Sammy Hagar

[Itakenoshit]

I wish the worst for him.

Fuck him.

[academic punk]

This guy is too good to be true.

[Itakenoshit]

Originally posted by academic punk
This guy is too good to be true.

I hope Sammy chokes on a Big Mac

[sammysucks65]

hey yo you have a place here man i am voting fo r you 5 stars.....like the pic ....that canadian kicks soo much ass...roth on

[canadiandlrgirl]

who is sammy hagar:confused:

[Big Fat Sammy]

Yeah dude...another five stars...with just 6 posts, you are doin just fine.

I have a feelin Itakenoshit is gonna fuckup some sheep.

[Toni Montana]

Hey Chico!

Dis is da Bad Guy. You know you gotta know datz Sammy kicks mucho ass. If you don't like da Roja Rocker. I've got two wordz for you, mang -






SUCK IT!***

Sam

or the

Slam
:hula:

[Big Fat Sammy]

:ROTF:

For his next trick he's gonna say "say hello to my little friend" and post a pic of Sammy.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
Hey Chico!

Dis is da Bad Guy. You know you gotta know datz Sammy sucks mucho ass. If you don't like da Roja Rocker. I've got two wordz for you, mang -






I SUCK IT!*:blow2:**For $10 a POP!

I'll Give

Mike

and

Sam

the

ASS

Slam
:hula:

[Toni Montana]

"say hello to my little friend."
:gun:

Buenos Noches My Ladies -

The Latin Heartthrob


Sam

or the

Slam

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
"say hello to my little friend."
<img src="http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=577812">

Buenos Noches My Ladies -

The Latin Heartthrob


Sam

or the

Slam

[Itakenoshit]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy


Um LOL I do not know what the meaning of that photo is but that is some funny shit.

[top jimmy 5150]

Originally posted by Itakenoshit
I wish the worst for him.

Fuck him.

You sir are a mullet headed douche bag

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by Itakenoshit
Um LOL I do not know what the meaning of that photo is but that is some funny shit.


I was implying that his "little friend" is what is hanging between his legs....maybe it wasn't as obvious as I thought. :D

[Tom Vu]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
who is sammy hagar:confused:

Sammy Hagar is the Van Halen frontman and hard rocks king. who really know hot to rock and roll. He was not afraid of a shadows that could have been caused by replacing David Lee Roth. Others singers would have fail in such a situation. Sammy did what's no others could. He took Van Halen and made it better and rather than cave in to the pressure, Sammy Hagar kept the Van Halen franchise thriving both personally and artistically.

Sammy like another singer star Bette Midler have somethings in common. Bette Midler sing about the beaches while Sammy sings about the beaches of Cabo Wabo Wabo. Ask me who is Bette Midler.

[DLR7884]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

DLR7884
Here comes the real answer....:D

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[DLR7884]

Who is Bette Midler?

DLR7884
;)

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[Nickdfresh]

Who is Bette Midler?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[Nickdfresh]

:D

[Rikk]

Wait a minute...let's just get this straight...

Who is Sammy Hagar?

:D

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Wait a minute...let's just get this straight...

Who is Sammy Hagar?

:D

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Rikk]

Yeah, but then...

Who is David Lee Roth?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Yeah, but then...

Who is David Lee Roth?

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

[tydhurst]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
Sammy Hagar is the Van Halen frontman and hard rocks king. who really know hot to rock and roll. He was not afraid of a shadows that could have been caused by replacing David Lee Roth. Others singers would have fail in such a situation. Sammy did what's no others could. He took Van Halen and made it better and rather than cave in to the pressure, Sammy Hagar kept the Van Halen franchise thriving both personally and artistically.

Sammy like another singer star Bette Midler have somethings in common. Bette Midler sing about the beaches while Sammy sings about the beaches of Cabo Wabo Wabo. Ask me who is Bette Midler.



HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!

with no face!

[DLR7884]

Who is Bette Midler?

DLR7884
I forgot. :p

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[Rikk]

Shit...I'm trying to remember again...

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Shit...I'm trying to remember again...

