Do CVH Fans Know What Time It Is?

[Toni Montana]

A shout out to prissy sissys!

The clock has struck midnite and Davey Boy Roth is no longer the lead muchacho for =VH= no more.

Hey sleeping beauties. I'm gonna break the newz to ya slowly, so don't have a heart attack okay?...

It's No Longer Nine-teen Eighty-Four. Since all of you time deprived goobers been on the nutz of one Mr. David Weave Roth. Time has moved on and so has the might =VH=.

Since you've all been in a Davey Roth jizz induced coma. Time went on. 1984 came and went and turn the hands of time two years into the future the nombre was no longer 1984 but 5150.

In 1986, as soon as the opening verse of Hello Baby! boomed out of speakers around the world, =VH= was officially in overdrive.

Gravy Davy was no longer Edward's sidekick found out how tough life was without =VH=. While Ed, Sam, Alex and Mikey went on to #1 albums and were kings of the mountain. Poor ol' Dave played to half-full casinos, bingo halls and state fairs. He wanted to play my backyard pool parties but flipped his wig when he saw my hunnies in the bikinis;).

With each album DLR and his Army of 14,000 kool-dave drinkin' worhshippers eventually got Hard Rock's Liberace's solo album sales up to the total of 99,000 combined. The sales would have been 6 figures but one buyer returned it because he bought it by accident.:D

CVH ended in 1984. During the past few years. Ed and Sammy out of the kindness of their hearts try to give Rothy a shot at past glory but to no avail. Edward gave him a shot on the Best of albums but Diamond Dave's voice was shot. Even the Red Rocker let Dave tour with him in 2002 on the Sam and Dave tour because even Sammy knew Dave would never see the crowds like he did with =VH=.

Hey chicos and chicas. I don't hate David~ and now that I've seen more of this board, I'm startin' to like this place. I'm feelin' right at home.

So goobers, go back to jackin' off. And you ladies. Take a number.

I came.

I saw.

and

I came again.

Much Luv,

TonI Montana

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
A shout out to prissy sissys!

The clock has struck midnite and Davey Boy Roth is no longer the lead muchacho for =VH= no more.

Hey sleeping beauties. I'm gonna break the newz to ya slowly, so don't have a heart attack okay?...

It's No Longer Nine-teen Eighty-Four. Since all of you time deprived goobers been on the nutz of one Mr. David Weave Roth. Time has moved on and so has the might =VH=.

Since you've all been in a Davey Roth jizz induced coma. Time went on. 1984 came and went and turn the hands of time two years into the future the nombre was no longer 1984 but 5150.

In 1986, as soon as the opening verse of Hello Baby! boomed out of speakers around the world, =VH= was officially in overdrive.

Gravy Davy was no longer Edward's sidekick found out how tough life was without =VH=. While Ed, Sam, Alex and Mikey went on to #1 albums and were kings of the mountain. Poor ol' Dave played to half-full casinos, bingo halls and state fairs. He wanted to play my backyard pool parties but flipped his wig when he saw my hunnies in the bikinis;).

With each album DLR and his Army of 14,000 kool-dave drinkin' worhshippers eventually got Hard Rock's Liberace's solo album sales up to the total of 99,000 combined. The sales would have been 6 figures but one buyer returned it because he bought it by accident.:D

CVH ended in 1984. During the past few years. Ed and Sammy out of the kindness of their hearts try to give Rothy a shot at past glory but to no avail. Edward gave him a shot on the Best of albums but Diamond Dave's voice was shot. Even the Red Rocker let Dave tour with him in 2002 on the Sam and Dave tour because even Sammy knew Dave would never see the crowds like he did with =VH=.

Hey chicos and chicas. I don't hate David~ and now that I've seen more of this board, I'm startin' to like this place. I'm feelin' right at home.

So goobers, go back to jackin' off. And you ladies. Take a number.

I came.

I saw.

and

I came again.

