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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Signs, Sign, Everwhere Signs

    On my way back up the Oregon Coast this week, I was driving through Astoria, and noticed the Holiday Inn Express and their Reader Board.

    It's sign said:

    Where Sleeping Under The Bridge Is A Good Thing


    It is located almost directly under the bridge crossing the mouth of the Columbia River.

    Now I know I'm a wussy, PC, Bleeding Heart Liberal, but I still think I have a pretty good sense of Humor, but I found this sign in really poor taste. Making fun of the homeless by a Worldwide Corporation [other than the Bush /Cheney Administration] is pretty low.

    I'm sure whoever put it up thought they were being funny.





    NEXT, as I was driving Hiway 30 through Clatskanie, on my way to I-5, I noticed one of those " Adopt a Hiway" signs.

    THIS particular stretch of hiway 30 is kept up by:

    NW PUNKS

    I kid you not.

    It brought a grin to my face imagining a team of black pleated skirts, black boots, mohawks, Sex Pistol T-shirts, and safety pins bending over and cleaning up empty beer cans and cig. butts.


    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • Guitar Shark
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7579

    #2
    That reminds me, whatever happened to Tesla?
    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    • Rikk
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 16518

      #3
      Even better question:

      Whatever happened to the FIVE MAN ELECTRIC BAND?
      Roth Army Militia

      Originally posted by WARF
      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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      • academic punk
        Full Member Status

        • Dec 2004
        • 4437

        #4
        Even better, whatever happened to my youthful optimism?

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        • Guitar Shark
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7579

          #5
          Originally posted by academic punk
          Even better, whatever happened to my hairpiece?
          Check the barber shop dude, we've been through this.

          Hey Lounge, what were you doing in Oregon anyway? Picking up some cheddar?
          ROTH ARMY MILITIA


          Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
          Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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          • academic punk
            Full Member Status

            • Dec 2004
            • 4437

            #6
            Originally posted by Guitar Shark
            Check the barber shop dude, we've been through this.
            I am so gonna force-feed your cock to Jesterstar.

            You're gonna go to sleep one of these nights, and instead of waking up with a decapitated horse head on your sheets, you're gonna find Jesterstar down there, slurping the last remnants of your seed, and suddenly that erotic dream you'd just been having involving Susannah Hoffs is going to seem much less fulfilling.

            And you'll never ever be able to listen to "Eternal Flame" again!!!

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            • Guitar Shark
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7579

              #7
              Originally posted by academic punk
              I am so gonna force-feed your cock to Jesterstar.

              You're gonna go to sleep one of these nights, and instead of waking up with a decapitated horse head on your sheets, you're gonna find Jesterstar down there, slurping the last remnants of your seed, and suddenly that erotic dream you'd just been having involving Susannah Hoffs is going to seem much less fulfilling.

              And you'll never ever be able to listen to "Eternal Flame" again!!!
              For the last time dude, NO YOU CANNOT TOUCH MY COCK. I don't care if it's just to feed it to Jizzystool. I am getting tired of your repeated requests, frankly. But, I am impressed with your ability to withstand rejection.

              Mmmm.... Susannah :p
              ROTH ARMY MILITIA


              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

              Comment

              • academic punk
                Full Member Status

                • Dec 2004
                • 4437

                #8
                Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                I fantasize about being manhandled by the second string roster of the Seahawks and them filming it all and the Bangles using the footage in their comeback VH1 Special.

                Mmmm...Curt Warner

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                • Guitar Shark
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7579

                  #9
                  LMAO!

                  AP 1
                  GS 0
                  ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                  Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                  Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                  • academic punk
                    Full Member Status

                    • Dec 2004
                    • 4437

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                    LMAO!

                    AP 1
                    GS 0
                    Dont' discredit yourself! You got a couple of good ones in there yourself! The way I;ve got it scored it's tied one all!

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                    • Rikk
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 16518

                      #11
                      You two make a cute couple.
                      Roth Army Militia

                      Originally posted by WARF
                      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

                      Comment

                      • LoungeMachine
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 32576

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                        That reminds me, whatever happened to Tesla?
                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Guitar Shark


                          Hey Lounge, what were you doing in Oregon anyway? Picking up some cheddar?


                          I should have stopped at the Tillamook factory and picked up JizzySTOOL a gift



                          I love the Oregon Coast. Spend as much time as I can there.


                          Went only as south as Florence this trip.
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32576

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Rikk
                            You two make a cute couple.
                            They're registered at Nordstrom's

                            We should get them a gift
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                            • thome
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 6678

                              #15
                              Even better whatever happend to lounge machines badassedness?
                              the new and improoved softer L.M. confuses and befuddles my

                              Unfrozen caveman head.??

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