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Rikk]

(Can't wait 'til someone goes insane if we keep doing this...:D)

[DLR7884]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

DLR7884
Because Tom Vu wrote something different.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[tydhurst]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[tydhurst]

Who is Sammy Hagar????

WHO GIVES A FUCK?


(And before you answer... FUCK OFF MILLIONAIRE!)

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
Hey Chico!

Dis is da Bad Guy. You know you gotta know datz Sammy kicks mucho ass. If you don't like da Roja Rocker. I've got two wordz for you, mang -






SUCK IT!***

Sam

or the

Slam
:hula:

jesus de christo, que un beindeho..

toni montana eh? that's the first indication you're a fag, what straight man spells tony like that? you remind me of the homosexual latin guy that was in dangerous mind and con air...

second, how can any straight man like such rotten queso? it's just not kosher hombre. such cheese needs monistat or some shit like that to get cleaned...

sam or the slam? i bet you'd enjoyed getting slammed in the ass by sam wouldn't you...

btw, nice sig rikk ;)

[VHdamaco]

your idol called, said quit stealing his ideas and ruining his image...

http://www.renolysantiago.com/images/Gallery/renoly_vest_gallery.jpg

[Rikk]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
btw, nice sig rikk ;)

I only wish I came up with that line.;)

[Toni Montana]

Do you think you sound cool callin' me a joto? Da bad guy does not play that maricon shit. Da bad guy only likes women. Women also love the Latin Heartthrob, Toni Montana.

You mariposas think chu all funny 'cause you talk some trash. Lemme tell you brotha, you fruitbooties call me a puto yet you all be worhshippin one David Lee Roth. Mr. Roth with the bright colored tight spandex and assless chaps. You tell me who's the fairy, chico.

Man, Sammy's DA man! He is all about rockin' out and that's it, homes. He ain't worried about putting on make-up and blowing his hair. Sammy's a man's man.

When I'm crusing alonngside the beaches in my convertible along with my lady for the day. There is nothing like bumpin' some Sammy's tunes. I be blasting some shaka doobie or aftershock so loud that my woofers are blowin' out.

You call me gay?

That's okay

Because from all the muchachas

do I be

Gettin' play.


Ooozing machismo suckas,

Thats Mr. TonI to you

Sam or the Slam!

:eatit:

[Tom Vu]

Originally posted by tydhurst
HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!HE IS MILLIONAIRE!


That is my name. Don't wearing it out.:sex: :D

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
That is my name. Don't wearing it out.:sex: :D

you're a moron:rolleyes:

[Tom Vu]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Who is Sammy Hagar?

DLR7884
Here comes the real answer....:D
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a king of rockand roll. I think he is a complete winning best who is dearly continue of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he would forever add and strive up to. Bluntly put he is just an bold energized man who lives in a sensational fantastic world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but jive and sounds like a pack of angels. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar have the same passion. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time.

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
Do you think you sound cool callin' me a joto? Da bad guy does not play that maricon shit. Da bad guy only likes women. Women also love the Latin Heartthrob, Toni Montana.

do i think i sound cool by calling you a fag? no, not really; i think it's funny that a 44 year old "man" who idolizes a fag and spells his name with an I will sit here and call us gay...

tell me, is it women that look like men, or men that look like women you're attracted to? because any REAL woman in their right mind wouldn't be caught dead with a 44 year old, queso loving fruit such as ye...


Originally posted by Toni Montana
You mariposas think chu all funny 'cause you talk some trash. Lemme tell you brotha, you fruitbooties call me a puto yet you all be worhshippin one David Lee Roth. Mr. Roth with the bright colored tight spandex and assless chaps. You tell me who's the fairy, chico.

that was the style back in the day haas. everyone was wearing the tight pants and shit like that because the women drooled over it (and some men such as yourself)...

mariposas? chu? fruitbooties? worshipping? dude, honestly, you're "44" time to come to a realization and get your ass out of the closet and onto some train tracks...