Much Luv,

TonI Montana

Thanks for the news flash SHEEP:

http://www.minoritynurse.com/vitalsigns/images/dec03-5a.jpg

[fryingdutchman]

Shouldn't you be rubbing one out to an Enrique Iglesias song right about now?

Move along, you worthless turd. Your boy Sammy is a fraud, and everybody knows it. And he's done....completely done. Except for playing to his tequila soaked crowds of 25 people at your local pub....it's over.

While we're at it, you say that "time has moved on and so has the mighty VH." How exactly has VH "moved on?" By putting out three shitty cookie cutter songs and going on a bullshit tour that lost more money than a Brinks truck with the back doors open?

Feel free to elaborate on your horseshit statements when you get a few minutes to put the weedwacker and the leafblower down.

[Panamark]

Toni !! Tom VU needs you, his Three T's have been severley depleted !

Requirements

- Name starting with "T"
- Overtly Gay
- Sammy Fan


Dude, this is a no brainer. PM Tom VU Immediately !!!

[Terry]

Just get this jackass outta here.

Mod his ass, along with every other pro-Hagar asshole, right off this site.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
A shout out to prissy sissys!

The clock has struck midnite and Davey Boy Roth is no longer the lead muchacho for =VH= no more.

Hey sleeping beauties. I'm gonna break the newz to ya slowly, so don't have a heart attack okay?...

It's No Longer Nine-teen Eighty-Four. Since all of you time deprived goobers been on the nutz of one Mr. David Weave Roth. Time has moved on and so has the might =VH=.

Since you've all been in a Davey Roth jizz induced coma. Time went on. 1984 came and went and turn the hands of time two years into the future the nombre was no longer 1984 but 5150.

In 1986, as soon as the opening verse of Hello Baby! boomed out of speakers around the world, =VH= was officially in overdrive.

Gravy Davy was no longer Edward's sidekick found out how tough life was without =VH=. While Ed, Sam, Alex and Mikey went on to #1 albums and were kings of the mountain. Poor ol' Dave played to half-full casinos, bingo halls and state fairs. He wanted to play my backyard pool parties but flipped his wig when he saw my hunnies in the bikinis;).

With each album DLR and his Army of 14,000 kool-dave drinkin' worhshippers eventually got Hard Rock's Liberace's solo album sales up to the total of 99,000 combined. The sales would have been 6 figures but one buyer returned it because he bought it by accident.:D

CVH ended in 1984. During the past few years. Ed and Sammy out of the kindness of their hearts try to give Rothy a shot at past glory but to no avail. Edward gave him a shot on the Best of albums but Diamond Dave's voice was shot. Even the Red Rocker let Dave tour with him in 2002 on the Sam and Dave tour because even Sammy knew Dave would never see the crowds like he did with =VH=.

Hey chicos and chicas. I don't hate David~ and now that I've seen more of this board, I'm startin' to like this place. I'm feelin' right at home.

So goobers, go back to jackin' off. And you ladies. Take a number.

I came.

I saw.

and

I came again.

Much Luv,

TonI Montana

Is there a point to all this nonsense...
Everyone knows Dave will always be VH...ASSCLOWN:mad:

[Matt White]

He's more like Toni Basil!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!


Nancy Boy!!!


Oh wait....has the SHEEP PEM MOB jumped the gun here?!? Should this "newbie" be given more lattitude to express himself?!?

HHmmmmmm.........

[Bill Lumbergh]

Attack of the aliases.............AGAIN!

[Vinnie Velvet]

:rolleyes:

[WABOi]

I was going to say, if I open this and it says "Time to get up for Breakfast" or I'm going to die!

"It's" just "about" motherfucking party "time"! That's what time it is here.

[W*NK*R]

"Since you've all been in a Davey Roth jizz induced coma."

We wish. (Ha Ha)

Thanks for sharing your pointless opinion. You can't convert us, because you are the weak minded one.

[frets5150]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
A shout out to prissy sissys!

The clock has struck midnite and Davey Boy Roth is no longer the lead muchacho for =VH= no more.

Hey sleeping beauties. I'm gonna break the newz to ya slowly, so don't have a heart attack okay?...

