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  • blueturk
    Veteran
    • Jul 2004
    • 1883

    If You Don't Think Rolling Stone Sucks...

    That's right! Proof positive (if you needed any) that Rolling Stone sucks ass. A Van Halen page that reads like the sisters sponsored it themselves...with reviews of VH III and BOBW, and a snazzy picture of Van Hagar. I was looking for old articles and ran across this piece of shit that these idiots have the balls to call " The Complete Van Halen".



    "Fuck Rolling Stone, man!!!"
    Last edited by blueturk; 08-15-2005, 12:45 AM.
  • diamondsgirl
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7550

    #2
    Thats horrible!

    Nice pic you got there Turk Those were the days...
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20497

      #3
      Yeah...but did you see their pic to go along with the "Van Halen Sue the Baltimore Orioles" from last week???

      BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

      EVH, AVH & Bass Player...NO SINGER!!!!

      Tryin' to tell us somethin'?!?

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      • Rikk
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 16392

        #4
        ROLLING STONE isn't even a music magazine.

        Fucking corporate/ex-hippie/shit publication.
        Roth Army Militia

        Originally posted by WARF
        Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21838

          #5
          I sent them an email and reamed their ass over it, not that a) It will do any good, or b) I really give a shit anyway.

          That magazine has been completely irrelevant to the music industry at large since the late 70s. Once they began to suck their advertisers cocks, and allowed the "magazine" to become bloated with 75% ads and 25% content (or less), they lost all relevance.

          Fuck those worthless sacks of shit.

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          • kentuckyklira
            Veteran
            • Sep 2004
            • 1770

            #6
            Rolling Stone is to music magazines what Hard Rock Cafe is to clubs/bars!
            http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg

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            • Polk High
              Sniper
              • Jan 2004
              • 875

              #7
              Originally posted by kentuckyklira
              Rolling Stone is to music magazines what Hard Rock Cafe is to clubs/bars!
              Well said...
              We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl

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              • Polk High
                Sniper
                • Jan 2004
                • 875

                #8
                I had a supscription for that pittiful magazine once man I didn't like one issue, worst money I ever spent...
                We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl

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                • VonHalen
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 579

                  #9
                  agreed

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                  • Unchainme
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 7746

                    #10
                    didn't they put Eddie at not even in te top 25, Fuck 'em, They wouldn't know talent if it bit them in the ass. Rolling Stone along with MTV and Clear Channel are ruining music as we know. FUCK THE M BIG TIME!
                    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                    • Unchainme
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 7746

                      #11
                      Also I think because of these three why music in general ESPECIALLY rock since 1996 has completely sucked ass
                      Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                      • fret_buzz_blues
                        Head Fluffer
                        • May 2005
                        • 375

                        #12
                        Fuck Rolling Stone!! They don't know shit, they know NOTHING!!! Motherfuckers.
                        <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                        "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                        • DavidLeeNatra
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 10704

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Unchainme
                          didn't they put Eddie at not even in te top 25, Fuck 'em,
                          I guess 73 (or 71)...
                          Roth Army Icon
                          First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                          • moose
                            Veteran
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1987

                            #14
                            I always used to say and I still say is that the only thing Rolling Stone is good for is to line the bottom of a "bird cage"

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                            • Terry
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11956

                              #15
                              Bah. Rolling Stone has followed a formula of flogging the flavor of the month on their cover, along with cramming the mag with articles on politics that have the inisight and leanings of a college freshman, for about twenty years plus.

                              They missed the boat on CVH back in the day, so it's not astonishing that they haven't gotten it right now. Probably too busy wasting time slobbering over the latest meager offerings Dick Fagger and the Strolling Bones have released to get the shit out of their ears.
                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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