Make up your own Sammy lyrics!!!

[SweetSecrets]

(Panamark gave me the idea for this thread. He's really good at making fun of Sammy lyrics. I want to see what you guys can come up with! Can't be TOO hard!)

Make up your Sammy lyrics!!! What will be the Sammy song the sheep will love next?

The only rules are:

1) They MUST sound like something Sammy would write...simple lyrics about cheezy stuff like dreams, heaven, standing on top of the world, and showing Eddie and Mikey a REALLY good time.

2) Provide a short description of Eddie's "new age" guitar solo

2) Provide the time frame it took to come up with such shity and simplistic lyrics, and contemplate how stupid the music industry is to pay someone millions of dollars to write lyrics like these.

3) Make sure you give them appropriate credits at the end

Okay....here's mine...
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HEAVENS WAITING

"Oh yea heaven's waiting
My heart is anticipating...
Time can't pass us by..
As long as we know how to fly...

Fly away to a special place
Where we can escape without a trace.
Oh yea!!

Take my hand....
Life is fun with a band.

Wooo Hooo !

Bridge: Shine on ! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On! Shine On ! YEA YEEA! Shine On!

(Eddie's shitty wolfy solo here....no drills on this one...he play it with one finger up his butt)

Oh yea heaven's waiting
Take my hand
Take my hand
Shine On!

.................................................. ..................................................
TIME FRAME: 3 minutes
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lyrics by Spammy Hagar
music by the very old Eddie and Alex Van Halen
Eddie and Sammy's personal ass wiper: Michael Anthony

:D

[academic punk]

Oh, baby
Yeah
Baaaaby
You make my heartlight shine
You let me know what's mine all mine
You're more like tequila than wine
But only time will tell if it's 3-6-9 time

UH!!!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Verse: You believe that my face is crimson red
All the time because of constipation - no!
It's how I get me drunk and overfed
That gives me that ruddy swine's complexion - oh!

Bridge: Oh yeah! Owowow! It's got what it takes, yeah!
Ow! Yeah, oh! Bake me two more steaks, ow! (baby)

Chorus: Spread your wings babe and gimme five
You see I can't drive anymore
Coz I'm way over fifty-five (baby)
And even more sloshed than a boar (yeah!)

Etc.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Um....lets see.....what else rhymes with "jive"?

:D

[mattiew23m]

Face Down

White Sand
Some call it the promise land
Hot Damn
I call it cabo
Woo!
Redheads, its a lovefest
A conquest
just south of the border
woo!


Chorus:
Let me take you down
Mikey you around?
Let me take you down
We'll all be kissing the ground
Face down!
Wooooooooooooo

I Can Feel It

Love comes to me
Like a clock tells time
Are hearts beat as one
Staring at the sun

But can you feel it now?
came together somehow
Come on! yeaaaaaaaaaaa!
I can feel it
I can feel our love

hahahhahahhaa too funny

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Man, if I had a doller for every bad song that rhymes "waiting" and "anticipating". I can imagine Sammy doing it though!

Great thread Secrets! I'll try and come up with something later.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by mattiew23m

Chorus:
Let me take you down
Mikey you around?
Let me take you down
We'll all be kissing the ground
Face down!
Wooooooooooooo


That aint no jive!

[Panamark]

Im in love, and all that jive
Is it love, am I alive
I know its got to be love this time,
its love time, this time, my time.

Baby Baby its love first degree
Im sure you agree, I agree we agree
thats its love and its free
for the love of my jivin baby its me.

Run Run Run away
So fast Im Running off the track
Its love into overdrive
got to get back get back oh Im back..

Higher and Higher, so high we will fly
flyin away as we fly to the sky
into the sky yes we fly to the sky
Im loving you baby, baby lets fly

Let the Love flow in
Cause its love lets begin
to Love with our Love, Im jivin within
Can you feel the love, yes its loving within
dont run run away with my loving again.

LOVE yes its LOVE, my dreamin is LOVE !
Can you tell that its love, cos I know that its love

Baby Baby Baby its LOVE !!

(Slow EVH Synth progression)

Baby Baby Baby its LOVE !!

(another slow EVH synth progression)

Baby Baby Baby its LOVE !!


Repeat and Fade...


There ya go Spamsters, dont say I dont do anything for ya !!

Thats a Van Hagar hit if Ive ever seen one !!

