>eat Your Heart Out World.......

[franksters]

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less
>down
>
4. Baseball is Canadian
>
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
>
6. Hockey is Canadian
>
7. Basketball is Canadian
>
)8. Apple pie is Canadian
>
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
>
)10. Tim Hortons kicks Krispy Kreme's ass
>
11. In the war of 1812, started by America,
>Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we
>burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon
>MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored
>because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
)12. Canada has the largest French population
>that
>never surrendered to Germany.
>
13. We have the largest English population that
>never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere.
>EVER.
>
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it
>lasted a little over an hour.
>
15. The only person who was arrested in our
>civil
>war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...
>but showed up just in time to get caught.
>
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle
>caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10%
>of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
)18. The average dog sled team can kill and
>devour
>a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
>
19. We still know what to do with all the parts
>of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
>
)21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro,
>zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave
radios
>that save countless lives each year.
>
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something
>metal and lived to tell about it.
)23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass
>
>BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
>
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough
>to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
25. And we don't bomb our allies.
>
>oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Pass this on if you are proud to be
>Canadian!!!ca-flag1.gif (20617 bytes)
>
>
>
>I AM CANADIAN!!!

[Rikk]

BG is Canadian.:)

[franksters]

cg too!

[DlocRoth]

So is Michael J. Fox.....

But I'm cool with my longitudinal coordinates...:)

[Anonymous]

One's born where one's born by mere chance. No point bragging about. I never understood patriotism.

Besides, Wrestling isn't Canadian. So there's nothing to brag about.

Cheers! :bottle:

[franksters]

these are jokes btw...

[Mr. Vengeance]

Spammy is not Canadian!!!! And we're proud of that.

[zeronumber]

About the war of 1812 thing.
You seem to have your history a bit distorted.

You see, When the English and the Austrians were busy taking on Napoleon, America figured...we can take canada(I mean seriously, what possible joke of a resistance could Canada put up?) and all was going good...

Except England wasn't going to put up with that shit....

So England with Austrian mercenaries fought back american Troops, and burned down our capital...

To make a long story short...

Canada had nothing to do with the burning of the capital.
After all...To suggest that Canada has any accomplishment over america, is surely non sense.

Other wise...very amusing.

[Mr. Vengeance]

We kicked your Yankess asses.

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
We kicked your Yankess asses.

Red Sox fan?

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by franksters
cg too!
100% and proud;)
but i dig other countries as well:)

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
We kicked your Yankess asses.
now,now let's not get into my country vs your country war...
you ever hear of world peace;)

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by zeronumber
About the war of 1812 thing.
You seem to have your history a bit distorted.

You see, When the English and the Austrians were busy taking on Napoleon, America figured...we can take canada(I mean seriously, what possible joke of a resistance could Canada put up?) and all was going good...

Except England wasn't going to put up with that shit....

So England with Austrian mercenaries fought back american Troops, and burned down our capital...

To make a long story short...

Canada had nothing to do with the burning of the capital.
After all...To suggest that Canada has any accomplishment over america, is surely non sense.

Other wise...very amusing.

Quite true. I've had to straighten Angel's ass out on that point a number of times. She's too stupid to remember, though.

:gulp:

[larbo]

you all up in canada can be proud of the wind chill fucker. I was up there hunting several years back and I went outside the cabin and said "jesus christ it's cold" and this guy there said "that's the wind chill....FUCKER." also the show Trailer Park Boys you can be proud of. one of the funniest and original shows I've seen! other than that, you all are screwed.

[franksters]

it's the beer factor man!

[VonHalen]

what happened to moosehead ice? I used to drink alot of that then nobody sells it anymore

[franksters]

we can still get it here in quebec, isn't from vancouver?

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by larbo
you all up in canada can be proud of the wind chill fucker. I was up there hunting several years back and I went outside the cabin and said "jesus christ it's cold" and this guy there said "that's the wind chill....FUCKER." also the show Trailer Park Boys you can be proud of. one of the funniest and original shows I've seen! other than that, you all are screwed.

Yes. The Trailer Park Boys do rule and at least you see that!!!!!

Uhhh, but I don't know where you were hunting, but hunting season in most of the country is in oct/nov. In MOST of Canada, there's no concern about wind fucking chill then. And, frankly, wind chill only matters in areas where there are WIDE OPEN SPACES...because if you're in the woods, hunting, the trees stop the wind.

So...maybe you can elaborate....

[scamper]

Originally posted by franksters


14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it
>lasted a little over an hour.



LMFAO

[Vinnie Velvet]

Canada certainly has boosted some of the most well-known celebrities and even some new stars!

-Shania Twain
-The whole SCTV gang (Candy, Moranis, Eugene Levy,etc.)
-Wayne Gretzky
-William Shatner
-Rachel McAdams (best know for her roles in the Hot Chick, Mean Girls and recently the Notebook, Wedding Crashers and now Red Eye).
-Neve Campbell
-Shannon Tweed
-RUSH


...the list goes on.

[franksters]

Jim Carrey
keifer sutherland
celine dion

Le cirque du soleil
pamela anderson
brian adams
simple plan
avril lavigne
alanis morrissette

[franksters]

tragically hip
mike myers

[franksters]

nelly furtado
sloan
kd lang
neil young
sarah mclachlan

[franksters]

the guess who
joni mitchell
bto
daniel lanois
sum 41
paul schaffer

[franksters]

dan akroyd
keanu reeves
john candy
christopher plummer

[franksters]

michael j fox
leslie neilson
colin mochrie
william shatner
jason priestly

[franksters]

jacques villeneuve
Mario Lemieux
Patrick Roy
Maurice Richard

[Antman]

Don't forget Elsinore Beer-the beer preferred by Bob and Doug Mackenzie.

[franksters]

where are all the canadian ????

[WOAHYEAH]

When America wins a gold medal in hockey, its called a Miracle

When Canada wins a gold medal in hockey, its called...the usual!

:D

[FasterPussycat]

Canadian Men Rock... that's all I am gonna say about that!!! :D




.

[UGS]

Originally posted by franksters
>>burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored

King was the Prime Minister during WWII, Wm Lyon MacKenzie was his grandfather. . .other than that, nice list!

Half the NHL is Canadian!!!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Excellent thread!:D Thank you Franksters and everybody!

But don't forget the "prince" of Montreal, Robert Charlebois! :cool:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Rikk
BG is Canadian.:)

Rikk is Canadian as well!
:D

[blonddgirl777]

"Trailer Park Boys"...
No show has been as funny in years!