Southern Comfort or Jagermeister?

[superdave]

When the time comes to bring out the 'heavy artillery', which would you prefer to drink straight up, Southern Comfort or Jagermeister, or something else? I would have to pick Southern Comfort.

[Coyote]

Jack Daniel's.

[DLR7884]

I drink both.

Nothing better than a chilled SoCo in the summer.

On a cold winter night of heavy drinking Jager is a natural elixer that warms both the body and soul.

DLR7884
Seasonal drinks, for me at least.

[jeanie923]

A glass of Beer with s shot of Jagermeister.
That's what I call Poker night drinking.

[jeanie923]

This drink is called Dr. Pepper.
3/4 glass of Beer
1 shot glass of Armetta, you put the shot glass into the beer, then a dash of 7-up.
Drink it all down at once.
It taste like a Dr. Pepper soda.

[PenguinsKID1986]

Southern Comfort it's smooth and a little sweet. A drink we made up as a 16 year old youth was Lemonade and Pure Grain, called it Wicked Piss! oh bring back 1982

[MAX]

They both suck. I've never understood peoples fixation with Jager? It tastes just like friggin' NyQuil. Southern Comfort tastes like bourbon with cherry syrup. Back when I still drank hard liquor I'd just go for straight bourbon or a premium tequila like chilled Patron Silver.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by superdave
When the time comes to bring out the 'heavy artillery', which would you prefer to drink straight up, Southern Comfort or Jagermeister, or something else? I would have to pick Southern Comfort.

WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING "EITHER OR" THREADS OF LATE?


Alice Cooper or Rolling Stones

Metallica or Megadeth

Fuck her in the ass, or shoot her in the face\


ENOUGH ALREADY



I'll drink what I want, when I want

I'll fuck whom I want, how I want

I'll listen to what I want, when I want


Jeezus H. Christ:rolleyes:





WHY DO WE NEED THESE ENDLESS POLLING QUESTIONS??????

DO YOU REALLY CARE THAT MUCH?????????????


:cool:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING "EITHER OR" THREADS OF LATE?


Alice Cooper or Rolling Stones

Metallica or Megadeth

Fuck her in the ass, or shoot her in the face\


ENOUGH ALREADY



I'll drink what I want, when I want

I'll fuck whom I want, how I want

I'll listen to what I want, when I want


Jeezus H. Christ:rolleyes:





WHY DO WE NEED THESE ENDLESS POLLING QUESTIONS??????

DO YOU REALLY CARE THAT MUCH?????????????


:cool:

Good point, Lounger. Time for a thread to start a new generation of threads, I guess.

Pollless question threads or threads with polling questions, which one do you prefer? And Blade Runner or Conan the Barbarian?

Cheers! :bottle:

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING "EITHER OR" THREADS OF LATE?


Alice Cooper or Rolling Stones

Metallica or Megadeth

Fuck her in the ass, or shoot her in the face\


ENOUGH ALREADY



I'll drink what I want, when I want

I'll fuck whom I want, how I want

I'll listen to what I want, when I want


Jeezus H. Christ:rolleyes:





WHY DO WE NEED THESE ENDLESS POLLING QUESTIONS??????

DO YOU REALLY CARE THAT MUCH?????????????


:cool:

I agree, but this one was different.

Do me a favor, go post this in every single fucking thread that sammy's bitch has created.

DLR7884
Maybe she'll get the point.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by MAX
They both suck. I've never understood peoples fixation with Jager? It tastes just like friggin' NyQuil. Southern Comfort tastes like bourbon with cherry syrup. Back when I still drank hard liquor I'd just go for straight bourbon or a premium tequila like chilled Patron Silver.

Max, you have proven over and over again that you are way cooler than all of us. :)

DLR7884
Your wives must all love you! LOL. :)

[superdave]

I guess I will have to make it a political either/or next time...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by superdave
I guess I will have to make it a political either/or next time...

There ya go......:D



GW Bush, or no Nazis?

KKKarl Rove, or integrity?

Tom DeLay, or Ethics?

Ann Coulter, or a real woman?

Halliburton / KBR, or no fraud?


:cool:

[superdave]

See, that's the LoungeMachine that we are all used to....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I agree, but this one was different.



Granted, alcohol questions are different:cool:


But unless you're a fucking smoking hot waitress, or room service.....


DON'T FUCKING BOTHER ASKING....I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, HOW I WANT IT, AND WHEN I WANT IT


Carry on :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by superdave
See, that's the LoungeMachine that we are all used to....