[mattiew23m]

yes, and in the words of spammy "oooh i'm gettin' goose bumps" I think this guys says this about every song he writes. Wait let me rephrase that. I think IT say's that about every song he writes. Its 5:00 am sammy is probably up for breakfast.. LOL Hey Kari Hagar.. Spend one night with dave. Ya know what they say, once you go dave, things will change. Hey sammy, you won't even need to write a song about it. Maybe it already happened. Didn't you wrtie a song called, "things have changed." Ooooh shit wait a minute that was Jesse Harms that wrote that tune. Shit. He must of caught your wife in the back of dave's tour bus, and wrote about it. Then he made you sing about it too, because he realized you were such a dick to your bandmates, by letting them hang to dry while you tried to see if the van hagar thing worked. So, he wrote a song about dave fucking your wife, and how "things have changed" and then he quit your stupid ass band. BTW speaking of jesse harms. Jesse is actually a pretty cool guy. Jesse actually had the pleasure of chillin' and talking with dave during the sam and dave tour. No ill feelings between the two, they've actually worked together :) Micheal Anthony chilled with dave too. Sorry, you didn't get invited sam. But, hey they didn't know if you were a chick or a dude. Ok, i'm tired. I could go on a sammy bash all night



ROTH ON!

[bueno bob]

Here's my Sammy song:

"I know I want you baby
You know you drive me crazy
When you get up in the morning
My day just won't be boring

Bridge:
Ooh, don't you feel my love
Don't it fit like a glove

I used to be without ya
My life was full of jive
But now that I felt your love
Ya know I feel alive

I used to be without ya
And baby, that's no lie
But then ya made me breakfast
And it made me high

Chorus:
You're gonna make me breakfast
I'm gonna give you love
I'm markin' off the checklist
Don't give me the shove

Solo Guitar Break:

Impromptu Vocals:
Oh yeah
Unh
Give it to me
Easy up, now
Yeah
Alright
Unh
Take it on deep
Oh baby
Hey, come on now
Yeah
Unh
Oh yeah
That's it
Unh
That's what I'm talking 'bout
Owwww!
Yeah honey
That's the ticket
RIGHT NOW!!!

Repeat Chorus:

You're gonna make me breakfast
I'm gonna give you love
I'm markin' off the checklist
Don't give me the shove (3x)"

Words: Samuel Roy Hagar
Music: Samuel Roy Hagar

(p)(c) Fuckass music

All copyright infrigement will lead you to a fate of eternal buttfucking by Samuel Roy Hagar in the 9th ring of Hell. All rights reserved.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by bueno bob

Impromptu Vocals:
Oh yeah
Unh
Give it to me
Easy up, now
Yeah
Alright
Unh
Take it on deep
Oh baby
Hey, come on now
Yeah
Unh
Oh yeah
That's it
Unh
That's what I'm talking 'bout
Owwww!
Yeah honey
That's the ticket
RIGHT NOW!!!

Repeat Chorus:



"Wax it on down now" :D :D :D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

One Night With Mike

VERSE 1
I'm such a hypocrit, and everyone agrees
I have some Cabo Wabo, and I am diseased
I got my Cabo Wabo at my local store
It cost $28.99, and I got enough for my failed tour

CHORUS
Mikey, would you like to try some tequila?
All I have is Cabo, it costs $28.99 from your alcohol dealer
Mikey, I like that thing you're doing, but I think you're going too fast
Mikey, let me ram your bass up yo ass
One night with Mike, and we're forever alike

VERSE 2
(oooh)
I'm so morbidly fat, or so my wife said
(oooh)
I look like such a twat, because I dress in red
(oooh)
Why am I so fat, I wish that I was thin
(aaah)
I slag off Diamond Dave, but wish that I was him

CHORUS
Mikey, would you like to try some tequila?
(He has a lot)
All I have is Cabo, it costs $28.99 from your alcohol dealer
(My God, he never stops)
Mikey, I like that thing you're doing, but I think you're going too fast
(Don't ask)
Mikey, let me ram your (bass up yo ass)
One night with Mike, and (they're forever alike)
(Repeat chorus)

(Shitty guitar solo)

VERSE 3
(oooh)
I think we've talked enough, its time to start the love
(oooh)
Mikkey, it'll be heaven on earth, but better than above
(oooh)
I'll cum all over your face, and you can cum on mine
(aaah)
Come on Mike, let our real talents shine

(REAPEAT CHORUS UNTIL FADE)

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
Oh, baby
Yeah
Baaaaby
You make my heartlight shine
You let me know what's mine all mine
You're more like tequila than wine
But only time will tell if it's 3-6-9 time

UH!!!

