I Miss ELVIS

[Phil theStalker]

Did he git arrested?

Is he being bonked in da butt by his cell mate, Bubba?

He's such a nice guy, funny.

Where is he?

[LoungeMachine]

Witness Protection Program

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Witness Protection Program

What'd he do this time? Fire-bomb a Mosque?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
What'd he do this time? Fire-bomb a Mosque?

How was he supposed to know flammable and inflammable meant the same thing

[Seshmeister]

I think he turned into a religious nutcase or something.



Hmmm,

[Redballjets88]

he was swallowed by a whale vagina

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I think he turned into a religious nutcase or something.



Hmmm,

Actually, I have not been In church quite as much as I was...

At one point I was very involved with this really cute 25 year old chick, but lately I have been dating this 42 year old local pediatrician who never had children of her own...

She's really nice, and cute as well...

I yanked my home internet connection in hopes of persuing real life, or as Jesus says, life more abundantly...

BTW, the pediatrician is also a christian, the young girl is not...


Pray for me...




Greg

[DrMaddVibe]

Can we get a right-wing mod then?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Can we get a right-wing mod then?

I Nominate Big Bad Brie

Just imagine the " I can close threads faster than you can" wars between him and Fordo

Seriously, he'd make a good mod in here

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Can we get a right-wing mod then?

Can we git a mod wit big tits? huh

[Nickdfresh]

Dr. LOVE is right-wing.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Dr. LOVE is right-wing.

I don't have any wings.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
I don't have any wings.

No PHIL.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
No PHIL.

Da right and da left wings.

They are broken wings.

There is only O1NE wing now, da CORPORATE wing.

America is FINISHED.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Can we get a right-wing mod then?

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I Nominate Big Bad Brie

Just imagine the " I can close threads faster than you can" wars between him and Fordo

Seriously, he'd make a good mod in here

I concur.

To be fair, I rarely ever agreed with ELVIS on anything, but he was a good Mod here when he showed up. If he has indeed yanked his home internet connection because he's getting regular pussy, then perhaps he should take a que from Justice O'Conner. I really think Mods should have to show up to their forum on a regular basis, and not just wear the title as an epaulette on their user ID.