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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    When all else fails...


    as with all e-mail i get this one made Laugh like hell, So Dear Brother from Down Under, i was wondering was this really true ? Did this really happen?

    Here it is

    ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY:

    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
    opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
    This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
    seemed more amused.

    When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.

    The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
    what he had to say for himself.

    The man replied, " well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady go
    on the bus, I couldn't help notice her condition. She sat under a
    sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming", and I
    grinned.

    Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will
    reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.

    Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big
    Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.

    BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
    that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"...I
    just lost it."


    CASE DISMISSED!
    Last edited by Ozzy Fudd; 07-20-2005, 06:55 AM.
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17113

    #2
    Yes its all true, I couldnt stop laughing when she sat under those signs !
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10703

      #3
      LOL!!!
      Roth Army Icon
      First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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      • Golden AWe
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 33627

        #4
        Uhhuhuhhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhuhhuh

        "Double mint twins"...
        Originally posted by Cato
        Golden, why are you FAT?
        Originally posted by lesfunk
        Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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        • Ozzy Fudd
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 1667

          #5
          Originally posted by Panamark
          Yes its all true, I couldnt stop laughing when she sat under those signs !
          Ya know ask my Brother a Serious Question and....LMAO
          Roth Army MP
          Originally posted by Panamark
          Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
          or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
          Originally posted by BITEYOASS
          She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
          Originally posted by JAY HALE
          so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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          • Golden AWe
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 33627

            #6
            ....
            Originally posted by Cato
            Golden, why are you FAT?
            Originally posted by lesfunk
            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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            • Ozzy Fudd
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1667

              #7
              Originally posted by Golden AWe
              ....
              Lmao
              Happy birthday AWe
              Roth Army MP
              Originally posted by Panamark
              Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
              or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
              Originally posted by BITEYOASS
              She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
              Originally posted by JAY HALE
              so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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              • SweetSecrets
                Sniper
                • Jun 2004
                • 924

                #8
                Poor pregnant women!

                I tell you, after seeing the Britney thread and her pregnant picture bashing, and this story....I really worry about getting pregnant myself one day.

                I look forward to it, but in today's society where looks seem to be the biggest concern in the world, pregnant women don't have much hope.

                (Don't worry baby, I know you love me...I am not meaning anything by this. Mark, I just hope you would punch such a dude in the mouth if he was laughing at my swollen pregnant yet beautiful tummy!)
                Baby Pana due April 28th!

                I love Daddy Panamark! :0

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