Since You Can't Always Get What You Want... [Archive]

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 09:52 PM

If you'd have the choice between spending the rest of your life with,

EITHER:

The person who won't fully satisfy ALL your own important needs (Oral, B.J.'s, Anal etc...) but will be a great mate, parent for your children and all...

OR:

The one who is exactly on the same wave lenght as you and will do anything to "make you happy", sexually speaking... but might not be around for a lifetime committment?

I mean, how important is great sex for you and would you be willing to sacrifice any?

????

Warham

06-22-2005, 09:54 PM

As long as they swallow, it doesn't matter what else they do...

I can live without the other stuff.

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Warham
As long as they swallow, it doesn't matter what else they do...

I can live without the other stuff.

So swallowing is important for you...
Then, what if she doesn't, but appears to be the "perfect whife"?
:confused:

MAX

06-22-2005, 09:58 PM

Jeesh,

"Anal" again? Who cares and is it really that important to a lot of guys?

I don't get it? :confused:

I'll play if she likes it and to please her but it really does nothing for me.

candy

06-22-2005, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by Warham
As long as they swallow, it doesn't matter what else they do...

I can live without the other stuff.

Mr. Romance

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
So swallowing is important for you...
Then, what if she doesn't, but appears to be the "perfect whife"?
:confused:

She doesn't 'appear' perfect unless she does that.

Ha ha!

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by candy
Mr. Romance

LOL!

Can't a guy joke around here?!

diamondsgirl

06-22-2005, 10:04 PM

How are they a great mate if they won't satisfy my needs???

A great mate for me knows that sex is very important and they better be dishing it out and often :)

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
How are they a great mate if they won't satisfy my needs???

A great mate for me knows that sex is very important and they better be dishing it out and often :)

Are we preaching to the choir here?

:D

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:05 PM

So if you ladies don't get a guy that does foreplay or oral, it's OK because he's mowing the lawn and making you breakfast on the weekends?

Oh yea, and he's saying he loves you every morning before his 9 to 5 job.

MAX

06-22-2005, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by Warham
So if you ladies don't get a guy that does foreplay or oral, it's OK because he's mowing the lawn and making you breakfast on the weekends?

Oh yea, and he's saying he loves you every morning before his 9 to 5 job.

Oral rules for both.

I love giving oral. Fuck, maybe more than she enjoys getting it.

Hardrock69

06-22-2005, 10:09 PM

If I have to choose either, I will choose neither.

There are approiximately 3 billion women on the planet.

Some of them will have the qualities of both of the other ones, so why settle for second best?

I have high standards.

Any woman who does not meet those standards will not even be allowed to suck me off.

franksters

06-22-2005, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by Hardrock69
If I have to choose either, I will choose neither.

There are approiximately 3 billion women on the planet.

Some of them will have the qualities of both of the other ones, so why settle for second best?

I have high standards.

Any woman who does not meet those standards will not even be allowed to suck me off.

i love your way of thinking!

Terry

06-22-2005, 10:15 PM

A great wife, in my book, satisfies whatever sexual needs AND is a great parent. Why settle for less?

Let's flip it around:

Suppose you're a woman. You have two choices.
Either A) A guy who will do whatever you want sexually and can bring you to a guaranteed climax every time and shares the same interests you do, but it's not guaranteed he'll ask you to marry him....

or B) A guy who would be a good provider for a family, but is opposed to cunnilingus or ANYTHING other than the missionary position, can only get an erection once a week and cums inside of 5 minutes. AND you can't step outside of the marriage to satisfy your needs.

How long do you think you'll be happily married to candidate B?

Sex isn't the be-all, end-all, but it's not exactly secondary, either.

canadiandlrgirl

06-22-2005, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by Warham
As long as they swallow, it doesn't matter what else they do...

I can live without the other stuff.
your a pig:D

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:16 PM

LMAO!

I go for shock value, CG!

diamondsgirl

06-22-2005, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Oral rules for both.

I love giving oral. Fuck, maybe more than she enjoys getting it.

ding. ding. ding...we have a winner! :D

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:20 PM

lol, I expected somebody to chime in with a response to MAX's post.

Northern Girl

06-22-2005, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by Terry
A) A guy who will do whatever you want sexually and can bring you to a guaranteed climax every time and shares the same interests you do, but it's guaranteed he'll NEVER ask you to marry him....

Sounds perfect for me ! :)

academic punk

06-22-2005, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by Warham
lol, I expected somebody to chime in with a response to MAX's post.