:D

Sorry Dave-o

Sammy's Biotch has me in a mood


you're cool:cool:

[superdave]

No need to apologize....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Max, you have proven over and over again that you are way cooler than all of us. :)

DLR7884
Your wives must all love you! LOL. :)

Maxi likes Champagne Coolies while waiting for his wigmaster:D

Not that there's anything wrong with that :cool:

[thome]

Keep pissin lounge youll win!!!!

WHO Will win the pissing contest somebody set up a pole or summptin'

maybe a either or thread

[MAX]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Max, you have proven over and over again that you are way cooler than all of us. :)

DLR7884
Your wives must all love you! LOL. :)

Come again, Slick? lol. :cool:

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Maxi likes Champagne Coolies while waiting for his wigmaster:D

Not that there's anything wrong with that :cool:


Was there anything in the contract about my car being used as a brothel?

[MAX]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I agree, but this one was different.

Do me a favor, go post this in every single fucking thread that sammy's bitch has created.

DLR7884
Maybe she'll get the point.

Who's "Sammy's Bitch?" Sounds like a sheep to me if you don't like her, no? Should we toss her into The Pen?

I WANNA THROW SOMEONE INTO THE PEN AGAIN DAMNIT!!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by MAX
Come again, Slick? lol. :cool:

Haha.

I figured you missed it the first time.

DLR7884
:)

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by MAX
Who's "Sammy's Bitch?" Sounds like a sheep to me if you don't like her, no? Should we toss her into The Pen?

I WANNA THROW SOMEONE INTO THE PEN AGAIN DAMNIT!!!

You don't know the history?

LOL.

DLR7884
You've got to be kidding me!

[DLR7884]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24643

Lounge and I went off on her in the that thread earlier tonight.

DLR7884
It's a long story....but I'll try to get you up to speed.

[thome]

Originally posted by superdave
When the time comes to bring out the 'heavy artillery', which would you prefer to drink straight up, Southern Comfort or Jagermeister, or something else? I would have to pick Southern Comfort.

WODKA (hic*) tthhaa smyyyfavvvvooritee.
I got so sickon southern comfort in highschool if you open a bottle
within 50 ft of me ill hurl .

Jager, once in a full moon is OK.

[MAX]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You don't know the history?

LOL.

DLR7884
You've got to be kidding me!


I've missed it bro. Sorry. :(

Your destiny has been on a different path than mine. lol.

If you say she sucks, that's all I need to know and FUCK HER!!!

[DLR7884]

She signed up, named Sammy's Bitch.
She wouldn't shut up and then declared that she was a DLR fan, but she still wouldn't shut up, especially about Axl Rose.
Her feeling is that Axl Rose is the greatest frontman ever and that whatever he does or did is great.
She is so blind in her views that she called Matt Sorum a fag, stating that Steven Adler was a better drummer than Sorum.

I decided to be a nice guy and take her under my wing....Christ, I even got her name changed to "Dave's Bitch."
The agreement was, that she would stick with me, and the PEN would not fuck with her while I taught her the difference between a good post, a bad post, and a stupid post.

In that process, she decided to go off on another Axl Rose rant.
I told her to shut the fuck up, she said no.
Her name was then changed back to Sammy's Bitch and she is now good friends with Fatterpussycat.

Oh, and she's 15 years old, and puts this site at risk, especially when she enters and posts in threads discussing shaved balls.

DLR7884
Any questions? :)

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by thome
I got so sickon southern comfort in highschool if you open a bottle
within 50 ft of me ill hurl .

Too bad we can't make this site a scratch n' sniff.

DLR7884
:)

[MAX]

Oh, now I remember...

I had both faithfully and proudly shaved my balls that week and was gloating about it in that thread too. I'm a neat freak and all when it comes to personal hygiene. lol. I remember being pissed that a kid was posting in that thread as well.

Oh, and W. Axl Rose sucks.

Nice botched face-lift ya neurotic cunt...

http://www.goanddomichigan.com/images/20040715/8384_512.jpg

Sooooooo................

Are we tossin' the kid into The Play Pen or what?

[thome]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Too bad we can't make this site a scratch n' sniff.

DLR7884
:)

Thats funny, lol

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by MAX
Sooooooo................

Are we tossin' the kid into The Play Pen or what?

Bob is nice to her for some reason.

DLR7884
I'm all for it, but out of respect for El Bueno, I'll only do it if he's down.