LOL GOOD ONE

[blueturk]

Come on baby it's time to rock
And if I had one I'd grab my cock

We're gonna rock the Cabo Wabo way
So what if I'm fat and I'm a lousy lay

I need a fucking drink
That's what I need
Come on over here
And let me plant my seed

Hey!!

That's all I could come up with right now...

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by blueturk
Come on baby it's time to rock
And if I had one I'd grab my cock

We're gonna rock the Cabo Wabo way
So what if I'm fat and I'm a lousy lay

I need a fucking drink
That's what I need
Come on over here
And let me plant my seed

Hey!!

That's all I could come up with right now...

HAHA good one..... LMFAO :D

[Dave's Bitch]

sammy and mikey>>>> :blow:

[floyd95]

Oh here it comes again
That funny feelin again winding me up inside
Every time we touch
Hey I don't know
Just tell me where to begin cause I never ever
Felt so much
Chorus 1:
No I can't recall any love at all
Baby this blows 'em all away
Chorus 2:
It's got what it takes
So tell me why can't this be love
Straight from my heart oh tell me why
Can't this be love
I tell myself
Hey only fools rush in an only time will tell
If we stand the test of time
All I know
You've got to run to win an I'll be damned if
I'll get hung up on the line
Chorus 1
Chorus 2
Solo
Chorus 2
Tell me why can't this be love
Baby why can't this be love
Got to know why can't this be love
I wanna know why can't this be love

[floyd95]

I know, I know, you say but floyd95 those are the actual sucky lyrics for the classic suckfest WCTBL...

These lyrics just can't be made worse and besides I was invoking sammy's actual lazy approach to creating lyrics.

So there!

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by floyd95
I know, I know, you say but floyd95 those are the actual sucky lyrics for the classic suckfest WCTBL...

These lyrics just can't be made worse and besides I was invoking sammy's actual lazy approach to creating lyrics.

So there!
aaaaahhhhhhh clever

[John Holmes]

Here's a new Sammy song, for you guys...


MAPLE SYRUP

[Verse]

I tear off my bandana
and I am eating a banana
The sky is clear and blue
and I always think of you

[bridge]

Oooohhhh [ performed with screeching vocals, like nails on a blackboard ]
Baby I drove my Nissan over your dog
Baby I couldn't see with all that fog

[Chorus]

I just took a viagra pill
my cock's hard at will
let me drink straight maple syrup
makes my liver ache and blow up

[ guitar solo by Eddie ]

[OUTRO]

I woke up constipated
my belly's filled to the brim
I need help to drop my guts
gonna take some laxative

[ no rhymes! This is just to show that Sammy not necessarily rhymes his words, 'cause he's a true lyricist and poet!]

Repeat Bridge and Chorus...

Song ends with Michael Anthony boasting a loud fart, after he had broccoli and beans for breakfast.

http://www.abqjournal.com/shock/s_hagar306-19-02.jpg

[John Holmes]

Michael Anthony's breakfast of champions

http://www.antipastos.com/images/broccoli%20beans%20in%20white%20wine%20sauce.jpg

GUARRANTEED 100% to work.

http://www.goodlaughter.com/funny/fun/fart.jpg

Fart like a rockstar! Fart like Michael Anthony.

http://bonnevillesports.com/images/Mike.jpg

Officially Endorsed by Sammy Hagar:

http://www.geekchik.com/images/VanHalen/sammy.jpg

[Polk High]

Right then, we missed it yesterday..

right then, wooo
W/ some hidden messages about tequilla and hot sause.

[Nitro Express]

Heres a good start for Poundcake

Mike has an asshole

Oh, and it feels so right

It's dirty and simple, nice and tight

[Terry]

Let's give it a shot:

Title - Can't Stop Rockin' (note apostrophe and omission of 'g' in
'rocking', thus signifying that the song
will REALLY kick ass, Cabo-style)

Sung in the key of E fat

Pre-1st verse banter - All right! Kick it!! Woooo! That's how we do it!

