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Blew his balls right off the map.
Take a moment and think about how that must have felt, why don't you.
Happy July 4th.
Take a moment and think about how that must have felt, why don't you.
Happy July 4th.
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Don't give Max any ideas...he's on a path of self-destruction.
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White -
After reading the title for this thread, I had hoped it would be a holiday limerick....I'm slightly disappointed.Comment
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We used to put them on turltes.Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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There once was guy from takin a napOriginally posted by Bill Clinton
After reading the title for this thread, I had hoped it would be a holiday limerick....I'm slightly disappointed.
We put a cherry bomb in his lap
He stood when awoke
And through the thickening smoke
We could see that we caused quite a flap
[best I can do before coffee
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Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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we used to put the little fire crackers in frog's mouthsOriginally posted by LoungeMachine
We used to put them on turltes.“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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Originally posted by diamondsgirl
we used to put the little fire crackers in frog's mouths
:eek: :eek: :eek:
that's horrible.
See, I never actually abused turtles, I was just pushing A/P's buttons, because he is a turtlephile.
He takes sexual advantage of underage, unsuspecting turtles, WITHOUT their prior consent [and that's just wrong]
Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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BULLSHIT!!!Originally posted by LoungeMachine
He takes sexual advantage of underage, unsuspecting turtles, WITHOUT their prior consent [and that's just wrong]
That turtle was 102 years old! No way was that turtle underage!Comment
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As for DG...you're a sick fuck.Comment
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Hey, in her defense, she only Blew UP frogs, not blew themOriginally posted by academic punk
As for DG...you're a sick fuck.
102 my ass.
I saw here pic.
That bitch wasnt a day over 80
Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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HA! Shows what YOU know!Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hey, in her defense, she only Blew UP frogs, not blew them
102 my ass.
I saw here pic.
That bitch wasnt a day over 80
I don't know what turtle you're looking at, but mine was MALE!!!
Take that!!!Comment
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LMFAOOriginally posted by academic punk
HA! Shows what YOU know!
I don't know what turtle you're looking at, but mine was MALE!!!
Take that!!!
Iced coffee through the nose....
Thanks for that. It stings.
Originally posted by KristyOriginally posted by cadaverdogComment
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I already blew up a black cat in my hand on Friday...
Drunk again, the reflexes aint what thay used to be... LOL
"I was playin with explosives and all I got was this lousy blister and a numb thumb."
Showin off in front of the kids aint what it used to be. ROFLFuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtimeComment
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a cat???!Originally posted by DlocRoth
I already blew up a black cat in my hand on Friday...
thats worse than my frog any day of the week!
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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