It's No Longer Nine-teen Eighty-Four. Since all of you time deprived goobers been on the nutz of one Mr. David Weave Roth. Time has moved on and so has the might =VH=.

Since you've all been in a Davey Roth jizz induced coma. Time went on. 1984 came and went and turn the hands of time two years into the future the nombre was no longer 1984 but 5150.

In 1986, as soon as the opening verse of Hello Baby! boomed out of speakers around the world, =VH= was officially in overdrive.

Gravy Davy was no longer Edward's sidekick found out how tough life was without =VH=. While Ed, Sam, Alex and Mikey went on to #1 albums and were kings of the mountain. Poor ol' Dave played to half-full casinos, bingo halls and state fairs. He wanted to play my backyard pool parties but flipped his wig when he saw my hunnies in the bikinis;).

With each album DLR and his Army of 14,000 kool-dave drinkin' worhshippers eventually got Hard Rock's Liberace's solo album sales up to the total of 99,000 combined. The sales would have been 6 figures but one buyer returned it because he bought it by accident.:D

CVH ended in 1984. During the past few years. Ed and Sammy out of the kindness of their hearts try to give Rothy a shot at past glory but to no avail. Edward gave him a shot on the Best of albums but Diamond Dave's voice was shot. Even the Red Rocker let Dave tour with him in 2002 on the Sam and Dave tour because even Sammy knew Dave would never see the crowds like he did with =VH=.

Hey chicos and chicas. I don't hate David~ and now that I've seen more of this board, I'm startin' to like this place. I'm feelin' right at home.

So goobers, go back to jackin' off. And you ladies. Take a number.

I came.

I saw.

and

I came again.

Much Luv,

TonI Montana

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
He's more like Toni Basil!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!


Nancy Boy!!!


Oh wait....has the SHEEP PEM MOB jumped the gun here?!? Should this "newbie" be given more lattitude to express himself?!?

HHmmmmmm.........

nope you are doing a fine job...i say throw this FUCKER in the pen and lock the gate so he can't get out :D

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by frets5150


hey that looks like Eddie in about 10 yearz:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by WABOi
I was going to say, if I open this and it says "Time to get up for Breakfast" or I'm going to die!

"It's" just "about" motherfucking party "time"! That's what time it is here.

Fab alias.
:rolleyes:

[bobgnote]

Here's a candidate for Bill and Ted re-runs. Sit in there and WATCH. The ted character is a Dave-Sammy comp, younger Penn's only or best known movie role. See the MACHINE (with Ludwig VAN, man!)? It is a DUPE-tracker organ.

Sammy has this going on, in his band, NO doubt, corporate hair-boy worshippers.:D

[frets5150]

:p

[frets5150]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
hey that looks like Eddie in about 10 yearz:D


:p

[Toni Montana]

[quote] Toni !! Tom VU needs you, his Three T's have been severley depleted !

Requirements

- Name starting with "T"
- Overtly Gay
- Sammy Fan


Dude, this is a no brainer. PM Tom VU Immediately !!!

[Post #4][quote]
What? What da fuck is a 3 T? Chu think you funny by sayin' dat TonI Montana should be runnin' with a yellow belly chinito chink bastard. Fuck no! I don't trust those sneaky jap bastardos. I don't trust dem wit' my laundry and I don't trust 'em wit' my food. You notice how chinese restaurants never take out the basura (trash)?

Now for all you starlites starbrites. Where do you get off callin' or even thinkin' that TonI Montana is a joto?

Look mang, I don't mean to make fun of DDLR. Like I says. He was cool in the day and that I give to him. But hasn't he become a parody of himself? Hey, so I be statin' the truth and all of a sudden the insults start cummin'.

I ain't no tonto and I know this is a DLR site. Shit mang, I just didn't know that Da Red Rocker was the star of this site.

I like CVH but I want to cruise my ride or blast my system with good ol' fashion rock & roll. If I wanna see hong kong fooey, I'll watch Bruce Lee. If I wanna see gymnastics, I'll watch Mary Lou. If I wanna watch Paul Stanley, I'll watch KISS. Unfortuantely those are the things Davy Baby be givin' us as =VH= frontman.

