but the man-boobs don't count on this thread

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Look at this sly dog

that bloke in the kilt is the bender that presents the showbiz slot on GMTV

talking of slots i bet kate has a tight one

[Mr Grimsdale]

all rise for kate garraways slot

[Don Corleone]

I'm standing to attention

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
that bloke in the kilt is the bender that presents the showbiz slot on GMTV



another bandit! grrrr

[Mr Grimsdale]

ah yes, the 3 kate garraway ceremonial breast fetishists have returned!

[Golden AWe]

i was watching a hockey game

mostly teenager birds there

i wish i scored but only the teams did

one of the home team's defensemen scored for the first time in his career, but the video judge checked out the video tape and the goal marked to another player

well, the guy scored another first goal ten minutes later

imagine that in a real life, you'd score for the first time but somebody else would get the honor of banging that bird

scoring another bird ten minutes later would be quite a challenge...

did you understand any of my story?

[Mr Grimsdale]

yes, you didn't score

[Mr Grimsdale]

here is the score!
http://www.austinfitmagazine.com/archive/2003-3-March/images-mar/Score-1.jpg

http://www.bigtitscastle.com/fszablon/scorerek2.gif (http://www.bigtitscastle.com/2003-12-02/078/)

[Golden AWe]

yes, you're right


i never did (during the game)



bwahahahah

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
here is the score!
http://www.austinfitmagazine.com/archive/2003-3-March/images-mar/Score-1.jpg

http://www.bigtitscastle.com/fszablon/scorerek2.gif (http://www.bigtitscastle.com/2003-12-02/078/)


hahaha...bigtitcastle.com

goldenawe.com sounds kinda lame compared to that

[Mr Grimsdale]

he scored in extra time!

[Mr Grimsdale]

hello campers!

[Mr Grimsdale]

hi de hi!

[Don Corleone]

ho de ho!

[Reverberator]

OOOOH RENEEEEEEEEE

[Golden AWe]

right let's have a ding dong...

[Mr Grimsdale]

SHUT UP!

lovely boy
lovely boy

[Mr Grimsdale]

la de da gunner graham

[Mr Grimsdale]

somebody get this thread back on topic

or subscribe to bigtitcastle.com and post the pictures here!

[Golden AWe]

where can we find more pics????

[Golden AWe]

http://www.rexfeatures.com/thumbs/446/446296ah.jpg

[Kermit The Frog]

wha ?

[Golden AWe]

one of the best pics ever...

[Golden AWe]

OOHHH

[Golden AWe]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

http://www.victorianpages.freeola.com/images/pics/KGarraway/vp_KGarraway96.jpg

[Mr Grimsdale]

now that is a big arse

[Golden AWe]

i think the camera angle is not doing her a big favor
, it ain't that big


check out the prev page, the pics are utterly wonderful!

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
one of the best pics ever...

what's that big hairy thing by her legs?

ooh no missus no!

[Golden AWe]

that's the closest i got to doggystyle her

[Mr Grimsdale]

how rude!
ooh no missus no!

[Golden AWe]

i know


i wasn't even wearing a condom...

[Mr Grimsdale]

but were you wearing stockings?

[Golden AWe]

i wasn't wearing anything the whole day


except for the chains around my neck

[Mr Grimsdale]

once an SS officer
always an SS officer

[Golden AWe]

we did go around the city

but i had to wait in her car

and lick a lot while she was there too

[Mr Grimsdale]

come on, let's see her growler!

[Golden AWe]

i haven't gotten those photos out yet

[Mr Grimsdale]

i've got my cock out

[Golden AWe]

bwahahaha

why not.

[Don Corleone]

This thread must never again be allowed to fall off the front page.

[Golden AWe]

yesss, her tits are the best "pop-up" the internet world has ever seen...

[Mr Grimsdale]

they'd be the best pop up my bathroom had ever seen if i could get her into the shower with me

[Golden AWe]

ooh

kate garraway showering

her skin, wet and shining, lotions all over her body

i cannot take it, it sounds too good

[Golden AWe]

i think my love dagger just popped up some manly juice

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh gawd!

electronic mulitiple masturbation!

[Golden AWe]

well, i wasn't gonna anymore but then i read my own post again...it never stops!