Originally posted by Toni Montana
Man, Sammy's DA man! He is all about rockin' out and that's it, homes. He ain't worried about putting on make-up and blowing his hair. Sammy's a man's man.

your entitled to your opinion, but what sense does it make to come to the ROTH ARMY and blast that shit like it doesn't stink. hombre de queso gordo (fat cheese man for all you non spanish speakers) is about lining his fucking pockets with money by way of that shitty tequila and shitty tours (as is evident of the past decade and a half or so)...

what he fuck makes you think dave is worried about that shit nowadays (btw fucker, a good argument usually lies when you're refering to both people in the present day, not how one person was back in the mid 80s and how the other is today)? back in the day, sure. but like i said, a lot of people were doing that shit. i'm sure you did it when you had to make your trips to dupont circle with your gay version of the village people to sing macho man to all those fags...


Originally posted by Toni Montana
When I'm crusing alonngside the beaches in my convertible along with my lady for the day. There is nothing like bumpin' some Sammy's tunes. I be blasting some shaka doobie or aftershock so loud that my woofers are blowin' out.

i thought gay latinos like you drove pintos and pacers and shit like that, then again, you could just be lying to make yourself seem cool...

im sure your "lady for the day" (whatever ugly bitch/dude they may be that you have to pay to be with to try and convice your friends that you don't like taking a penga en tu boca) just loves the literal shit that comes those trifling speakers...




Originally posted by Toni Montana
You call me gay?

That's okay

Because from all the muchachas

do I be

Gettin' play.


Ooozing machismo suckas,

Thats Mr. TonI to you

Sam or the Slam!

:eatit:

i called you a fag, because you like to get a t-bag.

but what the hay, because all the dudes with maracas ain't giving me the time of day..

i'm sure you're into "oozing machismo" as much as the next fag, but do it in a place where your welcome there, such as dupont circle, or a gay bar that you frequent in the valley or even vhlinks...

please just go dress up all mariachi like, grab your maracas and salsa your goofy ass of the top of a cliff...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
Do you think you sound cool callin' me a joto? Da bad guy does not play that maricon shit. Da bad guy only likes women. Women also love the Latin Heartthrob, Toni Montana.

You mariposas think chu all funny 'cause you talk some trash. Lemme tell you brotha, you fruitbooties call me a puto yet you all be worhshippin one David Lee Roth. Mr. Roth with the bright colored tight spandex and assless chaps. You tell me who's the fairy, chico.

Man, Sammy's DA man! He is all about rockin' out and that's it, homes. He ain't worried about putting on make-up and blowing his hair. Sammy's a man's man.

When I'm crusing alonngside the beaches in my convertible along with my lady for the day. There is nothing like bumpin' some Sammy's tunes. I be blasting some shaka doobie or aftershock so loud that my woofers are blowin' out.

You call me gay?

That's okay

Because from all the muchachas

do I be

Gettin' play.


Ooozing machismo suckas,

Thats Mr. TonI to you

Sam or the Slam!

:eatit:

The more you talk about your "machismo" the less you have polesmoker. Your style is as gay as it comes. And SAMMY's poser wannabe', poor-man's-rockstar-image must appeal mightily to you.

Now!

Who is David Lee Roth?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

The more you talk about your "machismo" the less you have polesmoker. Your style is as gay as it comes. And SAMMY's poser wannabe', poor-man's-rockstar-image must appeal mightily to you.

Now!

Who is David Lee Roth?

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!

[tydhurst]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
That is my name. Don't wearing it out.:sex: :D

I WAS QUOTED BY TOM VU, I'M SO HAPPY!!!!

HE IS MILLIONAIRE, COME TO HIS SEMINAR!

THREE WORDS, DON'T GIVE UP, GET ON YOUR CAR AND COME TO MY SEMINAR!!!

[Itakenoshit]

Sammy needs to take singing lessons from Dave. He also needs to have Dave give him a workout routine.

[academic punk]

fuck.

[KramerPacer]

....

[Itakenoshit]

Originally posted by academic punk
fuck.

Why you say that?

[Toni Montana]

Mang,

You mariposas really think your name callin' is funny shit. That's the difference between Toni with a I Montana and all you powder puffs. Before you all get worked up. Lemme tell you something. Mang, I'm not one of those that found this board to talk shit about Davey. Nah, mang. I mean I could relate to him when he was in his heyday and that was a long time ago.