Sammy is about loud music, good tequila and a great time. He's got pipes that shatter glass. He hitz the high no other. Even his raps in between songs are good.

The Rojo Rocker is standard of hard rock frontman. He don't lose anything live and he involves the audience. Look at when he does Panama live. He makes the fans part of the show. "I'll get her and her and her and her." while pointing out the hunnies in the crowd.

Even the =VH= hermanos, Alejandro and Eduardo know Sammy is the best representation for their band. It's Sammy's version of Jump and Panama of the Best of Both Worlds. Why would they put a inferior version on it?

Mang, I don't want no drama with you annabellas. This Hot Latino Missle knowz rock. I gotz the facts and I gotz the numbers when it cums to this old Dave vs Sammy dillema. Hey boys, it ain't a fair debate. Don't waste your time and mines. Me debating you numbnuts will be like giving a man knifes in a gun fight.

That's Hott! No that's TonI,

TonI Montana;)

Sam

or the

Slam

[tydhurst]

Oh... This is some fuckrag from the Spammy Hagar forums. He's enjoying posting without getting censored. I would too.

Dave is a parody of himself?

THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS SAM?

A BIG FAT TEQUILA SALESMAN WHO STILL MAKES MEDIOCRE BUTT-ROCK!

[Golden AWe]

boooooring

and something them sheeps have used to believe since forever...

bwahahaha

fucking morons

[diamondsgirl]

A little coloring exercise for Toni Montana...try to stay in the lines

[Tom Vu]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
[quote]
What? What da fuck is a 3 T? Chu think you funny by sayin' dat TonI Montana should be runnin' with a %#$@!*&^!!!!!!!!!.......


Tom Vu Say: open the refrigerator.
toni montana opens the refrigerator.


Tom Vu Say: Take out the Coke.
toni montana takes out the Coke.


Tom Vu Say: Drink the Coke.
toni montana drinks the Coke. :gulp:


Tom Vu Say:

HA! HA!

ME CHINESE.

ME PLAY JOKE.

ME PUT PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE! :monekyr:


:cato2: \m/\m/!!!

[Panamark]

Ssshhh TOM ! Dont give away Sammy's Tequila recipe !!! :eek:

[tydhurst]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
Tom Vu Say: open the refrigerator.
toni montana opens the refrigerator.


Tom Vu Say: Take out the Coke.
toni montana takes out the Coke.


Tom Vu Say: Drink the Coke.
toni montana drinks the Coke. :gulp:


Tom Vu Say:

HA! HA!

ME CHINESE.

ME PLAY JOKE.

ME PUT PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE! :monekyr:


:cato2: \m/\m/!!!


Good one MILLIONAIRE!

GET ON YOUR CAR, COME TO THE SEMINAR!

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
A shout out to prissy sissys!

The clock has struck midnite and Davey Boy Roth is no longer the lead muchacho for =VH= no more.

Hey sleeping beauties. I'm gonna break the newz to ya slowly, so don't have a heart attack okay?...

It's No Longer Nine-teen Eighty-Four. Since all of you time deprived goobers been on the nutz of one Mr. David Weave Roth. Time has moved on and so has the might =VH=.

Since you've all been in a Davey Roth jizz induced coma. Time went on. 1984 came and went and turn the hands of time two years into the future the nombre was no longer 1984 but 5150.

In 1986, as soon as the opening verse of Hello Baby! boomed out of speakers around the world, =VH= was officially in overdrive.

Gravy Davy was no longer Edward's sidekick found out how tough life was without =VH=. While Ed, Sam, Alex and Mikey went on to #1 albums and were kings of the mountain. Poor ol' Dave played to half-full casinos, bingo halls and state fairs. He wanted to play my backyard pool parties but flipped his wig when he saw my hunnies in the bikinis;).

