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  • HELLVIS
    Foot Soldier
    • Jul 2004
    • 542

    dEFormEd

    What do you call a mexican hooker with no legs?
    He throws a punch.
    He swings. I duck.
    His fat ass falls...
    Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!
  • HELLVIS
    Foot Soldier
    • Jul 2004
    • 542

    #2
    Re: dEFormEd

    Originally posted by HELLVIS
    What do you call a mexican hooker with no legs?
    Cunt'swaylow!
    He throws a punch.
    He swings. I duck.
    His fat ass falls...
    Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

    Comment

    • HELLVIS
      Foot Soldier
      • Jul 2004
      • 542

      #3
      Re: Re: dEFormEd

      What do you call any other hooker with no legs?
      He throws a punch.
      He swings. I duck.
      His fat ass falls...
      Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

      Comment

      • HELLVIS
        Foot Soldier
        • Jul 2004
        • 542

        #4
        Re: Re: Re: dEFormEd

        Originally posted by HELLVIS
        What do you call any other hooker with no legs?
        A night crawler.
        He throws a punch.
        He swings. I duck.
        His fat ass falls...
        Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

        Comment

        • HELLVIS
          Foot Soldier
          • Jul 2004
          • 542

          #5
          Re: Re: Re: Re: dEFormEd

          What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a lake?
          He throws a punch.
          He swings. I duck.
          His fat ass falls...
          Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

          Comment

          • HELLVIS
            Foot Soldier
            • Jul 2004
            • 542

            #6
            Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: dEFormEd

            Originally posted by HELLVIS
            What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a lake?
            BOB.
            He throws a punch.
            He swings. I duck.
            His fat ass falls...
            Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

            Comment

            • HELLVIS
              Foot Soldier
              • Jul 2004
              • 542

              #7
              Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: dEFormEd

              What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a doorstep?
              He throws a punch.
              He swings. I duck.
              His fat ass falls...
              Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

              Comment

              • HELLVIS
                Foot Soldier
                • Jul 2004
                • 542

                #8
                Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: dEFormEd

                Originally posted by HELLVIS
                What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a doorstep?

                Matt.
                He throws a punch.
                He swings. I duck.
                His fat ass falls...
                Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

                Comment

                • HELLVIS
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 542

                  #9
                  Re: dEFormEd

                  Hey Wilber. When you bend over like that in that sexy blue shirt, it makes me just want to fuck you to death.
                  He throws a punch.
                  He swings. I duck.
                  His fat ass falls...
                  Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

                  Comment

                  • mewisemagic
                    Commando
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1002

                    #10
                    Re: Re: dEFormEd

                    Originally posted by HELLVIS
                    Hey Wilber. When you bend over like that in that sexy blue shirt, it makes me just want to fuck you to death.
                    LMMFAO!

                    Comment

                    • HELLVIS
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 542

                      #11
                      Re: Re: Re: dEFormEd

                      What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs if he's under a car?
                      He throws a punch.
                      He swings. I duck.
                      His fat ass falls...
                      Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

                      Comment

                      • HELLVIS
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 542

                        #12
                        Re: Re: Re: Re: dEFormEd

                        Originally posted by HELLVIS
                        What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs if he's under a car?

                        JACK.
                        He throws a punch.
                        He swings. I duck.
                        His fat ass falls...
                        Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

                        Comment

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