You see mang, lot's of the honeys that I've laid my wood to had a thing for the Dave style sexiness. He wore speedos and thongs and I have to thank him because I admit, I borrowed his fashion style. Believe me, women would be in heat when they saw Hot Latin Heat TonI Montana poolside with my thong swimwear on.

Eses, Davey was a cool cat when he was around Eduardo. But since he lost that money gig. He has been a maramero. Or in other words, a has-been clown. Mang, since he left the mighty Van Halen, TonI Montana Davey has been anything but a rock star. Let's see what has he done while Van Halen got even better with the Red Rocker. He has been a paramedico. Let's see? He is now Mr. DJ Man. Mang, I feel sorry for the cat.

Man, =VH= with Dave was about David Lee Roth because he made it that way. That poor foo was in denial over the fact that Eddie was what made the band go. Roth's pathetico ego couldn't stand that fact. One of them had to go. Looks like =VH= had things working out for the best with Sammy.

Mang, Sammy solidified the band. He took something already great and made it even better. The hard sound he brought to the band like the 7th seal made TonI Montana wanna drive his car fast. You think you all want to make the spic jokes about me driving a Paceror pinto. Mang, are you foolios wrong. TonI Montana's ride is a Chrysler Sebring rag top. Put the top down, call one of my senoritas, give me a bottle of Cabo Wabo and I'm allllllll gooooood.

Hate on me while the ladies be knowin' I'm 2 Sexay. Just ask.

I know I'm Hott,

TonI Montana
Oozing with Machismo;)

[zeronumber]

What is "Van Halen"?

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
Mang,

You mariposas really think your name callin' is funny shit. That's the difference between Toni with a I Montana and all you powder puffs. Before you all get worked up. Lemme tell you something. Mang, I'm not one of those that found this board to talk shit about Davey. Nah, mang. I mean I could relate to him when he was in his heyday and that was a long time ago.

yes, we do think it's funny as shit because you're sitting here being an assclown. ususally when you say "thats the difference" you say why it's different, you didn't say anything to defend your homosexual tendency to spell your name with an i. you're talking shit about him by coming on this board and giving props to the fucker that ruined his band; and no, dave has nothing in common with a latino (because hes jewish) thats a fag (he's straighter than you claim to be)...


Originally posted by Toni Montana
You see mang, lot's of the honeys that I've laid my wood to had a thing for the Dave style sexiness. He wore speedos and thongs and I have to thank him because I admit, I borrowed his fashion style. Believe me, women would be in heat when they saw Hot Latin Heat TonI Montana poolside with my thong swimwear on.

other only two things you've "laid your wood on" are your father and that blow up doll you have sitting right next to you. dude, shut the fuck up with this "i'm so sexy shit." to be quite honest, i really don't give a flying fuck and i don't want to hear about it, men who do that shit have low confidence levels because either they're ugly as shit and haven't been laid in years and they have very small dicks. unfortunatley for you, you suffer from both these conditions and on top of that, you're a fucking idiot...

also, we come to this site to talk about david lee roth and VAN HALEN, not a fucking cheeseburger selling clown that ruined the greatest band ever...


Originally posted by Toni Montana
Eses, Davey was a cool cat when he was around Eduardo. But since he lost that money gig. He has been a maramero. Or in other words, a has-been clown. Mang, since he left the mighty Van Halen, TonI Montana Davey has been anything but a rock star. Let's see what has he done while Van Halen got even better with the Red Rocker. He has been a paramedico. Let's see? He is now Mr. DJ Man. Mang, I feel sorry for the cat.

his name is dave to you jackass, and don't bring eddie into this picture, his life is fucked up as it is without having some queer douchbag saying "what he had" with dave. has been my ass, a successful solo career and basically he gets to do what he wants when he wants and he'll still have fans travel anywhere to see him? that doesn't sound washed up...

we're not going ot get into a debate how "how van hagar got worse" after dave left, its a tired topic. he's been saving peoples lives and doing his own thing. why would you try and condescend a man that could have the potential to save your life? if i was a paramedic, i'd like your goofy ass rot becuase you're just a shitty human being. plain and simple...


