Van Halen's new singer

[SloBurn]

If Van Halen are going to try going with a new lead singer, i think Eddie should give Axl Rose a try.

Why?

Because then he might know what it's like to work with another ego-inflated, self obsessed, deluded, control freak like himself!!!

Like i've stated before, Eddie got too used to owning the spotlight while Spam was with the band - Axl too, couldn't stand being eclipsed by far more talented people, so he just sacked them.

Eddie's got his "10 albums worth of material" - Axl's been working on a new G'n'R album for well over 10 years; maybe they could just hook up and pat each other on the back while they bitch about former band members and do therapy together.

What a waste.

Dave's the man!!!

[Hardrock69]

Maybe they could fuck each other in the ass with bottles of Everclear while sucking each other's cock.....

[Redballjets88]

yeah

[Panamark]

I think Ed needs those chunky little munchkins, you dont want
some snake dancing mofo when you are trying to lineup your
drunken cock !

At least Spammy and Mikey had the handles and kept still !

[Matt White]

VAN HALEN has only ever had ONE SINGER.



Thank you.

[SloBurn]

Originally posted by Panamark
I think Ed needs those chunky little munchkins, you dont want
some snake dancing mofo when you are trying to lineup your
drunken cock !

At least Spammy and Mikey had the handles and kept still !


LMAO!!!

So, we'll go with Vince Neil then?

[Terry]

Ed and Axl.

Wow.

I'd give THAT hypothetical union worse odds of actually producing ANYTHING than I would Ed sacking his brother and giving Dave a ring to ask if he could play in HIS band, alongside Brian and the rest.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Maybe they could fuck each other in the ass with bottles of Everclear while sucking each other's cock.....

I would think that would be more likely than creating music together.

:D

[rustoffa]

A rousing rendition of "Fat Child O' Mine" would rawk!!!

[sonrisa salvaje]

Stephen Pearcy or the lead singer of the Bulletboys.

[Big Fat Sammy]

They would be "coming to blows" in about 2 seconds.

[Golden AWe]

....

[Redballjets88]

who is the guy on the bottom right?

[Golden AWe]

that's me, the drunken version from about 1,5 years ago...and don't even ask what is wrong with my hair...ha ha ha

[Redballjets88]

damn u look different now

[Golden AWe]

hahahaha

[Antonella]

I say get Michael Jackson......like Eddie hes gotten waaaaay too many second chances and well, both keep fucken things up...they both have that self destructive quality in common...both went from gods to jokes so let em have a go at it....imagine Jackson singing Jump or Panama....BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......its good to be back!!!!

:moon:

[VonHalen]

cool

[qtipp]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Maybe they could fuck each other in the ass with bottles of Everclear while sucking each other's cock.....

Sounds like a personal fantasy.

[Polk High]

anybody know what axl is doing anyway?

[DLR7884]

This thread doesn't belong here.

Close it? Dump it? Move it to House of Music?

DLR7884
You tell me.

[guwapo_rocker]

DDDDDDDD DUMP!!!!

[SloBurn]

Just remain calm boys and girls. Keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle....

[DLR7884]

Away we go.

I fucking hate threads that are gay attempts at humor.

DLR7884
The words "Axl Rose" and "Van Halen" don't belong in the same sentence.

[DLR7884]

I'll move it later....need more votes before moving.

DLR7884
Vote away!

[SloBurn]

Man, why so serious?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by SloBurn
Man, why so serious?

Serious? What are you talking about?

DLR7884
?

[guwapo_rocker]

Dump the fucker...Axl Rose?

Enough fucking said!!!!!

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by DLR7884

DLR7884
The words "Axl Rose" and "Van Halen" don't belong in the same sentence.

Sounds like dump city to me...:D