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Okay, so yesterday I was in the living room with my sister and she watching Full House. The storyline this time is that the youngest girl is at school, her kindergarten class. There is a class pet, a bird, and it's name is DAVE. Well, DAVE flies out of his cage, it's the girl's fault, whatever. Then she brings in a new bird, and it's name is SAMMY!! I knew it HAD to be on purpose! By the way, that second bird was kinda fat...Well, has anybody seen that shit? I was thinking, "How dare they compare DAVE with a bird?! Bullshit."
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"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..." -
Dave had a bird for awhile...its in his book. He had to get rid of it because the neighbors thought the birds shrill cries were his wild women or something like that.
Anyway, I don't think he would mind being compared to a bird. Any publicity is good publicity. Now if only they would get the bird to sing runnin with the devil or something...and then the new bird wouldn't even be able to talk much less sing... and all the kids would hate it. -
I just thought it was kinda weird! I laughed at it, though.<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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You need to stop watching FULL HOUSE!!!
Turn on the HISTORY CHANNEL or DISCOVERY!!!
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Matt that was the joke of the day. ha hamark milesComment
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I would, but the fucking TV guide doesn't work!Originally posted by Matt White
You need to stop watching FULL HOUSE!!!
Turn on the HISTORY CHANNEL or DISCOVERY!!!
Yes, I admit it, I study astronomy more than I should. Don't get me started on that subject, WHATEVER YOU DO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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Theres a Four letter word every man should have embedded into his brain since 1979, ESPN.Originally posted by fret_buzz_blues
I would, but the fucking TV guide doesn't work!
Yes, I admit it, I study astronomy more than I should. Don't get me started on that subject, WHATEVER YOU DO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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Yes, but I AM NOT A MAN, GODDAMMIT! I guess I forgot to point out that I am, in fact, a girl!!Originally posted by Unchainme
Theres a Four letter word every man should have embedded into his brain since 1979, ESPN.<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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ohhhh, sorry 'bout that, Turn on VH1 Classic then, I Love That Station!Originally posted by fret_buzz_blues
Yes, but I AM NOT A MAN, GODDAMMIT! I guess I forgot to point out that I am, in fact, a girl!!Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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^It's okay, everyone confuses me. Now, don't get fooled by my new avatar, I can like cars too.<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."Comment
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