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  • kentuckyklira
    Veteran
    • Sep 2004
    • 1770

    Girlfriends

    Why are we so glad when they show up, and why are we almost as glad when they leave again a few hours later?
    http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg
  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22830

    #2
    It's that "sex" thing.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • Golden AWe
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 33647

      #3
      A few hours? You can stand them for that long? :confused:
      Originally posted by Cato
      Golden, why are you FAT?
      Originally posted by lesfunk
      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32797

        #4
        A girlfriend is basically a whore who not only do you pay with money but emotional trauma.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Ally_Kat
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7608

          #5
          Hey! Some of us can be really cool girlfriends
          Roth Army Militia

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22830

            #6
            That's true.

            Some even swallow!
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • Susie Q
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1522

              #7
              Re: Girlfriends

              Originally posted by kentuckyklira
              Why are we so glad when they show up, and why are we almost as glad when they leave again a few hours later?
              I think because no one likes their space invaded. I also find Nitro Expresses comment interesting. I felt the same way about boyfriends and even husbands...LOL

              I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
              ~Susie Q 2009

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              • Coyote
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 8185

                #8
                Hard for me to say. My relationships never lasted long.

                4, maybe 5...






































































































                hours...
                Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                • Golden AWe
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 33647

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Cato
                  Golden, why are you FAT?
                  Originally posted by lesfunk
                  Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                  http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                  • nosuchluck
                    Sniper
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 908

                    #10
                    i got dumped today

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                    • nosuchluck
                      Sniper
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 908

                      #11
                      well, yesterday actually...

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                      • canadiandlrgirl
                        Full Member Status

                        • May 2005
                        • 3607

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bueno bob
                        That's true.

                        Some even swallow!
                        pig

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                        • Axl S
                          Roadie
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 145

                          #13
                          you all should see my girlfriend *wolf whistles*

                          Dam she's a beauty
                          http://img2.vampirefreaks.com/upic/A...th/5596754.jpg
                          http://saturn5.com/darwin/beef/image...eace_sells.jpghttp://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
                          Help my mate out, check his site
                          www.freewebs.com/grishnarr

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                          • ashstralia
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 6555

                            #14
                            Re: Girlfriends

                            Originally posted by kunturkeyklira
                            Why are we so glad when they show up, and why are we almost as glad when they leave again a few hours later?
                            well, in your case, they get tired of playing 'my little pony'.

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                            • Sandy
                              Roth Army Recruit
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 5

                              #15
                              Girlfriends are like cars...

                              a lot of people have one, but can't drive worth shit...

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