What is the worst thing you have ever said to another human being?
A couple of weeks ago I went to see Yngwie Malmsteen in Manchester, and there was this Big Issue seller outside (remember Big Issue=homeless person). And I could hear him saying to everyone "Put a smile on a homeless person's face", meaning, "Buy a Big Issue". So, I thought "I'll tell a joke, be sarcastic with the guy". So, he comes up to me...
HOMELESS GUY: "Could you put a smile on a homeless person's face?"
ME: "Yea, of course I can. Knock, knock"
Fuck! He hasn't got a door for me to knock on.
His face looked like this-
A couple of weeks ago I went to see Yngwie Malmsteen in Manchester, and there was this Big Issue seller outside (remember Big Issue=homeless person). And I could hear him saying to everyone "Put a smile on a homeless person's face", meaning, "Buy a Big Issue". So, I thought "I'll tell a joke, be sarcastic with the guy". So, he comes up to me...
HOMELESS GUY: "Could you put a smile on a homeless person's face?"
ME: "Yea, of course I can. Knock, knock"
Fuck! He hasn't got a door for me to knock on.
His face looked like this-
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