Originally posted by Toni Montana
Man, =VH= with Dave was about David Lee Roth because he made it that way. That poor foo was in denial over the fact that Eddie was what made the band go. Roth's pathetico ego couldn't stand that fact. One of them had to go. Looks like =VH= had things working out for the best with Sammy.

it wasn't about him, it was about the music and the band. from day one he promoted that band to the fullest extent, putting himself in the background so VAN HALEN could break out. also, dave pointed eddie in the direction he needed to go. without dave, eddie would be sitting there fucking noodling around on his guitar all day and make everyone lose interest.

things were only "working out" with sammy because he jumped on at the height of the bands popularity. each album after 5150 sold worse than its predecessor, how is that working out better?


Originally posted by Toni Montana
Mang, Sammy solidified the band. He took something already great and made it even better. The hard sound he brought to the band like the 7th seal made TonI Montana wanna drive his car fast. You think you all want to make the spic jokes about me driving a Paceror pinto. Mang, are you foolios wrong. TonI Montana's ride is a Chrysler Sebring rag top. Put the top down, call one of my senoritas, give me a bottle of Cabo Wabo and I'm allllllll gooooood.

Hate on me while the ladies be knowin' I'm 2 Sexay. Just ask.

I know I'm Hott,

TonI Montana
Oozing with Machismo;)

he turned the biggest party band in the world into a fucking bowl of poppy queso. he brought hte hard sound in? my ass, dave wrote a good portoin of 5150, thats why that sounded heavy. sammy didn't do anything "heavy" with the band until 94 or whenever the fuck balance came out, 7 or 8 years after joining hte band; if yo uconsider that "bringing in the hard sound" you're a complete fucking idiot.

i'll hand you that bottle of piss myself and let you drive that car over a fucking cliff. also, don't make this racial, i wasn't cracking racial jokes about you.so fucking what i made fun of your car, get the fuck over it. i was telling you to listen to yourself because a real man does not a) say all the ladies want me (i personally don't give two fucks or think you want women to begin with) b) fuck up the word "man" every time he types it into a computer, mang is how fags talk, plain and simple c) real men DO NOT SPELL THEIR FUCKING NAME WITH AN I!!!

i will continue to hate until you fucking crawl into the soapbox you call a home and fucking die while drinking that piss you call a drink...

keep on oozing your fucking semen...

just get the fuck out of here, in not in the mood to fuck with your bullshit right now...

[Tom Vu]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
... he brought the hard sound in? my ass,
Then why does VH's hardest rock songs are sing by Sammy huh? "Human Being", "Seventh Seal", "Aftershock," and more and more. True they have the pop style songs with Sammy but they also rocking hardest with Sammy. The music with Sammy have a widening range, more diverse, and more versatile.

Note:

Toni. You know, in the last 267 days on the way to make these postings wasn't easy. At first I got lots of discouragement from DLRArmy people and stranger who are loser. You know what these people kept telling me? They kept saying, "Well Tom Vu, you're a crazy nut. Here you are a poor immigrant...Look at all people out there; they're smarter than you, and they're not post about liking Sammy era VH. Who are you to post?" And you know what, I had to keep telling these people every time, I kept saying, "YOU A LOSER! Get out of my way! I make it somehow!"...

And that is what I think you should tell anyone who tell you Sammy era VH is not the best.

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
Then why does VH's hardest rock songs are sing by Sammy huh? "Human Being", "Seventh Seal", "Aftershock," and more and more. True they have the pop style songs with Sammy but they also rocking hardest with Sammy. The music with Sammy have a widening range, more diverse, and more versatile.

cvh's hardest songs are runnin with the devil, atomic punk, on fire, everybody wants some, romeo delight, sinner's swing, UN-FUCKING-CHAINED, and the full bug (i'm sure others can be classified, but i'm not in a mood to think right now)...

you nailed it on the head when you said "Pop" style, because that's what van hagar was, a pop band, how well did FUCK (sammy in the ass) and balance sell when they tried to go in a harder direction after the 5 years of being a straight pop band? they sold horribly compared to the other two aborted albums...


