Spam Summer Whore-fest

[Matt White]

Just heard the ad on DETROIT radio! The Ched rocker returns to the Motor-city this summer to play an out-doors show!
Announcer: "Spammy! Why are your tickets only $10.00???"
Spam: "It's the Tequila!"

I almost drove off the road, consumed in a fit of hysterical laughter. Not laughing at the intended humor...but a t the fact that Spam learned his lesson last summer: NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SPAMMY HAGAR!!!

$10.00 tickets?!?WTF??? I paid $12.50 to see ZZ Top & Blackfoot.....22 years ago!!!
The Ched rocker has no choice but to play for a reduced fee. How the fuck else 'ya gonna get those frugal Sheep in the stands?!?
It must be that those 5,000 (or less) crowds last summer must have hit 'ol Spam right in the ego!
Chew on that Spamburglers! They've even got Donkey rides in the parking lot before the show!
EXACTLY!!!

[Big Fat Sammy]

Re: Spam Summer Whore-fest

Originally posted by Matt White
They've even got Donkey rides in the parking lot before the show!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Big Fat Sammy]

The Donkeys get top billing.

"Donkey Rides
...with special guests The Waboritas"

Then it might be worth $10

[guwapo_rocker]

It's $15.00 for a donkey ride...

[Matt White]

Remember "The tour is sold out man! The tickets are flying out the door" type BULLSHIT from Spam last summer???

He obliviously remembers playing to 1/4 full houses...and it's gotta burn his ass. He knows that with out the sisters...he'd draw about 10 people...and a donkey!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

'Special offer! the first 2 people........Spam will hand wash yer car!"

[Big Fat Sammy]

This needs a visual....