Nice Israelis

**Jesus Christ** · 07-31-2005, 12:07 AM

What about Me, Sesh?

**Phil theStalker** · 07-31-2005, 12:51 AM

Re: Nice Israelis

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Purely fucking anecdotal and it's not cool to generalise but this subject came up in the pub last night.

Between us we had met 18 different Israelis over the years in different situations and all over the world and noone had met one that was a good guy.

All differing levels of assholes from the obnoxious guy to the guy that blew smoke in the face of the non smoker who asked him not to smoke too near coz he had asthma to the one that when questioned bout conscription said 'At least you get to shoot arab scum'

Has anyone here met a nice Israeli?
CAN ANYONE NAME ONE JEWISH PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE IN U.S. PRO SPORTS, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, FOOTBALL, BOXING, HOCKEY, HEY, ANYTHING!?

BUT WHO OWNS ALL THE SPORTS MEDIA BROADCASTING RIGHTS? YEH, RIGHT.

5 million people yet their attitude causes misery for the whole world...

Cheers!

yeh, and now divide their yearly U.S. foreign aid per person and you can see you've been major screwed..

It's later than you... it's t2oo late.

**Jesus Christ** · 07-31-2005, 01:03 AM

Can ye nameth one Goyim who can raiseth people from the dead?

**Horseskin** · 07-31-2005, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
What about Me, Sesh?

You're not an Israeli or Zionist. You're a Hebrew from Judea. I thought you knew everything. I guess not. Another myth destroyed. Wow.

**Horseskin** · 07-31-2005, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Can ye nameth one Goyim who can raiseth people from the dead?

Britney Spears voice?

**Jesus Christ** · 07-31-2005, 01:08 AM

Originally posted by Horseskin
You're not an Israeli or Zionist. You're a Hebrew from Judea. I thought you knew everything. I guess not. Another myth destroyed. Wow.

I'm the KING OF THE JEWS, right?

**Jesus Christ** · 07-31-2005, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by Horseskin
Britney Spears voice?

Ye will have to ask Satan about that. He useth her music to torment the damned in Hell.

**Seshmeister** · 07-31-2005, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
What about Me, Sesh?

Fictional characters don't count never mind people pretending to be fictional characters..

Anyway this isn't a jew thing it's about people that live in the modern state of Israel.

**Seshmeister** · 07-31-2005, 01:26 AM

20 people still waiting for the first nice Israeli experience...

**sylvia73** · 07-31-2005, 01:31 AM

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
I'm the KING OF THE JEWS, right?

Sorry Jesus, but Israelis are Zionists not Jews. Even Jews know that fact. I'm with Horseskin on this one. You are not king of the Zionists. And certainly you are not "king of the Jews" or they wouldn't have nailed your ass to the cross. Me thinks you've been turning too much water into wine. Lay off the sauce, Jesus. Instead, be filled with the spirit and get a good shag.

**Cathedral** · 07-31-2005, 01:37 AM

I used to work with an Israeli at Levitz Furniture, he was a hell of a guy.
His Mom was my Mother's tax lady and she was one of the kindest people i have known.

His Dad was even a nice guy, though he died a few months after i met him.
That was the late 80's though, so their disposition may have gotten worse, who knows.

**Phil theStalker** · 07-31-2005, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by Cathedral
I used to work with an Israeli at Levitz Furniture, he was a hell of a guy.
His Mom was my Mother's tax lady and she was one of the kindest people i have known.

His Dad was even a nice guy, though he died a few months after i met him.
That was the late 80's though, so their disposition may have gotten worse, who knows.

I like the Three Stooges. They're funny.

**Nickdfresh** · 07-31-2005, 01:53 AM

I met a couple ISRAELI's in the service. They come off as a little dismissive.

**Cathedral** · 07-31-2005, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by Phil theStalker
I like the Three Stooges. They're funny.

Okie Dokie!
Thank you for that, whatever that was.

Nice Israelis

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