Today Eddie Van Halen smeared himself in tomato ketchup because, according to the 50 y.o guitarist, "i've got material for 50 fucking albums stashed away here, im goin into modern art,picasso aint got shit on me, he had l.s.d, (lead spanish disease), man this is the best shit i put out"
Van Halen continued "man I just hired a new lead singer,he's fucking awesome,he rocks man, he's my soul brother, he can really hit those high notes, its this unknown dude from zanzibar called freddie bulsura, and he'll be in the band for life"
when informed this was actually Freddie Mercury and he'd been dead since Nov.1991, Van Halen broke down and angrily began sobbing "you interviewer, you'll never be able to play guitar like me!"
once Van Halen's "helper"(Alex) had calmed down the guitar maestro, he turned and spoke to me "hey boy, you wanna hear one of the new tracks,man this shit will blow you away" excitedly I replied yes. Van Halen slid across the floor(his hip had degenerated to the extent his legs were now useless) and put in a cassette tape, hit the battered tape deck, and the tape begun, playing the main theme of "the seduction of gina".
I looked at Eddie stunned, he misinterpreted this and tried his familar smile, 3 teeth popped out "I told you this shit would blow you away!" he proudly exclaimed
Van Halen continued "man I just hired a new lead singer,he's fucking awesome,he rocks man, he's my soul brother, he can really hit those high notes, its this unknown dude from zanzibar called freddie bulsura, and he'll be in the band for life"
when informed this was actually Freddie Mercury and he'd been dead since Nov.1991, Van Halen broke down and angrily began sobbing "you interviewer, you'll never be able to play guitar like me!"
once Van Halen's "helper"(Alex) had calmed down the guitar maestro, he turned and spoke to me "hey boy, you wanna hear one of the new tracks,man this shit will blow you away" excitedly I replied yes. Van Halen slid across the floor(his hip had degenerated to the extent his legs were now useless) and put in a cassette tape, hit the battered tape deck, and the tape begun, playing the main theme of "the seduction of gina".
I looked at Eddie stunned, he misinterpreted this and tried his familar smile, 3 teeth popped out "I told you this shit would blow you away!" he proudly exclaimed
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