Talkin' Shit About CVH On Metal Sludge

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I love the site Metal Sludge. Every week they run a 20 Questions column with musicians who were either famous in the past, still famous or not ever famous at all.

This week they interviewed a couple of "never was" (or at least to me, anyway) musicians from a band called, Tommi Gunn.

First they asked the former vocalist from the band his opinion of Dave and his response was:

David Lee Roth = Van Halen’s first two records Roth =10… After that, just picture a graph of the stock market crash...

This was followed by the former guitarist of the band's opinion of Ed and his response was:

Eddie Van Halen = Listening to Eddie after the first couple records is like watching reruns of Full House on Nickeloden. = 6

Perhaps the reason these douche bags never made it is because they never really got it.

For more of the interview, go here:

http://www.metalsludge.com/main/index.php?module=subjects&func=viewpage&pageid=1063&POSTNUKESID=c5a4322fd0fe39191c701f8102aef019

[Nickdfresh]

So why don't you guys join the board and either state your true feelings, or troll these fuckers out of existence?

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I'm a member...and I'm sure that the shit talkin' will begin shortly!

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I decided to include a pic of these guys.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
I decided to include a pic of these guys.

Hey! It's Lounge Machine!

[guwapo_rocker]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

They look SO fuckin' tough! hahahahahaha

[Hardrock69]

What a bunch of fucking losers....

[DavidLeeNatra]

what the FAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACK!!!

[hollywood5150]

What could I possibly say or write that hasn't been said or written that completly describly what I think or feel.

sometimes giving idiots like these a rebutal is to muck acknowledgment.

I just gotta mention, that fucking guy looks so goddamn funny, the first from the left. Whit boots, black spandex, white shirt, black vest is fucking hilarious!!

LOL, ROTFLMFAO!!!

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Holy Fuck!

WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!

[bobgnote]

Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
I love the site Metal Sludge. Every week they run a 20 Questions column with musicians who were either famous in the past, still famous or not ever famous at all.

This week they interviewed a couple of "never was" (or at least to me, anyway) musicians from a band called, Tommi Gunn.

First they asked the former vocalist from the band his opinion of Dave and his response was:

David Lee Roth = Van Halen’s first two records Roth =10… After that, just picture a graph of the stock market crash...

This was followed by the former guitarist of the band's opinion of Ed and his response was:

Eddie Van Halen = Listening to Eddie after the first couple records is like watching reruns of Full House on Nickeloden. = 6

Perhaps the reason these douche bags never made it is because they never really got it.

For more of the interview, go here:

http://www.metalsludge.com/main/inde...701f8102aef019

When they found OUT about Ed, they were sickened. They would have recorded PUKE, but they took off, DAVE did JUMP off to California Gigolo spinoff hell, a monkey-boy champion of the sucky 70s doing the limbo-rock, to this very day, PLAYING WAY, WAY DOWN FROM WHAT HE COULD OFFER. But Dave went for limbo, and there he thrives, at the large club level.

You fans who didn't get too close to reality of one kind or another have hella trouble figuring out why no more rock! Damn, you're oblivious to Bill and Ted and BK chicken-sticks and all. Call goes to the band on this one. You FANS of organ-crossover freak ED suck, not this band, which was trying to tell you the same thing DAVE sings at your deaf heads, if you could only listen and decipher and CVH.

ED is a fake, von helsing, vampire, van halen, running with THAT devil, stupider than dog-dump! Hey, the Arubans had to hide the DUMP. Same bogard, different soap-case. Assholes. Get Weezer.

[bigc]

never had it,never gonna have it would probably be the best description of tommi gunn.

wasnt that the dude who tried to get rocky in rocky V.

bastard!

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Originally posted by bobgnote
When they found OUT about Ed, they were sickened. They would have recorded PUKE, but they took off, DAVE did JUMP off to California Gigolo spinoff hell, a monkey-boy champion of the sucky 70s doing the limbo-rock, to this very day, PLAYING WAY, WAY DOWN FROM WHAT HE COULD OFFER. But Dave went for limbo, and there he thrives, at the large club level.

You fans who didn't get too close to reality of one kind or another have hella trouble figuring out why no more rock! Damn, you're oblivious to Bill and Ted and BK chicken-sticks and all. Call goes to the band on this one. You FANS of organ-crossover freak ED suck, not this band, which was trying to tell you the same thing DAVE sings at your deaf heads, if you could only listen and decipher and CVH.

ED is a fake, von helsing, vampire, van halen, running with THAT devil, stupider than dog-dump! Hey, the Arubans had to hide the DUMP. Same bogard, different soap-case. Assholes. Get Weezer.

Ass sphincter says what?