Yes, but we all assumed it was going to be from you, sweetcheeks. ;)

diamondsgirl

06-22-2005, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by Terry
A great wife, in my book, satisfies whatever sexual needs AND is a great parent. Why settle for less?

Let's flip it around:

Suppose you're a woman. You have two choices.
Either A) A guy who will do whatever you want sexually and can bring you to a guaranteed climax every time and shares the same interests you do, but it's not guaranteed he'll ask you to marry him....

or B) A guy who would be a good provider for a family, but is opposed to cunnilingus or ANYTHING other than the missionary position, can only get an erection once a week and cums inside of 5 minutes. AND you can't step outside of the marriage to satisfy your needs.

How long do you think you'll be happily married to candidate B?

Sex isn't the be-all, end-all, but it's not exactly secondary, either.

happily? not even til the end of the honeymoon...

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Yes, but we all assumed it was going to be from you, sweetcheeks. ;)

You are too kind, AP!

academic punk

06-22-2005, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by Warham
You are too kind, AP!

Bless.

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Jeesh,

"Anal" again? Who cares and is it really that important to a lot of guys?

I don't get it? :confused:

I'll play if she likes it and to please her but it really does nothing for me.

No, it's NOT "anal again"...
I said: whatever is important for YOU!

Would you marry a girl who will absolutely NOT let you munch on the muff.???

MAX

06-22-2005, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
ding. ding. ding...we have a winner! :D

lmao.....

A winna or a weinna? lol.

canadiandlrgirl

06-22-2005, 10:33 PM

well the way i see it is....sex is very important in a relationship without it you really don't have a relationship...personally i like oral sex...especially the 69 position.... i like when a guy get's really rough at times too;) and the guy would also have to be good in bed as well
:D

academic punk

06-22-2005, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
well the way i see it is....sex is very important in a relationship without it you really don't have a relationship...personally i like oral sex...especially the 69 position.... i like when a guy get's really rough at times too;) and the guy would also have to be good in bed as well
:D

I so want you to destroy my face with your vagina...

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
No, it's NOT "anal again"...
I said: whatever is important for YOU!

Would you marry a girl who will absolutely NOT let you munch on the muff.???

munch on the muff??????

LMAO!

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 10:37 PM

candy

06-22-2005, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by Warham
LOL!

Can't a guy joke around here?!

Yeah, I know the truth. ;)

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
well the way i see it is....sex is very important in a relationship without it you really don't have a relationship...personally i like oral sex...especially the 69 position.... i like when a guy get's really rough at times too;) and the guy would also have to be good in bed as well
:D

You better not get too carried away with the descriptions, CG.

You might cause the Army to go down due to overusage of bandwidth.

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by candy
Yeah, I know the truth. ;)

What IS the truth? :D

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 10:38 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
well the way i see it is....sex is very important in a relationship without it you really don't have a relationship...personally i like oral sex...especially the 69 position.... i like when a guy get's really rough at times too;) and the guy would also have to be good in bed as well
:D

That, and being "slammed" to the wall...
Hi, Hi, Hi,!!!

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
I so want you to destroy my face with your vagina...

Warham,
Talk about getting carried away!!!
:D

candy

06-22-2005, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by Warham
What IS the truth? :D

I got a PM that'll tell 'em! :D

Nah, I wouldn't do that!

academic punk

06-22-2005, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Talk about getting carried away!!!
:D

mm-hmmm...

MAX

06-22-2005, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
No, it's NOT "anal again"...
I said: whatever is important for YOU!

Would you marry a girl who will absolutely NOT let you munch on the muff.???

Tis' sort of a well known thing that anal ain't my fave (unless tis' with a male goat :p) ) when it comes to getting down, dirty, sweaty, noisy and raw. I'm more of a fan of the cookie. I like to please it and her anyway possible. I find looking in her eyes beyond intoxicating. Especially if I know I made her happy and I was a good boy. :D

canadiandlrgirl

06-22-2005, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by Warham
You better not get too carried away with the descriptions, CG.

You might cause the Army to go down due to overusage of bandwidth. what?:confused:

candy

06-22-2005, 10:46 PM

Is nothing sacred anymore?

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by candy
I got a PM that'll tell 'em! :D

Nah, I wouldn't do that!

You ARE naughty.