[MAX]

I think Bob's mad at me cos I'm all shaken up that both he and my old mentor (Seenbad) are a brawlin'? :mad:

It breakes my heart I tellz ya. :(

[Sammy Who??]

Originally posted by MAX
I think Bob\'s mad at me cos I\'m all shaken up that both he and my old mentor (Seenbad) are a brawlin\'? :mad:

It breakes my heart I tellz ya. :(

oh boo hoo hoo you fucking mormon asswipe!

your mentor? you are the most insecure fucking douchebag here and at the Links. you do still surf there don\'t lie to everyone fuckface.

i was banned there when you were a newbie so don\'t start with this following around shit because you know that ain\'t so. you two faced creep.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Sammy Who??
oh boo hoo hoo you fucking mormon asswipe!

your mentor? you are the most insecure fucking douchebag here and at the Links. you do still surf there don\'t lie to everyone fuckface.

i was banned there when you were a newbie so don\'t start with this following around shit because you know that ain\'t so. you two faced creep.

Are you another Joey ThudNer alias?

DLR7884
You act just as gay as him.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Sammy Who??
you do still surf there don\'t lie to everyone fuckface.

I STILL FUCKING POST THERE WHENEVER I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT YOU STALKING ASSHAT!!!

You are such a pussy.

Read "Sammy Who's" post record heeya on this site. All the fucker EVER does is chime in every couple of months to stalk my posts.

[MAX]

Come on "Sammy Who?"

Play ball motherfucker!!!

I'm right heeya you fucking pussy or do you need to logoff?

[MAX]

Here Sammy Who? Here Sammy Who?

Figures... :rolleyes:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Sammy Who??
you are the most insecure fucking douchebag here and at the Links. you do still surf there don\'t lie to everyone fuckface.


"Insecure?" LMAO!!!

This cumming from a "man" who starts threads about allegedly fucking all of his policemen neighbor's wives, repeatedly talks "tough" to a female robot (Arielle) by pleading with her to suck on his wee wee and for some sick reason pays attention where I post on TWO fucking message boards.

Seriously, I beg of you BRING IT!!!

I'll knock your fucking head right off and then skullfuck your pickled bongwater infested brain with a broomstick.

[Longdongsilver]

I like fucking southern. I didn't think DLR7884 drank. I don't think he gets much cunt either. He did mention that at one point in time I do believe.

[Longdongsilver]

Awful tough sitting behind that keyboard there Maxwell. Gotta love nerds you sit there and type "I'll beat your ass, I'll knock your head off, fucking faggot, ya ya ya, your a Bad Ass, I'm fucking sure.

[ALinChainz]

You ain't shit Joe but a drooling, greasy, fatass who has had his ass kicked and his shit stolen.

You ain't fuck ... MAX or DLR7884 would fucking waste you bitch.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Longdongsilver
Awful tough sitting behind that keyboard there Maxwell. Gotta love nerds you sit there and type "I'll beat your ass, I'll knock your head off, fucking faggot, ya ya ya, your a Bad Ass, I'm fucking sure.


At least I've never been to jail for anything. Let alone for molesting children.

Go back to the wall ya fucking slimeball.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Longdongsilver
Awful tough sitting behind that keyboard there Maxwell. Gotta love nerds you sit there and type "I'll beat your ass, I'll knock your head off, fucking faggot, ya ya ya, your a Bad Ass, I'm fucking sure.

That's some "hiatus" you took joey:rolleyes:

Maybe it was a High Anus you took, and we couldnt understand you with that cock in your mouth.

:cool:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
At least I've never been to jail for anything. Let alone for molesting children.

Go back to the wall ya fucking slimeball.


Max = 1

Joey = 0

:cool:

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Longdongsilver
Awful tough sitting behind that keyboard there Maxwell. Gotta love nerds you sit there and type "I'll beat your ass, I'll knock your head off, fucking faggot, ya ya ya, your a Bad Ass, I'm fucking sure.

Look who's fucking talking ...

You refuse to sign in under your name ... when we all know and have proven it's you.

You aren't from Georgia asswipe ... you are the one with 15 user names and banned.

Both of these guys are Army elite ... and you;re a lying little hiding fag.

Bitch.

[MAX]

Thanks both Al and Lounge. Tis' much appreciated and I feel the same about the both of you.