1st verse - Gettin' older, still not slowin' down
Not lookin' over my shoulder, ain't takin' no runaround
Don't gimme no jive, ain't takin' no flak
Cuz' I'm feelin' so alive, there ain't no lookin' back

2nd verse - Gonna head down south, that's where I'm gonna go
Little cantina south of LA, a place you might know
We crank out the good times, crank 'em up and slam 'em down
Celebratin', party-time, ain't no way you're gonna frown

Chorus - Can't Stop Rockin'!!Hey!! Every night, just laying it on the line
Can't Stop Rockin'!!Hey!! South of the border, we call it party-
ti-i-i-i-ime!
Can't Stop Rockin'!!Hey!! When I'm with a girl like you!!
Can't Stop Rockin'!!Good God!!I know this love is true!!!!

spoken: oh yeah......uh! let's get back, get back...let me tell all 'bout
it, I say....

3rd verse - When we start to rock, better step back and cut it loose
Don't need no special reason, hey man, ain't got no excuse
Doin' it up, Cabo Time. Count it off, one, two, three
Don't worry 'bout tomorrow, tonight it's just you and me

Chorus

Now it's time for Eddie to tell us what it's all about!!

Guitar solo - Pinched harmonic, whammy bar dive, random
two-handed tapping (out-of-key), ascending trill
on high E string, starting at 12th fret, ending at 21st
Low, open E string plucked, tremolo dive

One more time!!!!

Chorus

[SweetSecrets]

These are awesome!

It just reaks of Sammy in here!

I really didn't expect people to spend time on this thread.

This rocks....or (my bad) sucks! :)

[SweetSecrets]

"THE EAGLES WING"

Go Go Go! Run with the music.
Let it take you.
Take you higher
and higher
so high
to the sky
Run with the music.

Take me like an angel
To the sky so high
I can fly
Like your angel
baby yea
whooo hooo
oh yea
I can fly

Tomorrow let's go and try
Try to fly to the sky
Up so high like an eagle
Take me for a ride
Yeah hey
so high
fly eagle!

(Eddie's shitty solo here)

Take me now
Higher and higher and higher and higher and higher and higher and higher and higher and higher and higher
Dream with me baby
whoo hoo.

All lyrics by Spam Hagar
Music by Alex and Eddie Sell out Halen
Bass chops from Mikey

copyright not needed

[Vinnie Velvet]

Here's one:

"LOVE"
-----------

I wake up
Smell the air
I feel myself cave in

I wanna love
But its not fair

Take me to the stars
Oh baby, take me to the heavens
Only Love can make it happen

So Love Me Love
Yeah, oh yeah
Love Me Love

Take Me to the stars
And Love Me Love

Oh, Love

I travel across to the other side
Jive talkin' my way around
Talking like there's no tommorrow
I felt my love line slide

Take Me to the stars
Oh baby, baby, to the heavens
And only Love can make it happen

So, Love Me Love
Yeah, Dig It!!
Love Me Love

L--O--V--E

Luvy Dovey
Luvey Dovey....

Love....

[fatmanwalking]

This took me honestly 5 minutes
Wrote it about Sam's alien friends that took him away in the 70's and inspired Love Walks In.




Looking up at the stars
I wonder where you are
You downloaded my brain
And now I am not the same

Uhhh

I want to fly high, higher than an eagle
With my Alien Friends who look like Smeogle
I can see your star, can almost touch it now
Will you show me how?

I need some Grey Alien Love
We fit together like a good glove
Take me away so far away
I can touch it now and will never be the same

That's right
I want to fly high, higher than an eagle
With my Alien Friends who look like Smeogle
I can see your star, can almost touch it now
Will you show me how?


If you happen to take me once again
Would you mind if I bring a friend?
He plays a mean bass and his name is Mike
Has cute hair plugs and his ass is tight

Ohh yeah
I want to fly high, higher than an eagle
With my Alien Friends who look like Smeogle
I can see your star, can almost touch it now
Will you show me how?

[SweetSecrets]

Probed

Oh yea....the lights were bright
I feel it now it is so very tight
Go away you strange looking creature
I am not your special feature

Big black eyes looking into me
Let me be free
Let me be free
Wooo Hooo
Is it just a dream

Closed are my doors
You come through the floors
Penetrating me yea
Penetrating me
Is it just a dream

Leave me alone
Don't call me on the phone
Let me dream in peace
Let me dream

whooooooooo hooooooo
Don't take me higher
Wooooooo hooooooo
dont' take me higher


Lyrics by sammy

(solo with his gay red guitar)