;)

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 10:46 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Tis' sort of a well known thing that anal ain't my fave (unless tis' with a male goat :p) ) when it comes to getting down, dirty, sweaty, noisy and raw. I'm more of a fan of the cookie. I like to please it and her anyway possible. I find looking in her eyes beyond intoxicating. Especially if I know I made her happy and I was a good boy. :D

Good Boy!!!
You diserve your cookie...
:eatit:

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
what?:confused:

It was a joke.

If you start getting more and more descriptive, more and more guys will come to the forums to read your posts, then the site will go down because we've went over the bandwidth limit.

:D

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by candy
Is nothing sacred anymore?

No!
:tits: :eatit: :sex: :boobs: :sperm: :blow2: :blow: :splooge: :spank:

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by candy
Is nothing sacred anymore?

Around here?

Are you joking, Cherry Girl?

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by Warham
It was a joke.

If you start getting more and more descriptive, more and more guys will come to the forums to read your posts, then the site will go down because we've went over the bandwidth limit.

:D

Pardon my French but,
What is "the bandwidth limit"???

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:50 PM

Oh, it's probably quite high...

I'm not into the details, but it's gotta be for the number of hits this site gets every day.

canadiandlrgirl

06-22-2005, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by Warham
It was a joke.

If you start getting more and more descriptive, more and more guys will come to the forums to read your posts, then the site will go down because we've went over the bandwidth limit.

:D oh i see then i guess i better quit....cause some of the stuff i like to do durring sex can be quite ummmmm dirty hehehe :D

Warham

06-22-2005, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
oh i see then i guess i better quit....cause some of the stuff i like to do durring sex can be quite ummmmm dirty hehehe :D

No, carry on. I'm sure AP would love to read more.

candy

06-22-2005, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by Warham
Around here?

Are you joking, Cherry Girl?

Yeah, I'm joking. I know better. :rolleyes:

canadiandlrgirl

06-22-2005, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
I so want you to destroy my face with your vagina...
:o

diamondsgirl

06-22-2005, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
I so want you to destroy my face with your vagina...

LOL. :D

Rikk

06-22-2005, 11:00 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Oral rules for both.

I love giving oral. Fuck, maybe more than she enjoys getting it.

That usually means you're no good at it.:D

Warham

06-22-2005, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by candy
Yeah, I'm joking. I know better. :rolleyes:

What do you think of all this sex talk?

diamondsgirl

06-22-2005, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
That usually means you're no good at it.:D

Ouch! :D

candy

06-22-2005, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by Warham
What do you think of all this sex talk?

I think I'll remain a mystery. :cool:

Warham

06-22-2005, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by candy
I think I'll remain a mystery. :cool:

Good idea. I shall remain a partial mystery myself.

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Ouch! :D

Hell Yea... OUCH!!!
:(

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
oh i see then i guess i better quit....cause some of the stuff i like to do durring sex can be quite ummmmm dirty hehehe :D

Don't quit while you're at the top!!!
:p :p :p

LoungeMachine

06-22-2005, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by Hardrock69
.

There are approiximately 3 billion women on the planet.

Too bad 2.9 Billion are Psychos:cool:

That still leaves 100 million to work your way through:D

diamondsgirl

06-22-2005, 11:13 PM

canadiandlrgirl

06-22-2005, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Don't quit while you're at the top!!!
:p :p :p oh i don't plan on quitin' i'm just getting started....i'm such a BAD girl:D

MAX

06-22-2005, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Good Boy!!!
You diserve your cookie...
:eatit:

Thanks and I hope she enjoys it as much as I'll enjoy eating it. :)

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Thanks and I hope she enjoys it as much as I'll enjoy eating it. :)

If you practice and get to master the art...
She will!!!

MAX

06-22-2005, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
If you practice and get to master the art...
She will!!!

My dear, I'm thirty four and have been practicing for yeeyas. My tongue and my maximus KNOW what they're doing.

Do I sound confident or what? :D

Ally_Kat

06-22-2005, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
well the way i see it is....sex is very important in a relationship without it you really don't have a relationship...

see, i completely disagree. If your relationship is just on fuck-buddy level, then okay, without sex you don't have a relationship. But on a boyfriend-girlfriend level and esp on a husband and wife level, sex is just a part. There's going to be one day when age takes away sex from both parties and you'll be left with your bonds and the relationship you've made from them. If it was all sex, then there's nothing left.

I'm a big believer that whomever you settle down with should be your best friend.

blonddgirl777

06-22-2005, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by MAX
My dear, I'm thirty four and have been practicing for yeeyas. My tongue and my maximus KNOW what they're doing.

