the world is so upsetting [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

Redballjets88

07-24-2005, 01:16 AM

so i was talking on the phone to this girl today..and i was telling her how awesome dlr is and how spammy sucks ( since i could never wanna date a spam lover) so i decided to make sure she knew that dave was the man. so she went and asked her mom about it and her mom said that dave was so-so and sammy was good. i felt like killing myself. it just made me realize how much i despise hagar bc his fans are blinded to the truth

LoungeMachine

07-24-2005, 01:17 AM

Well fuck it then

I'm killing myself right now.

Good bye all

Redballjets88

07-24-2005, 01:19 AM

i was thinking about alcoholism...but as long as your in for the mass suicide sign me up

canadiandlrgirl

07-24-2005, 04:52 AM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Well fuck it then

I'm killing myself right now.

Good bye all

LOL...

RuzDNailz

07-24-2005, 05:13 AM

Now that's it!!! There should be a DLR dating service. Here is the
advertisement....
'Are you single? Do you enjoy CVH? Do you like DLR? Do the ballads
of Van Hagar make you wanna drink a bottle of pepto bismal? If you said yes to all of these, there are others just like you in your town!
Join today and you will receive a copy of CFTH and a stripper's number absolutely free!'

Soul Reaper

07-24-2005, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
Now that's it!!! There should be a DLR dating service. Here is the
advertisement....
'Are you single? Do you enjoy CVH? Do you like DLR? Do the ballads
of Van Hagar make you wanna drink a bottle of pepto bismal? If you said yes to all of these, there are others just like you in your town!
Join today and you will receive a copy of CFTH and a stripper's number absolutely free!'

you should start it...

guwapo_rocker

07-24-2005, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by Redballjets88
so i was talking on the phone to this girl today..and i was telling her how awesome dlr is and how spammy sucks ( since i could never wanna date a spam lover) so i decided to make sure she knew that dave was the man. so she went and asked her mom about it and her mom said that dave was so-so and sammy was good. i felt like killing myself. it just made me realize how much i despise hagar bc his fans are blinded to the truth

If she's hot, boink her anyway!!

Redballjets88

07-24-2005, 03:44 PM

i plan on it

guwapo_rocker

07-24-2005, 09:07 PM

Protection buddy:D

danzig

07-25-2005, 01:41 AM

I've still yet to like anyone who turned out to be a Hagar fan. Can't tell you how many times this has been the case. My last girlfriend turned out to be a nag. Once I heard she was a Hagar fan the writing was on the wall. A mark of death. Bring back the innovator..

SloBurn

07-25-2005, 02:22 AM

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who love the Diamond One - and those who don't know shit from clay.

DLR7884

07-25-2005, 01:37 PM

Shaun Ponsonby

07-25-2005, 03:20 PM

He should do.

Its disgraceful that he does not yet own a copy. It should cost him, was it $5? I

Shaun Ponsonby

07-25-2005, 03:25 PM

He should do.

Its disgraceful that he does not yet own a copy. It should cost him, was it $5? I payed £18 for it, and I'm not complaining about the price, now THAT shows a good album.

VonHalen

07-25-2005, 06:51 PM

agreed

classicdude

07-25-2005, 07:08 PM

That girl's mommy don't know jack.

rustoffa

07-25-2005, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by Redballjets88 her mom said that dave was so-so and sammy was good. i felt like killing myself.

Well......umm.......

Don't try suicide!

You're just gonna hate it!

BenJammin

07-25-2005, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Well fuck it then

I'm killing myself right now.

Good bye all

Poor Lounge, R.I.P.

Arrgggh... only the good die young, when will the madness end?!

ALinChainz

07-25-2005, 09:58 PM

Why is this crap in Main?

Just wonderin' ...

LoungeMachine

07-25-2005, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Why is this crap in Main?

Just wonderin' ...

Apathy?

Laziness?

Procrastination?

:cool:

Brett

07-26-2005, 01:59 AM

I'm still trying to figure out the point myself.