Originally posted by Tom Vu
Note:

Toni. You know, in the last 267 days on the way to make these postings wasn't easy. At first I got lots of discouragement from DLRArmy people and stranger who are loser. You know what these people kept telling me? They kept saying, "Well Tom Vu, you're a crazy nut. Here you are a poor immigrant...Look at all people out there; they're smarter than you, and they're not post about liking Sammy era VH. Who are you to post?" And you know what, I had to keep telling these people every time, I kept saying, "YOU A LOSER! Get out of my way! I make it somehow!"...

And that is what I think you should tell anyone who tell you Sammy era VH is not the best.

loser, HA...

you and that other panocha are going to keep getting discouragement, at least from me. you guys are complete fucking idiots, and not just for liking a bad can of spam; that's the least of your guys' fucking worries: Tom, you may say "i'm millionaire, jealous?" i say i'm not jealous. while i may not have the money, i can at least take pride in the fact that i can see my dick when i beat off, unlike someon how has to use a magnifying glass and a pair of soft tweezers. toni came on here 3 or 4 times acting like a complete cunt, so i treated him as such. if he wants to come back, i'll do it again...

[DavidLeeNatra]

did someone recently ask Who is Sammy Hagar?

[guwapo_rocker]

.

[Terry]

This thread is the most interesting piece of work out of anything that has ever been associated with Hagar.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Terry
This thread is the most interesting piece of work out of anything that has ever been associated with Hagar.

that brings us to the point again that says..."the only interesting thing about sammy hagar is DAVID LEE ROTH"

[Dave's Bitch]

why did itakenoshit get banned?

[Tom Vu]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
...you and that other panocha...
I AM WHAT I EAT.
:eatit:

[Tom Vu]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
did someone recently ask Who is Sammy Hagar?
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a king of rockand roll. I think he is a complete winning best who is dearly continue of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he would forever add and strive up to. Bluntly put he is just an bold energized man who lives in a sensational fantastic world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but jive and sounds like a pack of angels. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar have the same passion. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
why did itakenoshit get banned?

why did others not yet?

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
why did others not yet?

such as???

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
such as???

look at some posts above ;)

[Terry]

Much as I'm against banning, there have definitely been more than a few pro-Hagar nutsacks who have been allowed to roam around for much too long.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Terry
Much as I'm against banning, there have definitely been more than a few pro-Hagar nutsacks who have been allowed to roam around for much too long.

to be honest...I'm totally against banning except for the assholes who spam with pics and try to cause damage to the site. a good flaming war has always been a good solution.

but then it came to the point when nearly EVERY single thread got fucked up by personal issues and wars and couldn't be brought back on topic and that's when the banning became necessary...

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Terry
Much as I'm against banning, there have definitely been more than a few pro-Hagar nutsacks who have been allowed to roam around for much too long.

you mean like Tom Vu?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
you mean like Tom Vu?

he's not even worth the banning...

[Nickdfresh]

Who is Bette Midler?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
he's not even worth the banning...

LOL.he was always the lesser of the "3T's" i thought

[DavidLeeNatra]

have to do it one more time...Who is sammy hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is sammy hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Tom Vu]

No. No. No. Nice try in try to guess who is in the new 3T's lead by me, Terrific Tom Vu. Sorry to disapproving you. But NO. Donny Osmond and Richard Simon are not the new members. As for the picture of Sammy. No. Me and Sammy Hagar and Donny Osmond and Mickel Anthony are not forming this supergroup called VOHA. Get's it? V.O.H.A. That stands in for V(u) O(smond) H(agar) A(nthony). Or better know as VOICE OF HAGAR'S AMERICA!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=589010

There's only 1 way to rocks!

What is understand does not be discuss!

Oh You Ate One Too?!?

[tydhurst]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
No. No. No. Nice try in try to guess who is in the new 3T's lead by me, Terrific Tom Vu. Sorry to disapproving you. But NO. Donny Osmond and Richard Simon are not the new members. As for the picture of Sammy. No. Me and Sammy Hagar and Donny Osmond and Mickel Anthony are not forming this supergroup called VOHA. Get's it? V.O.H.A. That stands in for V(u) O(smond) H(agar) A(nthony). Or better know as VOICE OF HAGAR'S AMERICA!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=589010

There's only 1 way to rocks!

