You'reallGhey's picture - FOUND!

[bueno bob]

Amazing what a little searching can find for you. This was apparently taken at You'reallGhey's family reunion 4 months ago.

[bueno bob]

I know, I know...wrong forum, but fuck it

[bueno bob]

I know, I know...wrong forum, but fuck it

[YoureAllGhey]

When you get the velcro on your shoes on the right way, does your Mom give you a cookie and tell you how proud she is?

[Matt White]

HILLBILLY-BOY!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Cue "Dueling Banjos"

Skeeter & his boys dun got riled up after BOB done put a whuppin' on 'em last night!!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by YoureAllGhey
When you get the velcro on your shoes on the right way, does your Mom give you a cookie and tell you how proud she is?

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What grade were you in when you finally flunked out? 4th?

[YoureAllGhey]

Originally posted by bueno bob
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What grade were you in when you finally flunked out? 4th?

Can you please have somone help you come up with a decent reply? You're getting gheyer with every post.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by YoureAllGhey
Can you please have somone set me up with the NAMBLA division on the west coast? I really need new meat.

:eek:

[bueno bob]

Better go get Granny, that gator's on the front porch again.

[YoureAllGhey]

Originally posted by bueno bob
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You're not helping your case Corky.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by YoureAllGhey
You're not helping your case Corky.

There is only one case. CVH ruled the world between 78 and 85. Period. I don't need any help to prove that because it's self evident. The numbers speak for themselves.

You're case, however, is: "I'm going to register at a DLR site and start a bunch of shit because I'm feeling a lack of attention."

And all that because I went over there and told you dipshits that Van Hagar sucked - and then LEFT YOU ALONE. Which was very nice of me, I might add.

However, a couple of you cunts just didn't want to deal with that, so your recourse is to come over here and spam up the boards with your trivial, meaningless bullshit that doesn't impress anybody and makes you look like a fucking retard who couldn't form a cohesive, intelligent, even semi-argumentative or thought provoking post if your fucking life depended on it.

So you tell me who looks more fucking foolish, jackass.

[YoureAllGhey]

Originally posted by bueno bob
There is only one case. CVH ruled the world between 78 and 85. Period. I don't need any help to prove that because it's self evident. The numbers speak for themselves.

You're case, however, is: "I'm going to register at a DLR site and start a bunch of shit because I'm feeling a lack of attention."

And all that because I went over there and told you dipshits that Van Hagar sucked - and then LEFT YOU ALONE. Which was very nice of me, I might add.

However, a couple of you cunts just didn't want to deal with that, so your recourse is to come over here and spam up the boards with your trivial, meaningless bullshit that doesn't impress anybody and makes you look like a fucking retard who couldn't form a cohesive, intelligent, even semi-argumentative or thought provoking post if your fucking life depended on it.

So you tell me who looks more fucking foolish, jackass.

Well, sometimes I get bored in between sessions of fisting your Mom. For the most part, I could give a rats ass about Van Halen as a whole. I think they're one of the most overrated bands in history. Regardless of who's singing for them.

And who the fuck are you to mention anything thought provoking?

Ok then....Lets have an actual discussion.

1.EVH has made a career out of the same boring ass pentatonic wankery that he was doing in 79. I'll give him credit, he was influential at one time, but he'd more than done now. He should've broken up the band WELL before Roth left. Oh, and his signature model is a piece of shit.

2.Michael Anthony is a half assed bass player who has average backing vocals.

3.Alex Van Halen should shoot whoever records his drums. They sound like shit.

4.Roth was a spandex wearing homo. Take away his "image" and you have a bar singer.

5.Hagar has good tequila. Occasional catchy vocal line.

6. Gary Cherone is a tool. That'll never change.

[moose]

What a fuckin tool........
Who lets these idiots out of the Asylum??
Buddy, did you forget to take your last dose of lithium
You sammy cocksuckin freak, get a life, faggot!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by YoureAllGhey
Well, sometimes I get bored in between sessions of fisting your Mom.

Awww! That hurts my feelings!

Assfuck.

For the most part, I could give a rats ass about Van Halen as a whole. I think they're one of the most overrated bands in history. Regardless of who's singing for them.

Good for you. Go pop on something from the Magna Carta label and listen to your math metal masterbation and call it "brilliant"

And who the fuck are you to mention anything thought provoking?

A lot more entitled then you are, fuckwits.

Ok then....Lets have an actual discussion.

Do you think you're actually capable? Hope you got some Advil on hand.

1.EVH has made a career out of the same boring ass pentatonic wankery that he was doing in 79. I'll give him credit, he was influential at one time, but he'd more than done now. He should've broken up the band WELL before Roth left. Oh, and his signature model is a piece of shit.

I agree with most of that. As far as breaking up the band well before Roth left - tough shit. Guess you'll have to suffer through it. For the rest of the fans, though, we're lucky we got what we did.

Riddle me this - why are you here, then? Because you're fucking bored and too lazy to go outside and look for something to do?

Maybe you should go get one of those "job" things.

2.Michael Anthony is a half assed bass player who has average backing vocals.

I'd call his backing vocals LESS then average, but other than that, I agree.

3.Alex Van Halen should shoot whoever records his drums. They sound like shit.

Right again. My, my...you do have some intelligent thought. Too bad most of it goes flying out your ass every time you shit, but there's some hope for you.

4.Roth was a spandex wearing homo. Take away his "image" and you have a bar singer.

What the fuck ever...do I even NEED to comment on the fact that he influenced a virtual TON of lead singers, or that 90% of those who are actually succesful in the music industry today cite him as THE man behind Van Halen's success (which was, before you get any bright fuckin' ideas, pretty spectacular)?

No. I don't.

5.Hagar has good tequila. Occasional catchy vocal line.

His tequila (and yes, I tried it) fucking SUCKS. It's overpriced watered down horse piss. I'm not, therefore, very surprised to find you like it. Or his vocal lines. Hagar is a fucking GAY lyricist, so to find you endorsing them surprises me not at all.

6. Gary Cherone is a tool. That'll never change.

Yeah, and?

So you're 50% there and 50% fuckwit. Not bad - for a sheep.

[YoureAllGhey]

Dude, Roth was a good front man. That's about it. He could'nt sing his way out of a cum soaked bag. His biggest contribution was that he was showman. Big fucking deal. He might have influenced alot of people, but so did Kiss. I would'nt call them brilliant either.


We can agree on one thing (well, halfway at least). Cabo is overpriced.