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  • Shaun Ponsonby
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Oct 2004
    • 6343
    #1

    Sexist Jokes

    Before we start, if there are any women who are going to complain about me starting this thread, I will say it in advance...I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

    I'm only starting this thread because I was just switching DVDs and saw a feminest on TV...FUCK, I hate them.
    Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?
    Tags: jokes, sexist
    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49125
      #2
      What's the first thing a blond says after making love?


































































      So....like what team are you guys on?

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        • Rikk
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 16373
          #3
          Well...what's the fucking punchline?
          Roth Army Militia

          Originally posted by WARF
          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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            • Rikk
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 16373
              #4
              Oh...there it is. Don't I feel like the blonde.
              Roth Army Militia

              Originally posted by WARF
              Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49125
                  #5
                  LOL

                  How does a blond turn out the light before having sex?

































































                  By closing the car door.

                  Ba-bum-cha!

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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49125
                      #6
                      Why was there white out all over the computer screen?






























































                      The blond secretary kept making mistakes.

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49125
                          #7
                          Why is a blond better than a computer?





































































                          It's good when a blond goes down on ya.'

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                            • canadiandlrgirl
                              Full Member Status

                              • May 2005
                              • 3601
                              #8
                              boy i'm glad i'm not a blonde anymore

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                                • SoldMySoul4RnR
                                  Head Fluffer
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 360
                                  #9
                                  Whaddya do when your dishwasher stops working?























                                  Smack her in the mouth!

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                                    • Rikk
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 16373
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
                                      Whaddya do when your dishwasher stops working?
                                      Smack her in the mouth!
                                      :p
                                      Roth Army Militia

                                      Originally posted by WARF
                                      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                                        • SoldMySoul4RnR
                                          Head Fluffer
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 360
                                          #11
                                          A man comes home to his girlfriend one day and says, "Baby, great news, pack your bags...I just won the lottery."

                                          His girl is ecstatic and asks "What should I pack, beach gear or snow gear?"

                                          The man screams back, "Doesn't matter...just GET THE FUCK OUT"

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                                            • Shaun Ponsonby
                                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 6343
                                              #12
                                              Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

                                              That's right!!

                                              I was playing snooker the other night with this woman, she claimed to have won a number of competitions. So, I broke, and she said "I can clean up from here".

                                              So, I said, "Good, you can start with the kitchen. After that you can make me a kebab."
                                              Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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                                                • blonddgirl777
                                                  ROCKSTAR

                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 5790
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
                                                  boy i'm glad i'm not a blonde anymore
                                                  Well... I AM!!!

                                                  Butt, I'm not complaining...
                                                  I am used to "Blond Jokes", I laugh at them and will tell a couple here and there too.

                                                  When guys make jokes about blonds to me, I think: "Yeah... deep inside, he would probably appreciate to have his own blond (or any woman at all)"...

                                                  But when a chick (brunette or anythingelse) tells the same joke, in hope to offend me, I feel like telling her: "Shut the fuck up and stop highlighting your hair... so you might LOOK blond... It's not MY fault, if your B-friend is eyeing me..."!

                                                  L.O.L.
                                                  :p
                                                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                  ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                                  [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                                                  ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                                  Originally posted by FORD
                                                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                                                    • blonddgirl777
                                                      ROCKSTAR

                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 5790
                                                      #14
                                                      Why do Blonds eaven bother wearing panties?...



















                                                      ... To warm up their ankles!
                                                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                      ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                                      [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                                      Originally posted by VanHalener
                                                      ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                                      Originally posted by FORD
                                                      ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                                                        • canadiandlrgirl
                                                          Full Member Status

                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 3601
                                                          #15
                                                          what's a mans idea of foreplay?

















                                                          a half hour of begging

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