Today I wanted to bang...

[Golden AWe]

This is the thread where you can tell about the person you know or don't know personally...it may be someone you saw on the street, on the grocery store, at work, at the office...it may be a celebrity, then you'll have to post a photo...it may also be a ROTH army member!!!

Share it with us all here!

Me? Today I wanted to bang a girl I know...I told it to her, but she's been teasing me for a long time, never showing any real interest to do the same! Frustrating!

I also wanted to bang the blonde at the gym...big, nice nose, big, nice knockers.

After that I wanted to bang the cashier lady at the local mini-market...she was giving me the looks!

Your turn, folks.

[Golden AWe]

Oh yeah, this thread is mostly for us desperate - but also for the ones in relationships...when they're looking around and thinking with their genitals!

[Rikk]

I took a three hour exam last night. It was a difficult exam, but I think I aced it. I wrote 19 single spaced pages in three hours. Anyway, as I was taking the exam, this chick I casually knew in the class stretched her legs (wearing a skirt) and I realized I wanted to fuck her. So I sat there, writing constantly for three hours, thinking about fucking the brunette at the next desk.

I still did well on the exam.

[Ally_Kat]

Jake Gyllenhaal



and

Dale jr



But more so Dale Jr.

[The Scatologist]

Originally posted by Rikk
I took a three hour exam last night. It was a difficult exam, but I think I aced it. I wrote 19 single spaced pages in three hours. Anyway, as I was taking the exam, this chick I casually knew in the class stretched her legs (wearing a skirt) and I realized I wanted to fuck her. So I sat there, writing constantly for three hours, thinking about fucking the brunette at the next desk.

I still did well on the exam.

The Next day, Rikk's professor calls him to his desk and asks him why 15 out of 19 pages of his exam is about wanting to bang the brunette at the next desk.

[Golden AWe]

GRATE!!!

This is gonna be a good thread...everybody expressing their extra sexual energy here...cheers!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
The Next day, Rikk's professor calls him to his desk and asks him why 15 out of 19 pages of his exam is about wanting to bang the brunette at the next desk.

LMFAO!!!:p

That thought actually went through my mind. Somewhere in those 19 pages is written: "And the reason the treaty was unsuccessful is because what a hot piece of ass that I want to fuck."

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
GRATE!!!

This is gonna be a good thread...everybody expressing their extra sexual energy here...cheers!!!

Greatest thread idea in Non in a while.

What I especially like about it is its promoting of pure honesty, which is a DUMP trademark.

[Redballjets88]

thats me everyday at work....i serve pizza at the mall...it sux...but every hot girl my age is there so im generally standing there thinking of how hard i was to fuck the girls...one day it will slip out and ill say "how may i fuck you?" and ill get fired but w/e

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
...one day it will slip out and ill say "how may i fuck you?" and ill get fired but w/e

ahahahahahahahah!!!

just do it!!!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Rikk
Greatest thread idea in Non in a while.

What I especially like about it is its promoting of pure honesty, which is a DUMP trademark.

Yesss...let's be honest here. If we were 110% happy with our sex lives and got to have sex EVERY time we wanted, would we spend this much time in front of the labtop...uhhhuhuhuhu

Exactly exactly.

[Redballjets88]

ahahahahahahahah!!!
just do it

this mexican guy i knew used to do it. but he would say it in a really mexican accent and really fast so no one knew what he was doing...im fine with acting like im retarded so i can fuck with the customers

[Golden AWe]

But remember...there's nothing wrong with telling them they look hot...use those words, don't talk about fucking, just pay complimnets, maybe you'll run into one of them later on.

you're only human, you know...if they'll get pissed off because of hearing they look good it's their fault...

[Hardrock69]

Shit man, last night at the Robert Plant concert there were shitloads of hot chicks.....

**me drools**

But I want to fuck THIS GIRL until she rolls her eyes up in her head and starts screaming random gibberish....

[Golden AWe]

Here's who I wanted to bang yesterday...the blonde one!



I met her, for real, at the Audioslave concert last night...the whole story is here:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=23507

The long story cut short, she showed up at the beer drinking area of the hockey arena during the opening band...

She put a cigarette in her mouth, and started looking for her lighter from her bag...before her male mate managed to move a muscle I offered her a light and she thanked me big time with nice curtseys, thank you's and a big smile...

UFF