With each album DLR and his Army of 14,000 kool-dave drinkin' worhshippers eventually got Hard Rock's Liberace's solo album sales up to the total of 99,000 combined. The sales would have been 6 figures but one buyer returned it because he bought it by accident.:D

CVH ended in 1984. During the past few years. Ed and Sammy out of the kindness of their hearts try to give Rothy a shot at past glory but to no avail. Edward gave him a shot on the Best of albums but Diamond Dave's voice was shot. Even the Red Rocker let Dave tour with him in 2002 on the Sam and Dave tour because even Sammy knew Dave would never see the crowds like he did with =VH=.

Hey chicos and chicas. I don't hate David~ and now that I've seen more of this board, I'm startin' to like this place. I'm feelin' right at home.

So goobers, go back to jackin' off. And you ladies. Take a number.

I came.

I saw.

and

I came again.

Much Luv,

TonI Montana

*yawns*

*crickets chirp*

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Toni Montana
[quote] Toni !! Tom VU needs you, his Three T's have been severley depleted !

Requirements

- Name starting with "T"
- Overtly Gay
- Sammy Fan


Dude, this is a no brainer. PM Tom VU Immediately !!!

[Post #4][quote]
What? What da fuck is a 3 T? Chu think you funny by sayin' dat TonI Montana should be runnin' with a yellow belly chinito chink bastard. Fuck no! I don't trust those sneaky jap bastardos. I don't trust dem wit' my laundry and I don't trust 'em wit' my food. You notice how chinese restaurants never take out the basura (trash)?

Now for all you starlites starbrites. Where do you get off callin' or even thinkin' that TonI Montana is a joto?

Look mang, I don't mean to make fun of DDLR. Like I says. He was cool in the day and that I give to him. But hasn't he become a parody of himself? Hey, so I be statin' the truth and all of a sudden the insults start cummin'.

I ain't no tonto and I know this is a DLR site. Shit mang, I just didn't know that Da Red Rocker was the star of this site.

I like CVH but I want to cruise my ride or blast my system with good ol' fashion rock & roll. If I wanna see hong kong fooey, I'll watch Bruce Lee. If I wanna see gymnastics, I'll watch Mary Lou. If I wanna watch Paul Stanley, I'll watch KISS. Unfortuantely those are the things Davy Baby be givin' us as =VH= frontman.

Sammy is about loud music, good tequila and a great time. He's got pipes that shatter glass. He hitz the high no other. Even his raps in between songs are good.

The Rojo Rocker is standard of hard rock frontman. He don't lose anything live and he involves the audience. Look at when he does Panama live. He makes the fans part of the show. "I'll get her and her and her and her." while pointing out the hunnies in the crowd.

Even the =VH= hermanos, Alejandro and Eduardo know Sammy is the best representation for their band. It's Sammy's version of Jump and Panama of the Best of Both Worlds. Why would they put a inferior version on it?

Mang, I don't want no drama with you annabellas. This Hot Latino Missle knowz rock. I gotz the facts and I gotz the numbers when it cums to this old Dave vs Sammy dillema. Hey boys, it ain't a fair debate. Don't waste your time and mines. Me debating you numbnuts will be like giving a man knifes in a gun fight.

That's Hott! No that's TonI,

TonI Montana;)

Sam

or the

Slam

Hey Toni...and it is Toni with an I cause you sound like a homo......Toni, the 3 T's once rocked this site and had some class.. You suck and so do your Sammy rants....You could never join the 3 T's cause u lack the essential qualities needed....your a goof......

Catch the 3 T's reunion tour this summer....

Bye Toni...isnt that a girls name?

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Now I can understand why those "T's" will hang around here every now and then: I was at Spammy's DESERT site today (sooner I was the only registered member on line, ain't that fun...:D)... They just get bored up to a point, seeing no use in sharing their queer views with the couple of fag nutties of their lot, so they HAVE TO come here and talk shit (shittier than them you die!), no matter how hard they'll get bashed... How pitiful, miserable...:)

[Soul Reaper]

it's true as well.

it's a ghost forum!!!