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Shaun Ponsonby
06-26-2005, 06:12 PM
If you were to plan an assasination for Hagar, how would you do it?
FasterPussycat
06-26-2005, 06:19 PM
You will be the "Hit man"...that's all i can say...
Terry
06-26-2005, 06:23 PM
He's not even worth the expense of a bullet and the time it takes to aim it.

Wouldn't mind chucking some tomatoes dipped in MA's hot sauce at him, though. Am sure the fat fucker would eat all of 'em, so the mess would be minimal.
guwapo_rocker
06-26-2005, 06:34 PM
Splooge was on a fucking mission.

He had Hagar and Anthony stuck in a washroom

stall.

Someone decided to fuck up the thread.

The rest is history....look out for Splooge!!
sammysucks65
06-26-2005, 08:44 PM
oo good one tie him to a post and shhoot him like a cow
Redballjets88
06-26-2005, 08:52 PM
force him toe listen to the 6 pack and then all of dlrs's solos stuff for 9 days straight with no sleep and then when he finishes kick him in the nuts.....with a machete
sammysucks65
06-26-2005, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Redballjets88
force him toe listen to the 6 pack and then all of dlrs's solos stuff for 9 days straight with no sleep and then when he finishes kick him in the nuts.....with a machete


good plan you get the bag and i will shove
Panamark
06-26-2005, 10:53 PM
Take down all the pictures of himself from his house.
SoldMySoul4RnR
06-26-2005, 11:06 PM
That movie Seven was on the other night...I say we make him eat himself to death.
Nitro Express
06-26-2005, 11:20 PM
Duct tape a set of headphones to his head and make him listen to himself. He will soon drop dead of self induced poisoning.
EbDawson
06-27-2005, 04:02 AM
Get the aliens to come back and finish the job.
Panamark
06-27-2005, 04:07 AM
How about getting an industry representative to show him the actual
Van Halen album sales, as opposed to those he dreams up ??

Death by Mental Breakdown ??
Terry
06-27-2005, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
How about getting an industry representative to show him the actual
Van Halen album sales, as opposed to those he dreams up ??

Death by Mental Breakdown ??

He'd take a look at the figures, and go, "Well, if I had been in the band from the beginning, you can bet Van Halen would have sold triple that! Shaka Doobie-woobie!!"
Bill Lumbergh
06-27-2005, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Terry
He'd take a look at the figures, and go, "Well, if I had been in the band from the beginning, you can bet Van Halen would have sold triple that! Shaka Doobie-woobie!!"


LMFAO!! That "Whole Lotta Zep" song is the number one requested song in FM history.........
sammysucks65
06-27-2005, 02:04 PM
get dave a gun...he'll do the deed
BrownSound1
06-27-2005, 03:01 PM
Sorry guys, as much as I don't like Sammy and his music..I just can't see wanting to assassinate the guy. Geezus.
Nickdfresh
06-27-2005, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by BrownSound1
Sorry guys, as much as I don't like Sammy and his music..I just can't see wanting to assassinate the guy. Geezus.

I have to agree, some of these threads are getting a little outlandish.

The SHEEP in the PEN nearly rioted when they saw this thread!
http://bccc.pair.com/images/Robbie2a.JPG
Bill Lumbergh
06-27-2005, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I have to agree, some of these threads are getting a little outlandish.

The SHEEP in the PEN nearly rioted when they saw this thread!
http://bccc.pair.com/images/Robbie2a.JPG

Jesus, looks like Rikk is getting a little too "close" to the sheep............