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flappo
07-03-2005, 05:21 PM
ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS

:)

do join up

hahahaha!

Phil theStalker
07-03-2005, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by flappo
TITS FAKING HILARRYOUS

:)

doo join app

haahaahaahaa !!
I cun't join up, yoo fakking utter bastard..

why doo yoo toormental mme like dis and dat? huh

mmy exotic tale off intrigueg and bi-sexual romance

yoo utter bastTARD..


=PtS=
:spank:

flappo
07-04-2005, 04:31 AM
fuck ,that was soooo funny

:)

best thing i've ever seen on the net

hahaha , joe wiped the fucking floor with him

it was painful

hahaah

flappo
07-04-2005, 04:32 AM
Riddler, if what you said about being able to bench 500 as a teenager is even remotely true, then I feel really bad for you. You'd think with that kind of strength you could have had a great wrestling career, or you could have been a pro bodybuilder, or you could have gotten a football scholarship to the university of your choice- possibly even an NFL career.

Instead you became a corpulent Internet troll that works on cars in the middle of butt-fucking-nowhere.

You blew it, dude. Like so many of the 60 billion human beings that have existed on this planet, you squandered your potential.

Did you get an injury? A personal tragedy? Just didn't give a shit?

Or did you just make the whole thing up?

I don't think I've ever seen anyone's life laid bare like yours was in this thread. And, amazingly, you brought it entirely upon yourself.

flappo
07-04-2005, 04:33 AM
Originally Posted by The Riddler
Rogan likes to reduce everything down to some fucking common scientific denominator, where all we consist of is electrical pulses and soft tissue......

Then he goes into his hippy schtick, where we're all cosmic energy living on a psychic plane of conciousness on a universal radio or some shit.....

Then he gets out his money and says he's some fucking perfect Darwinian example of human dominance.....when all he is is a fucking game show host who got lucky with a gig.

I swear to God the fucker is going crazy!

Joe:

Yeah, I got lucky. Over and over again.
I got lucky to become 4 time Massachusetts tae kwon do champion, and I got lucky when I won the US open.

I got lucky when I struggled for years doing stand up at open mic nights and bachelor parties.
I got lucky when I went out for auditions, and I performed better than all the other people competing for the role of the handyman on newsradio.

I got lucky when I did the same thing again when I was auditioning to host fear factor.
I got lucky that my personality was perfect for propelling fear factor into the position it is in as one of the most successful reality shows of all time, the only reality show ever that's syndicated and has a theme park ride created after it.

I get lucky every night that I perform my material with just the right energy and enthusiasm and humor that causes the audience to laugh in hysterics.

But you know how I REALLY got lucky?

I got lucky that I didn't become a fat, delusional, simple minded dick head that has a distorted sense of self worth.

I got really fucking lucky that I'm not YOU.

flappo
07-04-2005, 04:34 AM
KA FUCKING BOOM!!!

:D

flappo
07-04-2005, 04:36 AM
Originally Posted by The Riddler
I was introduced to the Rogan Board by hitch1969©.......

I was promptly banned by Rogan for spamming the board, but he then allowed me back in after a heartfelt apology that I wrote to him.

I'm not saying Rogan is an asshole.....I'm just saying that on family issues I think he has a fucked-up view. Now it's turned into a life achievement apples to oranges comparo.

Rogan:
For the last time, you fucking short sighted, mediocre man with a distorted perception of reality; your fucking kid is nothing more than a biological organism. Just like a chipmunk or a fucking whino. It's alive because you found a girl that was so lost and desperate that she let a fucking sloth like you stick your dick inside of her.
Your kid is going to die someday, just like you, and just like me.
You mean nothing.
No one does.
Your breeding doesn't make you special, and your claiming that it somehow makes your life less "empty" shows how pathetic and short sighted you really are.

Now quick, go post another 2003 car you just "built" to let us know you're not a fucking loser.

Phil theStalker
07-04-2005, 07:03 AM
You must like spreading sumo1ne's humilation all ova da Intwatnet..


:spank:
ps oh and by-the-way, Ray Romano beat EVERYO1NE out f4or da News Radio geek job. He wuz t2oo busy getting rich t2o do dat gig so they picked Joey, because they LOVED RAYMOND and Joey LOOKED like Ray. Dat's da true story behind da story. Tit's not da drugs and booze and women. Joe's just lying here.

I COULDN'T DO NEWS RADIO CAUSE I WAS WINNING THESE!
AND I'M BUYING MY FOURTH HOUSE

Golden AWe
07-04-2005, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by flappo
But you know how I REALLY got lucky?

I got lucky that I didn't become a fat, delusional, simple minded dick head that has a distorted sense of self worth.

I got really fucking lucky that I'm not YOU.


uhuhuhuhuhhu

my new hero

DLR7884
07-05-2005, 10:55 AM
Sorry, gotta move this to NON.

DLR7884
Enjoy!

Nickdfresh
02-07-2013, 04:17 PM
Bump!

Hardrock69
02-07-2013, 04:38 PM
Where the hell is Golden Awe? He hasn't been around for quite awhile...

Seshmeister
02-07-2013, 04:44 PM
I think he got POWNED®©™ by a woman.

Cuntstruck®©™ and pussified.

That's just my theory though I have no info whatsoever. :)

Nickdfresh
02-07-2013, 04:47 PM
I cunt find theRiddler there anywhere...

Hardrock69
02-07-2013, 04:50 PM
Ah well.....mebbe some day GA's woman will let him off his leash long enough to post here again....

Matt White
02-07-2013, 06:49 PM
HOCKEY SEASON

GA has some other things to do these days!

Good heavens! He must have taken GRIMSDALE with him!!!

jhale667
02-07-2013, 07:42 PM
Where the hell is Golden Awe? He hasn't been around for quite awhile...

He's still on the Facey-Space occasionally...

ZahZoo
02-08-2013, 11:18 AM
Grimsdale is dead...

Coyote
02-08-2013, 11:52 AM
He's still on the Facey-Space occasionally...

Wife and kids do that...

PETE'S BROTHER
02-08-2013, 11:56 AM
Wife and kids do that...

you do too:tongue0011:

gbranton
02-08-2013, 02:48 PM
Benching 500 is nothing special, every gym in America has at least 2 or 3 guys who can do it.

Don't get me wrong, it's impressive and takes some hard work but it doesn't mean you are a special human.

Nickdfresh
02-08-2013, 02:55 PM
Benching 500 is nothing special, every gym in America has at least 2 or 3 guys who can do it.

Don't get me wrong, it's impressive and takes some hard work but it doesn't mean you are a special human.

And it means you're a guy who spends a lot of time in the gym...

chefcraig
02-08-2013, 06:44 PM
“Excuse me if this is off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press.”

http://img1.imagehousing.com/36/e6b998a11466bf7ee5416d510ea5bfce.jpg (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/1101849)

Seshmeister
02-08-2013, 09:12 PM
And it means you're a guy who spends a lot of time in the gym...

Looking at other guys bodies and at yourself in the mirror.

A lot.

Good luck to them but I find the serious gym guys are a bit fucking odd.

Terry
02-08-2013, 09:22 PM
Looking at other guys bodies and at yourself in the mirror.

A lot.

Good luck to them but I find the serious gym guys are a bit fucking odd.

I recall some standup comic who said that gym rats can build up all the muscles except the one that really matters, and that muscle ends up looking smaller in comparison. Meanwhile, the comedian, who has a scrawny build, looks well-built in that area by comparison.

The comedian then went on to say that while these muscle heads are constantly in the gym working out, he's out somewhere fucking their wives/girlfriends.