As for Joey... :rolleyes:

Have no fear, he'll soon fuck up his parole by getting caught in a toy store, wearing mirrors on his shoes whilst trying to look up little boys shorts.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by thome
I got so sickon southern comfort in highschool if you open a bottle
within 50 ft of me ill hurl .



me too...

here's how smart we were...

my best friend and I sat on a cliff, a very high cliff, and passed a fifth of SoCo back and forth until it was gone and then we stood up

we both almost fell off the cliff to our deaths

when I looked all the way down and realized what had almost happened, I started puking and didn't stop for hours...

My tummy still flips when I hear DLR sing "I've been to the edge..."

Oh god....:eek:

[thome]

Excellent.I leaned down to shoot a pool game shot put my hand
on the edge of the pool table concentrated real hard.

pulled the stick back WHAM my hand slipped uot from under me
my forehead slammed on the edge of the table when my head came
up i was spewwin SC like a fire hose that was so funny my freinds
said they almost had coronaries.

Never touched SC again !! Ha Ha

Foolish 15 yr old

[diamondsgirl]

I was about 16 I think, maybe 17....

I can't drink tequelia straight either

fuck...I can't even spell it :D

[MAX]

That's it, we have to start a thread about our first or really bad drunken experiences. Complete with what liquors, how sick we got, etc.

[thome]

The strawberry margarita is the only use for good tequila.My OP

I tried some of sams to test it didnt like it .Cuervo 1800 thats the stuff


Im really a steadfast top notch vodka drinker & beers love the beers.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
That's it, we have to start a thread about our first or really bad drunken experiences. Complete with what liquors, how sick we got, etc.

I got some crazy ass stories :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by thome
The strawberry margarita is the only use for good tequila.My OP

I tried some of sams to test it didnt like it .Cuervo 1800 thats the stuff


Im really a steadfast top notch vodka drinker & beers love the beers.

come into the bar thread sometime...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
come into the bar thread sometime...

Remember, you invited him :rolleyes:

[Matt White]

Jager

Nothin' better to turn a party into a RIOT!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I got some crazy ass stories :D

I'll bet you do, ya friggin' demon. ;)

[Toni Montana]

Yo Princessas!

dis is tonI montana in da houze!

wassup putos? you maricons r talkin drink when you know you weak sauce mariposas cant git yer drink on.

u be talkin bout trailer trash southern comfort or headbanging with a hangover jagermeister. both of dat shit is piss.

get yerself some tequila. made with real agave. but at $59.99 - $99.99 itz out of yer price range. u cant be spending yer weekly allowance dat u gitz from mom on real tequila.

u know. therez only one way. therez only one way to drink. cabo wabo MAS tequila!

odelay!

much luv,

tonI montana;)

[diamondsgirl]

LOL! :)

Here's a drink for you to try Toni:

Warm Woolly Sheep Recipe

Ingredients
1 shot Scotch Whisky
1 1/2 shots Drambuie
Fill with warm Milk
Mixing Instruction
Mix Scotch and Drambuie, top with warm milk.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by DLR7884
She signed up, named Sammy's Bitch.
She wouldn't shut up and then declared that she was a DLR fan, but she still wouldn't shut up, especially about Axl Rose.
Her feeling is that Axl Rose is the greatest frontman ever and that whatever he does or did is great.
She is so blind in her views that she called Matt Sorum a fag, stating that Steven Adler was a better drummer than Sorum.

I decided to be a nice guy and take her under my wing....Christ, I even got her name changed to "Dave's Bitch."
The agreement was, that she would stick with me, and the PEN would not fuck with her while I taught her the difference between a good post, a bad post, and a stupid post.

In that process, she decided to go off on another Axl Rose rant.
I told her to shut the fuck up, she said no.
Her name was then changed back to Sammy's Bitch and she is now good friends with Fatterpussycat.

Oh, and she's 15 years old, and puts this site at risk, especially when she enters and posts in threads discussing shaved balls.

DLR7884
Any questions? :)
Is all true:confused:

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
Is all true:confused:
i meant to ask "is all this true?"
lack of sleep:rolleyes:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
i meant to ask "is all this true?"
lack of sleep:rolleyes:

DLR7884 always tells it like it is. He is BRUTALLY honest. :D

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
DLR7884 always tells it like it is. He is BRUTALLY honest. :D
I see that:D

[franksters]

jagermeister definitly!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Longdongsilver
I like fucking southern. I didn't think DLR7884 drank. I don't think he gets much cunt either. He did mention that at one point in time I do believe.

If you are really 39, I feel bad for you.

DLR7884
You remind me of Wayne L.

[kentuckyklira]

Antonio Nadal Destilleries Black Absinthe 80.

DON`T ASK!

:o