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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    In Theory

    My theory is that Jesus was a Cajun:

    1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.

    2. He could make his own wine.

    3. And he wasn't afraid of water.


    My black friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

    1. He called everyone "brother".

    2. He liked Gospel.

    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


    My Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business.

    2. He lived at home until he was 33.

    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.


    My Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with his hands.

    2. He had wine with every meal.

    3. He used olive oil.


    My California friends also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

    1. He never cut his hair.

    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

    3. He started a new religion.


    My Irish friend then gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.

    2. He was always telling stories.

    3. He loved green pastures.


    But my lady friend had the most compelling evidence of all that Jesus was a woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

    3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.


    Well thats about it
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • FasterPussycat
    Registered User
    • Apr 2005
    • 2362

    #2
    Jesus IS Asian...

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    • Ally_Kat
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7608

      #3
      Originally posted by FasterPussycat
      Jesus IS Asian...
      Jesus was about as Asian as he was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed WASP.

      Jesus hails from the Middle East. He was either a dark tan to olive to dark skin complexion and he had dark hair. Most likely had dark brown eyes, too.

      Of which I don't see what the big deal is. It's not. If one has to imagine Jesus as a certain ethnicity inorder to accept Him, than the message is not going thru to that person.

      Ozzy posted a joke that was really cute, but then to have someone go fight that Jesus was their ethnicity, well, that's just stupid and sick. It's not about what race Jesus' was; it's about who He was and what He stood for.
      Roth Army Militia

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      • franksters
        Veteran
        • Mar 2004
        • 2387

        #4
        Ally your the best! good one Ozzy.
        SUMMER'S JUST
        AROUND
        THE CORNER!

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        http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...rs/2wbthcw.jpg

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        • FasterPussycat
          Registered User
          • Apr 2005
          • 2362

          #5
          Originally posted by Ally_Kat
          Jesus was about as Asian as he was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed WASP.

          Jesus hails from the Middle East. He was either a dark tan to olive to dark skin complexion and he had dark hair. Most likely had dark brown eyes, too.

          Of which I don't see what the big deal is. It's not. If one has to imagine Jesus as a certain ethnicity inorder to accept Him, than the message is not going thru to that person.

          Ozzy posted a joke that was really cute, but then to have someone go fight that Jesus was their ethnicity, well, that's just stupid and sick. It's not about what race Jesus' was; it's about who He was and what He stood for.

          Will you just relax!! Deep breathe!! Asian was never mentioned, so I just throw in there humorously …this is not a theological class, just Roth Army!!! Just take it for what it's worth… JOKE

          Gosh...You ARE uptight!!!



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          Last edited by FasterPussycat; 07-18-2005, 12:34 AM.

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          • Ally_Kat
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7608

            #6
            I have an excuse for my uptightness, but regardless -- I'd rather be uptight than be so desperate for attention on a DLR messageboard, like you are
            Roth Army Militia

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            • nosuchluck
              Sniper
              • Aug 2004
              • 908

              #7
              Originally posted by Ally_Kat
              Jesus was about as Asian as he was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed WASP.

              Jesus hails from the Middle East.

              the middle-east is a part of Asia!

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              • FasterPussycat
                Registered User
                • Apr 2005
                • 2362

                #8
                Originally posted by nosuchluck
                the middle-east is a part of Asia!

                I haven’t thought that way, but you are absolutely right!!!

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                • FasterPussycat
                  Registered User
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 2362

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                  I have an excuse for my uptightness, but regardless -- I'd rather be uptight than be so desperate for attention on a DLR messageboard, like you are

                  Let’s just agree that we have our differences which is not that a bad thing…

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                  • Redballjets88
                    Full Member Status

                    • Mar 2005
                    • 4453

                    #10
                    jesus was jewish...lol
                    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                    hopefully God will ressurect you

                    "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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                    • SoldMySoul4RnR
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 360

                      #11
                      It's also been proven that Jesus would NOT have had long hair.

                      I read somewhere that for a man to have long hair back in those days was beyond degrading.

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                      • hollywood5150
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 477

                        #12
                        Jesus was mexican..........

                        1. his name was jesus

                        2. he wore sandals

                        3. he was in trouble everywhere he went

                        4. THE MOTHER DIDNT KNOW WHO THE FATHER WAS

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                        • Redballjets88
                          Full Member Status

                          • Mar 2005
                          • 4453

                          #13
                          I read somewhere that for a man to have long hair back in those days was beyond degrading
                          so was claiming to be the son of God/messiah
                          R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

                          hopefully God will ressurect you

                          "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


                          " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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