What is understand does not be discuss!

Oh You Ate One Too?!?


HE IS MILLIONAIRE!

MILLIONAIRE!
MILLIONAIRE!
MILLIONAIRE!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by tydhurst
HE IS MILLIONAIRE!

MILLIONAIRE!
MILLIONAIRE!
MILLIONAIRE!

he went to get you some water and he said "I got you some watar", so will you tell him how to be successful?

[thome]

RRllllrrrrrlrlrlrlrlrreeeeecccO MILLIONAIRE Swavaaayyy He Is!
I eat em up like Sushii! iiieeahh RrrrrrICO iiiieeah MILLIONAIRE!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
No. No. No. Nice try in try to guess who is in the new 3T's lead by me, Terrific Tom Vu. Sorry to disapproving you. But NO. Donny Osmond and Richard Simon are not the new members. As for the picture of Sammy. No. Me and Sammy Hagar and Donny Osmond and Mickel Anthony are not forming this supergroup called VOHA. Get's it? V.O.H.A. That stands in for V(u) O(smond) H(agar) A(nthony). Or better know as VOICE OF HAGAR'S AMERICA!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=589010

There's only 1 way to rocks!

What is understand does not be discuss!

Oh You Ate One Too?!?

You people want to ban this guy?:D I think he's a fucking posting genius! Excellent photshop GUWAPO!

[academic punk]

I think it's TOTAL BULLSHIT that itakenoshit was banned!!!

Come on! First of all, did he do ANYTHING that different from what anyone does on this board???

Secondly, my money is that he was an alias, and a pretty fuckin' funny one at that.

Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

All this Bette Midler talk is making me cry........I'm really getting emotional..........somebody get me a tissue.....and a blowup doll.......

[Toni Montana]

[quote]Note:

Toni. You know, in the last 267 days on the way to make these postings wasn't easy. At first I got lots of discouragement from DLRArmy people and stranger who are loser. Ching-chong chang me luv youo looong time[quote]

Note to you gook motherfucker! What just because some chino is a 'Sam afficianado', TonI Montana is suppose to think you cool? No fuckin' way charlie chan. The only thing good about yo' people is the slant-shaped poon that I tanged along the way. But dem almond shaped muffins can't take 2 much of TonI Montana's Latino Heat Missle. Now fuck off Tomas:cato2:

Hola to all the hoochie-poochie fruitie-booties,

Hey before you throw yer crybaby tantrums, lemme speak on this. Mang, TonI Montana didn't drop by this board to diss on poor ol' Davey. Nah, chicos. Davey was kewl once upon a time but that was over 20 years ago. Davey Boy was once a kewl homie but he is a has-been. The Diamond man has-been washed up since '84. CVH ended 2 decades ago. Get over it and keep up with the times.

So you pansies question my machismo cuz I bump Sammy's tunes way past 10? That's da funny part that make TonI Montana laff. Here you feminos are on da nutz of David Weave Roth and you say that Da Rojo Rocker gotz gay music?

Your so called CVH has cuts like Dance the Night Away that's played at proms and you say Sambo is pop? Jump, I'll Wait, Jamie's Cryin' are suppose to be hard rockin' tunes compared to Don't Tell Me and Poundcake? Not even close. Do you realize how stupid you sound when y'all be yellin' 'bout how Van Hagar is pop. Yeah, Van Hagar is pop. Poppin' cherries is what this Lucious Latino was doin' while Van Hagar is cranked up all the way to 11 on the system.

Look you raggedy annies. I like CVH but I can roll wit' the punches and accept change. That's wassup wit' you and Davey Gravey. You are back to the future. CVH gotz sum good jamz but da jamz r sound so '80's and are so '80's.

Datz why Sammy rocks. While El David is feathering his hair like Farra Fawcett, Sammy is giving us no frills, ballz out, crank it up, pedal to the medal drive way too fast music to. Sammy is hard rock. The coo' thang 'bout Sammy solo and Sam Halen is that it can sound retro and yet still sound today. It don't matter what year it is. When you rollin' in yo ride with the top down. Sammy's songs are tunes that you blast.