Do I sound confident or what? :D

The answer shall squirt in your face...

canadiandlrgirl

06-22-2005, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by MAX
My dear, I'm thirty four and have been practicing for yeeyas. My tongue and my maximus KNOW what they're doing.

Do I sound confident or what? :D LMAO!:D

MAX

06-22-2005, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
The answer shall squirt in your face...

Yup. :D

I call that dessert. :)

Do you know the celery trick?

blonddgirl777

06-23-2005, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
see, i completely disagree. If your relationship is just on fuck-buddy level, then okay, without sex you don't have a relationship. But on a boyfriend-girlfriend level and esp on a husband and wife level, sex is just a part. There's going to be one day when age takes away sex from both parties and you'll be left with your bonds and the relationship you've made from them. If it was all sex, then there's nothing left.

I'm a big believer that whomever you settle down with should be your best friend.

What do you mean by "There's going to be one day when age takes away sex from both parties"...???

Some people have sex until they're pretty "old" you know!
Maybe not the acrobatical kind, but sex doesn't expire at a certain age...
Viagra, to the rescue...

Although, I agree with the "best friend" theory 100%...

blonddgirl777

06-23-2005, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Yup. :D

I call that dessert. :)

Do you know the celery trick?

I have an idea about that, but tell me???

canadiandlrgirl

06-23-2005, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
see, i completely disagree. If your relationship is just on fuck-buddy level, then okay, without sex you don't have a relationship. But on a boyfriend-girlfriend level and esp on a husband and wife level, sex is just a part. There's going to be one day when age takes away sex from both parties and you'll be left with your bonds and the relationship you've made from them. If it was all sex, then there's nothing left.

I'm a big believer that whomever you settle down with should be your best friend.

yes that is true but you still need to be able to pleaz the other sexually or else they will just go and cheat on you....you have to keep them satisfied in bed or else you might as well just be room mates...
And yes i do believe that your lover should be your best friend...maybe that is why i have lousy relationships with men because i was never concidered there best friend:(

Ally_Kat

06-23-2005, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
What do you mean by "There's going to be one day when age takes away sex from both parties"...???

Some people have sex until they're pretty "old" you know!
Maybe not the acrobatical kind, but sex doesn't expire at a certain age...
Viagra, to the rescue...

Although, I agree with the "best friend" theory 100%...

you're going to have sex when you're 80?

Ally_Kat

06-23-2005, 12:36 AM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
yes that is true but you still need to be able to pleaz the other sexually or else they will just go and cheat on you....

yeah, but if you're with someone that is your best friend and genuinely cares about you, don't you think they would try their damndest to please you?

But also, i think more of marriage than random sexual relationships

canadiandlrgirl

06-23-2005, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you're going to have sex when you're 80? hmmm that might be interesting to see:D

canadiandlrgirl

06-23-2005, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
yeah, but if you're with someone that is your best friend and genuinely cares about you, don't you think they would try their damndest to please you?

But also, i think more of marriage than random sexual relationships

i guess your right they would try to pleaz you if they loved you..... but if they don't love you all they would think about is their selfish needs....

and as for the marriage part.....been there done that and it just isn't for me, because i can't seem to find someone who will except me for me:(

LoungeMachine

06-23-2005, 01:02 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you're going to have sex when you're 80?

depends [ ba dum dum ]

:D

canadiandlrgirl

06-23-2005, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
depends [ ba dum dum ]

:D LOL:D

blonddgirl777

06-23-2005, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you're going to have sex when you're 80?

I sure hope so!

Like I said, it might not be "Le Cirque du Soleil" anymore but if I do live 'til 80...
I damn better be still having "some kind of" sex!

Statistically, how many couples both make it 'til that age???
:confused:

blonddgirl777

06-23-2005, 02:52 AM

I think a lot of people can get really frustrated in life, by a lack of good sex...
Or just by no sex at all!!!

Rikk

06-23-2005, 03:21 AM

I hope to having sex 'til the day before I meet oblivion. But I doubt very much that geriatric Rikk would be enjoying needles in his penis.

kentuckyklira

06-23-2005, 05:30 AM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
If you'd have the choice between spending the rest of your life with,

EITHER:

The person who won't fully satisfy ALL your own important needs (Oral, B.J.'s, Anal etc...) but will be a great mate, parent for your children and all...

OR:

The one who is exactly on the same wave lenght as you and will do anything to "make you happy", sexually speaking... but might not be around for a lifetime committment?

I mean, how important is great sex for you and would you be willing to sacrifice any?

???? Since I´m no great friend of lifetime committment, nuff said?