Members Only !!

[Reverberator]

The rules are quite simple .

You must talk about coch ( and how to avoid it )

You must swear in every sentence

You must blastheme ?

And you must agree that Reg Varney is a sexy ferker .

Membership is free to men , but women can donate by e-suching .

[Rikk]

I am not particularly fond of coch, as it is fucking disgusting. I try to avoid coch as much as I can, and thank fucking God that I have not had my bum stuck by a coch during any of my four showers. Animals are fun to fuck and God doesn't exist. The only coch I ever imagine myself with is that cheeky Reg Varney. He is fucking all man.

Okay, send me a fucking bird to suck my e-coch.

[Reverberator]

Fucking super .

That cunting Varney is a cunt , cos he's got all the fucking female population of bastard fucking Peckham up the cuntarsing duff .

His coch is e-normous .

[Rikk]

Fookin' luverly!

Who wants to stick a bird in her e-bum?

[PETE's lmsHADOW]

Such my coch 'n' gunt!