[Kermit The Frog]

i think phil the stalker is joe rogan

[Golden AWe]

KATE!

[Golden AWe]

woo-hoo!

http://www.victorianpages.freeola.com/images/pics/KGarraway/Insidesoap%20Awards%20086.jpg

[Golden AWe]

look at the title!

[Mr Grimsdale]

pass the tissues!

[Golden AWe]

look what she's got there!

SAUSAGES!!!

[Golden AWe]

amused!

[Don Corleone]

It's the National TV awards tongiht.... Kate will be at the Royal Albert hall..... and so will I. That's right people The Don and Kate in the same building.

[Mr Grimsdale]

how in the name of cunt (copyright sesh 2004) did you manage to get in there?

i hope you give her one

[Mr Grimsdale]

come on don

what's the jive? spill the beans?

how did you get to masturbate over kates bristols?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
It's the National TV awards tongiht.... Kate will be at the Royal Albert hall..... and so will I. That's right people The Don and Kate in the same building.

that's amazing

better than the achievements in the greek front

[Reverberator]

I like Bristol cream .

[Golden AWe]

is that a beer?

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
better than the achievements in the greek front

GREEK
whoo! whoo!

ooh no missus no

[Golden AWe]

huhuhuhhuhu

i almost forgot...

[Mr Grimsdale]

forgot what?

[Golden AWe]

CROATIA!

and your past with the daughter of the greek ambassador

[Mr Grimsdale]

i think i've forgotten

[Golden AWe]

i heard you're messing with the mayor's daughter

OOH ER MISSUS!

(the original demo version of goin' crazy)

[Don Corleone]

I'm back. I'll bring you up to date with what happened later on today, but I will answer this question: Did I meet Kate? Yes I did.

[Golden AWe]

this...is...top...news...

i cunt take it, i feel pain in my heart

physical pain too!

ouch!

[Don Corleone]

And her breasts are much more impressive in the flesh.

[Golden AWe]

oh my oh my...

i can't really chat, i was taken to a hospital

bwahaha...

[Don Corleone]

Cheryl Tweedy was also in attendance (as where the rest of Girls Aloud).

[Golden AWe]

i don't usually envy people but...

[Golden AWe]

...you lucky bastard!!!

actually things like these are not of luck. people work hard to get somewhere in their lives, achieve things, have their nose in shit sometimes, keep coming back, wait for the right moment, strike hard...and then get lucky!

but you're still a bastard ;)

[Don Corleone]

Here's someone else I really enjoyed meeting as well Kim Tiddy (aka Honey from The Bill):

[Mr Grimsdale]

is she as tiny as the rest of the cast on the bill?

[Golden AWe]

mr g seems to have some old trauma about the tiny people

where does it come from?

[Don Corleone]

Hard to tell really, she had heels on, but she is that gorgeous. The Top Gear guys where also a good laugh (can you imagine Ed as the star in a resonably priced car).

[Golden AWe]

i don't know all the people mentioned but i'm still very high on the ones i know...

[Mr Grimsdale]

who in the name of cunt (copyright sesh 2004) is Ed?

[Golden AWe]

and where in the name of katydid can you find a reasonably priced car?

[Mr Grimsdale]

i would never be seen dead in such a thing

[Golden AWe]

mr g is secretly driving a mitsubishi


(kidding)

[Mr Grimsdale]

a mitsubishi zero

[Mr Grimsdale]

blaaaady 'ell the cockpit's been welded shut

whatever can this mean?

[Golden AWe]

so you really are driving a mitsu...

[Mr Grimsdale]

no no no

[Golden AWe]

ha!

you're getting nervous

people can attack you all the way but you'll never lose your nerves

but the moment they mention you're driving a cato car...

[Mr Grimsdale]

it's all too much

[Reverberator]

Somebody help me .

[Reverberator]

I got rhythem

[Reverberator]

And dixlexia....... dislexia....... dyslexia......... can't fookin spell.

[Mr Grimsdale]

he's singing coon songs!

[Reverberator]

a cha cha chaaaaaa

[Golden AWe]

so mr g is driving a paki-mitsu

rev's driving a suzuki?

[Mr Grimsdale]

i am driving a panzer regiment over the untermensch