See chicos and chicas. Dave is da '80s and is 'bout Liberace, glitter and harispray. Sammy Hagar is about loud guitars, chicks and muscle cars.

Don't hate me 'cuz I'm hottttt!~

Luv,

TonI Montana ;)

Sam or the Slam

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
[quote]Note:

Toni. You know, in the last 267 days on the way to make these postings wasn't easy. At first I got lots of discouragement from DLRArmy people and stranger who are loser. Ching-chong chang me luv youo looong time[quote]

Note to you gook motherfucker! What just because some chino is a 'Sam afficianado', TonI Montana is suppose to think you cool? No fuckin' way charlie chan. The only thing good about yo' people is the slant-shaped poon that I tanged along the way. But dem almond shaped muffins can't take 2 much of TonI Montana's Latino Heat Missle. Now fuck off Tomas:cato2:

Hola to all the hoochie-poochie fruitie-booties,

Hey before you throw yer crybaby tantrums, lemme speak on this. Mang, TonI Montana didn't drop by this board to diss on poor ol' Davey. Nah, chicos. Davey was kewl once upon a time but that was over 20 years ago. Davey Boy was once a kewl homie but he is a has-been. The Diamond man has-been washed up since '84. CVH ended 2 decades ago. Get over it and keep up with the times.

So you pansies question my machismo cuz I bump Sammy's tunes way past 10? That's da funny part that make TonI Montana laff. Here you feminos are on da nutz of David Weave Roth and you say that Da Rojo Rocker gotz gay music?
Your so called CVH has cuts like Dance the Night Away that's played at proms and you say Sambo is pop? Jump, I'll Wait, Jamie's Cryin' are suppose to be hard rockin' tunes compared to Don't Tell Me and Poundcake? Not even close. Do you realize how stupid you sound when y'all be yellin' 'bout how Van Hagar is pop. Yeah, Van Hagar is pop. Poppin' cherries is what did Lucious Latino is doin' while Van Hagar is cranked up all the way to 11 on the system.

Look you raggedy annies. I like CVH but I can roll wit' the punches and accept change. That's wassup wit' you and Davey Gravey. You are back to the future. CVH gotz sum good jamz but da jamz r sound so '80's and are so '80's.

Datz why Sammy rocks. While El David is feathering his hair like Farra Fawcett, Sammy is giving us no frills, ballz out, crank it up, pedal to the medal drive way too fast music to. Sammy is hard rock. The coo' thang 'bout Sammy solo and Sam Halen is that it can sound retro and yet still sound today. It don't matter what year it is. When you rollin' in yo ride with the top down. Sammy's songs are tunes that you blast.

See chicos and chicas. Dave is da '80s and is 'bout Liberace, glitter and harispray. Sammy Hagar is about loud guitars, chicks and muscle cars.

Don't hate mecuz I'm hottttt!~

Luv,

TonI Montana ;)

Sam or the Slam

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=494106

[Toni Montana]

What I basically said is that I'm gettin' laid while you foos are jackin' off.;)

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
What I basically said is that I'm gettin' laid while you foos are jackin' off.;)

Uh... yeah, sure.
Here's somethin' to consider:http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=539142

[Snow Ho]

UGGG i've gone so long without having to listen to hagar only right now here at work its playing 'can't drive 55' on the radio. i forgot what a squeaky crackily voice he has. sonofabitch! had to vent...:mad:

[Dave's Bitch]

i hate cant drive 55,that song is kinda stupid

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
What I basically said is that I'm gettin' laid while you foos are jackin' off.;)

What his name?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
i hate cant drive 55,that song is kinda stupid

on redrocker.com they got a video with edited comments, that's some funny stuff, because they say how hagar ruined his own car during the shooting of the video because he couldn't drive for shit... :D

[VHdamaco]

felt like being brave and venturing into the pool of wool eh dln?...

and toni, what's with the avatar? you look like the lead spokesfag for nambla...

[VonHalen]

good song to take a shit to