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Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 02:51 PM
All three have banged the same bird from Oxford.

My sources won't tell if it happened simultaneously.

My sources won't lie.
Reverberator
06-21-2005, 02:56 PM
This is awsome news .

Tell us more G A .
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 02:59 PM
after banging the chick for several hours, they DUMPED her and went for a pint or two at a local pub.

plus they had some ballantine's too.
Reverberator
06-21-2005, 03:01 PM
And Turpentine chasers .
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 03:02 PM
double amount of those!
Matt White
06-21-2005, 03:09 PM
DAVE & CHAS & DAVE= SUPERGROUP
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 03:10 PM
CHAS N' DAVES
Reverberator
06-21-2005, 03:10 PM
That is correct .

Who is Dlr ?
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 03:12 PM
DLR = Dahm Larvelly Rock n' roll
Reverberator
06-21-2005, 03:16 PM
Fookin' ace .
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 03:20 PM
yup.
Reverberator
06-21-2005, 03:22 PM
Is that George Formby ?
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 03:23 PM
no, it's DLR.

he's about to reveal his new DUMP MEISTER tattoo.

in his COCH!

when it's soft, you can only see "DM".
Reverberator
06-21-2005, 03:31 PM
Ha HA mine says " REVERBERATORYOURFRIENDLYDUMPMEISTER/SHEEPPENADMINGORGEOUSLARVELLYFARKER "
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 03:32 PM
the font size being...HUGE.
Rikk
06-21-2005, 03:52 PM
CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.richardwoodall.co.uk/Images%20Large/display_large.jpg

http://www.richardwoodall.co.uk/Images%20Large/display_large.jpg

http://www.richardwoodall.co.uk/Images%20Large/display_large.jpg

http://www.richardwoodall.co.uk/Images%20Large/display_large.jpg

http://www.richardwoodall.co.uk/Images%20Large/display_large.jpg

http://www.richardwoodall.co.uk/Images%20Large/display_large.jpg
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 03:58 PM
that's some true HAM.
Rikk
06-21-2005, 04:00 PM
And they always called you a bit of a ham, hmm?

That's because you provide only the best kalbassa.
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 04:03 PM
Exactly exactly.

(with my best mr g impersonation)
Rikk
06-21-2005, 04:10 PM
I HAD A GREAT BANG THIS WEEKEND!
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 04:11 PM
me too, i hit my head!

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Rikk
06-21-2005, 04:20 PM
Did you fall down go boom?
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 04:22 PM
something like that.

i heard the sound while i was sitting in the toilet.
Rikk
06-21-2005, 04:23 PM
Was there anything in the toilet at the time?
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 04:24 PM
a porn mag.

wait, it was a wank!

not a bang.
Rikk
06-21-2005, 04:45 PM
I love when the wank is so intense that one blacks out for a milisecond.
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 04:49 PM
it's not always like that...

but pretty often anyway!
Rikk
06-21-2005, 04:51 PM
Have you ever been on a waterslide?
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 05:21 PM
golden waterslide?
Rikk
06-21-2005, 05:23 PM
Yes. A golden waterslide at the edge of your toilet!!!:)
Golden AWe
06-21-2005, 05:59 PM
http://www.hawaiiana-shop.com/hawaiiana_store/ephemeraforstore/sheet_golden_shower.JPG
Reverberator
06-21-2005, 06:38 PM
I think he is saying yes .
Rikk
06-21-2005, 07:05 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000032W9.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Golden AWe
06-22-2005, 03:17 AM
but hey, where's a pic of them three?
Rikk
06-22-2005, 03:18 AM
Why don't we just post porn?