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  • qtipp
    Full On Cocktard
    • Jun 2004
    • 31
    #1

    WOOHOO!! I got a real Roth Army Ranking!!

    I'm so happy to have finally achieved such an honorable ranking in this most prestigious of institutions. I'd like to thank all of the little guys of course but most of all the "highly regarded" members of the Army, you know who you are<wink>. I plan to use this power for good. If I can't put an end to world hunger or bring about the long-awaited reunion of the Classic Van Halen line-up, I will at least do my very best to think the same thoughts & hold the same opinions of the best & brightest of the might Roth Army. Keep those snappy one-liners coming baby.

    Keeyth On!
    Mezro Out!
    Tags: army, ranking, real, roth, woohoo
    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49216
      #2
      Re: WOOHOO!! I got a real Roth Army Ranking!!

      Originally posted by qtipp
      I'm so happy to have finally achieved such an honorable ranking in this most prestigious of institutions. I'd like to thank all of the little guys of course but most of all the "highly regarded" members of the Army, you know who you are<wink>. I plan to use this power for good. If I can't put an end to world hunger or bring about the long-awaited reunion of the Classic Van Halen line-up, I will at least do my very best to think the same thoughts & hold the same opinions of the best & brightest of the might Roth Army. Keep those snappy one-liners coming baby.

      Keeyth On!
      Mezro Out!
      You seem very angry.

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        • Mr. Vengeance
          Full Member Status

          • Nov 2004
          • 4148
          #3
          Why is Sammy Hagar this excited?????
          Stay Frosty, muthas!

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            • tjvhou812
              Full Member Status

              • Mar 2004
              • 4216
              #4
              who is sammy hagar?
              Originally posted by RIKK

              Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                • Sarge's Little Helper
                  Commando
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 1322
                  #5
                  who is sammy hagar?
                  David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
                  "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                    • Soul Reaper
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 8343
                      #6
                      who is Bette Midler?
                      ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

                      http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                      "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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                        • Sarge's Little Helper
                          Commando
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 1322
                          #7
                          who is Bette Midler?
                          Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
                          "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                            • Hardrock69
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 21888
                              #8
                              Who is Bette Hagar?

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                                • bueno bob
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 22951
                                  #9
                                  Who is Gary Cherone?
                                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                                    • bueno bob
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jul 2004
                                      • 22951
                                      #10
                                      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                                        • Nickdfresh
                                          SUPER MODERATOR

                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 49216
                                          #11
                                          Who is David Lee Roth?

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                                            • Sarge's Little Helper
                                              Commando
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 1322
                                              #12
                                              Who is David Lee Roth?
                                              Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!
                                              "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                                                • blonddgirl777
                                                  ROCKSTAR

                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 5805
                                                  #13
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