Something about some broad's mom liking Sammy and the world is upsetting...or something like that.

RuzDNailz

07-26-2005, 02:03 AM

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
you should start it...

I would like to. Problem is, where to start....

Shaun Ponsonby

07-26-2005, 07:43 AM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Well......umm.......

Don't try suicide!

You're just gonna hate it!

(If you are reffering to what I think you're reffering to...)

He's right!

Don't Try Suicide!

Nobody's worth it!

LoungeMachine

07-26-2005, 09:16 AM

Suicide is Painless

It brings on many changes

Hawkeye told me so

RuzDNailz

07-26-2005, 06:19 PM

Problem with Suicide, is that when you DO take your own life, you don't go to Heaven or Hell. You're stuck in limbo. No rest for the soul.
I've known people who've done it and it alters everything in those who
were close to them. Especially family members.

LoungeMachine

07-26-2005, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
Problem with Suicide, is that when you DO take your own life, you don't go to Heaven or Hell. You're stuck in limbo. No rest for the soul.
I've known people who've done it and it alters everything in those who
were close to them. Especially family members.

Ignore your priest

Especially when he invites you over for a "sleepover"

Mkay?:cool:

RuzDNailz

07-26-2005, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Ignore your priest

Especially when he invites you over for a "sleepover"

Mkay?:cool:

Not my faith, dude. I used to listen to those spiritual talkers years
ago when I was into those tarrot cards and stuff.

academic punk

07-26-2005, 08:48 PM

Originally posted by danzig
I've still yet to like anyone who turned out to be a Hagar fan. Can't tell you how many times this has been the case. My last girlfriend turned out to be a nag. Once I heard she was a Hagar fan the writing was on the wall. A mark of death. Bring back the innovator..

I agree. I started a thread on this same subject a while back:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=20626

It's a situation as bad as a dog person getting involved with a cat person.

Worse, even. Much.

LoungeMachine

07-26-2005, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
I agree. I started a thread on this same subject a while back:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=20626

It's a situation as bad as a dog person getting involved with a cat person.

Worse, even. Much.

Or a turtle person getting with a.........

with a...............................

with a.................

ah fuck it:D

LoungeMachine

07-26-2005, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by Redballjets88
so i was talking on the phone to this girl today

WHY IS THIS STILL IN MAIN, PRAY TELL?

:cool:

rustoffa

07-26-2005, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
WHY IS THIS STILL IN MAIN, PRAY TELL?

:cool:

Moving to House of Introspection.

LoungeMachine

07-26-2005, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Moving to House of Introspection.

lmao:D

Perhaps we need a "House of Me" for people to just start non sequitor "and there I was" threads.......

I'm just sayin',,,,,,,,,:cool:

academic punk

07-26-2005, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
Moving to House of Introspection.

wouldn't house of masochism be more appropriate?

MAX

07-27-2005, 02:48 AM

Judas Priest you guys.

RBJ is only a teenager and a mature one at that. He doesn't go screwing with any adult oriented threads. Why don't you guys cut him some slack considering his age? He's a great Rothfan and seems to be a decent kid.

So lay off and attack me, like I KNOW you will. :)

LoungeMachine

07-27-2005, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by MAX
Judas Priest you guys.

RBJ is only a teenager and a mature one at that. He doesn't go screwing with any adult oriented threads. Why don't you guys cut him some slack considering his age? He's a great Rothfan and seems to be a decent kid.

So lay off and attack me, like I KNOW you will. :)

Take a Midol, Maxi;)

This is some slack-cutting crap. Nothing more.

But thanks for reminding us we're free to bust your ballss whenever the mood arises:D

I need my cars washed this weekend, can ya spare a coupla wives?:cool:

I'll buy ya all the champagne collies you can drink;)

academic punk

07-27-2005, 10:34 AM

And when you're done simonizing Lounge's cars, go get me a cup of coffee. Black, sugar.

Thanks, bitch.